Wow-Bangladeshi Woman Takes Attacker's Penis To Police

DHAKA, Bangladesh - A 40-year-old Bangladeshi woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempted rape and took it to a police station as evidence, police in a remote part of the country said Monday. The woman, a married mother of three, was attacked Saturday night while she was sleeping in her shanty in Jhalakathi district, some 120 miles south of Dhaka, officers said.

"As he tried to rape her, the lady cut his penis off with a knife. She then wrapped up the penis in a piece of polythene and brought it to the Jhalakathi police station as evidence of the crime," police chief Abul Khaer said.The woman filed a case accusing the man -- who is also 40 and a married father of five -- of attempted rape, saying that he harassed her for six months. The severed penis was kept at the police station, and the rape suspect was undergoing treatment in the hospital. "We shall arrest him once his condition gets better," Khaer added

Why-Female flasher escaping arrest as police

Voyeuristic Berlin flasher Annette Kaiser, who comes and goes in the blink of an eye, is flaunting a loophole in the law which says she can't be prosecuted for her 'crime' unless she gets turned on in the act. .Police are at a loss as to how they can prosecute 34-year-old Kaiser because, in Germany, simply flashing some flesh isn't a crime - authorities must prove the perpetrator is sexually aroused.

Officers say that catching men is easy because its pretty obvious if they're excited. Women, though, are different, the German police cleverly observed. 'If a man drops his trousers, it is easy to see he is excited, but with a woman that is not possible,' a spokesman explained. Naughty Miss Kaiser says she'll continue to swan around in the nude because she likes the feeling of freedom.

'I like to show off my body. I give men an eyeful and then I’m quickly gone,' she added.

Masked-Pair Dressed as Nuns Rob bank

A pair of thieves dressed as nuns robbed a Chicago bank, in a heist reminiscent of the Hollywood flick The Town, police said.

Det. Gerald Wodka told the Chicago Sun-Times that a man and a woman armed with guns entered a TCF bank minutes before closing Sunday at 1:58 p.m. The pair hopped over the counter and ordered a bank teller and branch manager to stuff a Nike duffel bag full of cash from the vault, Wodka said. No one was injured and no customers were in the Palos Heights branch at the time. Police didn't disclose how much money was taken. The duo, in full masks, black robes and gloves similar to what actor Ben Affleck wore in the 2010 movie, fled in a silver four-door Chevrolet with tinted windows. The FBI and Palos Heights police continue to investigate.

What-Boy Crowned Prom queen

It was Jake, not Jill, who was crowned prom queen at a Virginia high school. Jake Boyer, a student at Blacksburg High School, told WDBJ7 news it was "as much a social experiment as it was a fun thing to do."Friends and other students were supportive of the idea.

"Obviously everybody was more than willing to go with an openly gay male prom queen," he said. Boyer, a choir member and editor of the school's literary magazine, dressed as Lady Gaga to accept the coveted tiara.

Strange-Woman seen pushing body Parts in trash can

ONTARIO, Calif. — California authorities say a San Bernardino woman was arrested for investigation of murder after she was seen pushing a trash can with body parts inside. Police arrested 51-year-old Carmen Montenegro Sunday night in an Ontario neighborhood.

"Human remains could be seen and she had evidence on her that seemed to be consistent that she was involved with disposal of the body," detective Jeff Crittenden told KTLA-TV.

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Strange-Meerkats with a human foot fetish now looking up women's skirts

The creatures seem to be enjoying their new enclosure in Jungle Kingdom – an enclosure into which visitors can enter and walk among the meerkats – but their foot fascination has forced staff to put up warning signs about their keen interest in feet. Keepers have been kept on their toes and have been on alert over the past week, watching out for the 19 adventurous 'leerkats'. Keeper Catriona Carr said: 'We've had to keep an eye on anybody wearing sandals or flip-flops, especially if they have painted toenails.

'They seem to be more attracted to reds and blues for some reason. We're not entirely sure what it is about the feet. It might be the bright colours of the footwear and toenails, the movement of the toes or even the smell. 'As keepers it certainly keeps us on our toes to make sure the cheeky critters don't nibble any visitor feet!'

Nice-'March of the Blondes' cheers weary Latvia in economic slump

With the country in the grip of a deep recession, the annual parade has given people a rare reason to smile. Now in its third year, the March of the Blondes has grown to include Marilyn Monroe look-a-like contests and pink fashion shows.Latvia has been struggling to recover from an 18 per cent decline in its economy in 2009 - the first year the parade was held.

Latvian Association of Blondes boss MarikaGederte explained that people are coming from all over the world to take part.

Dumb-Burglar steals beers, sleeps on couch

A 63-year-old Long Neck, Del. woman woke up Tuesday morning to find a burglar sleeping on her couch, police say. The woman woke up at 7 a.m. to find her front door open and a man — who had drunk multiple cans of her beer — snoozing, police say.

The burglar woke up and ran out of the house with a beer still in his hand after the woman told him she was calling the police.

Wow-Bar busted for running mouse races

DES MOINES, Iowa - The owner of a tavern in a small town in the state of Iowa who said he ran mouse races on Sundays for fun, was cited by local police for allowing patrons to bet on the rodent running. “It’s a blast,” said Scott Beach, 49, who ran the mouse races at the Bucktail Lodge in Danville, a town of about 900 people, before being cited by the Des Moines County sheriff’s office. “The state’s taking the fun out of it,” he said, adding that he would be pleading not guilty. The sheriff’s office confirmed Friday that Scott Beach and his wife Jan Beach were cited for knowingly permitting criminal activity on licensed premises. Bar patrons pick a mouse for a dollar, and whoever picks the winning mouse gets the payout, Scott Beach explained. He said the tavern made no money out of the betting. Beach said he was told ignorance of the law was no excuse.

The mice run on an eight-foot-long (2.4 meter) flat track, with each mouse racing in its own lane. Asked if he needed to put cheese at the end of the run to tempt the mice forward, Beach said, “No, they’re in their cages all day. They’re ready to run.”

Nature-Bee swarm shuts down portion of Ottawa

OTTAWA — A portion of downtown Ottawa had to be cordoned off for a short time during the lunch hour Monday due to a bee swarm. The bees landed on several bikes owned by customers at the Black Thorn restaurant sometime just before 1 p.m.

Ottawa police arrived on scene first and taped off the sidewalk around the bees, who appear to be re-hiving, according to restaurant bartender James Gallant. City of Ottawa workers arrived and cordoned off a 40-metre stretch in the Byward where the bees are gathered underneath the bike wheels.

Miracle-Driver survives spectacular crash

LAVAL, QC - A young driver survived a spectacular crash in which he was thrown from his vehicle in suburban Montreal.The driver was not wearing a seat-belt when he lost control of his car on Sunday morning.The vehicle flipped several times and was totalled.

The man, who was in his 20s, was taken to hospital as a precaution and he quickly discharged. "It is a miracle that he escaped without a scratch," said Laval police spokesman Michael Gagnon.

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Sexy-The monastery of Santa Croce has been shut down by the Vatican, after reports of unorthodox practices (Video)

POPE Benedict XVI has shut down a famous community in Rome that organised dances by a former nightclub dancer nun and hosted VIPs like Madonna, earning the disfavour of the Vatican. The closure of the monastery of Santa Croce in Gerusalemme, which holds some of the Church's most prized relics, was reported by Italian dailies La Stampa and Il Foglio.The reports said the community of Cistercian monks based at the church for more than five centuries was being transferred to other churches in Italy.

Contacted by AFP, the Vatican did not deny the reports.

The basilica had become a hub for the Friends of Santa Croce, an aristocratic group, and had been criticised for some unorthodox practices including dances in which nuns pranced around the altar.

Wow-Sausage fan has therapy to break his addiction

BANGER bonkers David Harding loves sausages so much he has become the first man in Britain to undergo therapy in a bid to stop his 13-a-day habit.The 47-year-old dad of three has already shelled out nearly £2,000 on counselling and hypnosis to “break the spell” of his addiction.But married David, from Greenwich, South London, admits he is no closer to “freeing” himself from his addiction.

Why-Naked woman found at police station says spirits directed her there

 

A woman found standing naked outside the Gurnee Police Station told police that spirits told her to take her clothes off and walk to the police department, according to an official. The 52-year-old local woman showed up at the department on

O’Plaine Road

at about 7:30 a.m. on May 23, said Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick. Three officers found her standing at the southwest corner of the building.

The woman allegedly told the officer she was “awakened by the spirits in her apartment” and that they told her to remove her clothes before proceeding to the police facility, Patrick said.

Wow-Wife takes over plane when pilot-husband can't fly

DENVER – A woman whose pilot-husband was having trouble breathing and speaking took over the controls of a small airplane during a flight from California to Colorado and flew toward a nearby airport while receiving guidance from ground controllers and another pilot, authorities said. The Federal Aviation Administration on Thursday released audio and a transcript of the May 17 incident.

"Have you ever flown an aircraft before?" asked the other pilot, who was flying a Great Lakes Airlines flight in the area and was in radio contact with the woman. "Do you have any experience?"

"No," the woman replies. The Great Lakes pilot instructed the woman on how to turn on the autopilot function and begin a controlled descent. "Hang on, hang on. I'm trying to get him to put auto ... autopilot," the woman said. "I don't know how to do this."

"There should be a button on the autopilot panel that says H-D-G for heading," the Great Lakes pilot said a few minutes later. "You want to push that. There should be a big knob you should turn."

Funny-Journalist Erica Grow: 'I'm stupid'. The internet: LOL (video)

Anchors at Connecticut-based TV show WTNH News 8 were expecting Grow's report about problems at a local school when the outtake was broadcast instead.The male half of the duo mumbled afterwards that 'the wrong tape loaded in there' as explanation for the gaffe, while his thoroughly unimpressed female counterpart looked on, stony-faced.

YouTube users have given the clip a mixed reaction, from Doberboy218's 'Is it me or did she say "s**t" under her breath when she started losing it?' to abstratorama's 'SHE IS A HOT CHICK, F**K THE NEWS!'

Much as we love Erica's boob, she's got a while to go before she matches that Swedish TV host lady who threw up live on air that time.

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WHY-Lawyer objects to busty woman's boobs

The Chicago brief made a direct complaint to Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers, saying the woman sitting next to opposing lawyer Dmitry Feofanov was serving no purpose other than 'drawing the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings'.Mr Feofanov stands by his argument that the woman - identified in court documents as Daniella Atencia - is his paralegal.In a pretrial motion, he claims Mr Gooch has shown no 'good faith legal argument' why she should not be present during the trial.

Mr Gooch, though, says his argument is not based on the fact she is buxom, but because he does not believe she is professionally qualified, responded: 'Personally, I like large breasts. 'However, I object to somebody I don't think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table - when there's already two lawyers there - dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself.'The case, which is due to go to trial on June 2nd, is a small claims case relating to a dispute over a used car.

Strange-Dairy promoting princess is lactose intolerant

Eighteen-year-old Laurel Gordon of Elma, Wash., has been putting on a tiara to promote milk products the past two years as Grays Harbor County's dairy ambassador. The funny thing is, she's a lactose intolerant dairy princess. The Daily World of Aberdeen reports that unless Gordon takes special pills, her body are unable to digest milk. She drinks soy milk. But, her family operates a dairy farm that has been in the family for 150 years, and she believes in the product. She's competing for the Washington state dairy ambassador title in June.

Low-Baby-Sitter accused of feeding pot to girl

Can't believe it's not butter? It'll be up to a judge to decide.

Police say a Pennsylvania babysitter fed toast covered in marijuana-margarine to a 12-year-old girl and two other young children at her home, reports the Valley News Dispatch. The girl's mother called police on April 26 after she discovered the drug-laced spread in a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in the 22-year-old babysitter's freezer, police said. Police allege Stevie Hickey of Upper Burrell Township spread the margarine on two pieces of toast and told the girl it was "parsley butter."

Why-Teen Denied shoots dad with arrow

A 15-year-old Washington State girl is accused of shooting her dad with a hunting bow after he took her cellphone away, police Say.Mason County cops responded Wednesday around 8 p.m. after they received a 911 call from the seriously injured father.

Det. William Adam said the 35-year-old man was forced to drive nearly half a kilometre to the nearest neighbour's residence for help because the girl apparently didn't allow him to call an ambulance from home. "He was doing normal parental discipline," Adam said.

The father alleges the teen shot him with an arrow in the torso after he took away her cellphone and grounded her.

Wow-Mom-and-son cop pair suspended after bar fight

A mother and son have been suspended from their jobs after they were allegedly involved in a fight at a New Orleans bar. Both are officers with the city's police department.

Emelda Blanco, a 25-year vet of the force, and her son, Gerald, who's been with the force for three years, were suspended Wednesday after they allegedly started a fight that involved a security guard at Robertson's Vieux Carre Lounge early Sunday, WML News reported. Both Blancos were arrested and charged with simple battery.

Brilliant-Bird Looks remarkably like Ringo Starr

The bird was caught on camera in East Colorado, America, after what must have been a Hard Day's Flight. Quite why this particular western grebe has taken its cue from The Beatles is unclear, but maybe we should just Let It Be. Ornithologists are now searching high and low for a heron that looks like Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones and a kestrel that is the spitting image of The Who's Roger Daltrey. The brilliant shot was taken by photographer Rob Palmer. Just weeks ago we brought you news that the face of Elvis had been found in a bug in Singapore. Amateur photographer Winston Jansen was left stunned after seeing The King while on an expedition.

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Lucky-Trucker blew up 'like a balloon'

A New Zealand trucker is lucky to be alive after blowing up like a human balloon because he fell butt-first onto a brass fitting for his truck's compressed air reservoir.

Steven McCormack was recovering in Whakatane Hospital Wednesday after the freak accident Saturday. He was standing on the plate between the cab of his truck and its semi-trailer when his foot slipped and he fell, breaking the hose off a brass nipple connected to the compressed air reservoir that powers the truck's brakes, NZPA reported.

The nipple pierced the flesh of his left buttock. "I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told NZPA. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

Why-Nude photo shoot ends in arrest

A photo shoot in Bridgeport, Conn., ended with a mug shot. A Peekskill, N.Y., man was arrested Saturday after witnesses said he was running naked on the roof of a parking garage, the Connecticut Post reports. Officers learned it was all for a photo shoot, but they still charged Charles Kearse with second-degree breach of peace.

"Apparently, you have to expect to see a lot of strange things when you live downtown, but after this I don't know what could possibly shock me," a resident of the City Trust building, who asked not to be identified, told the paper.

The photographer, Israel Guibbory, told the Post it was his idea to shoot on the roof, but he had no idea Kearse was going to get naked. "It was really bad judgment on my part, " Guibbory told the Post. "I could have put an end to it, but I didn't because he was the client."

Wow-Chinese internet star can slice through vegetables with a deck of cards (video)

Baj Dengchun's unusual skill of using a deck of cards to slice up anything from cucumbers to eggs has seen him become an internet star in China.

What-French women accuse minister of sex harassment

 

 PARIS - Two French women are filing legal complaints against a junior government minister they accuse of sexual harassment, apparently encouraged to speak up after the recent arrest of Dominique Strauss-Kahn on sex crime charges. Gilbert Collard, lawyer for the women, said he had submitted the complaints against Georges Tron, the civil service minister, to a public prosecutor this week and he confirmed to Reuters the accusation was sexual harassment. Tron’s lawyer, Olivier Schnerb, dismissed the complaints and said he had been instructed to respond by filing a defamation complaint in return. Tron, who was quoted by Le Parisien daily as saying the accusations were “incredible”, told Reuters he had informed Prime Minister Francois Fillon about the matter and said the plaintiffs were women who had been dismissed from their town hall posts in Draveil, just south of Paris, where Tron is mayor.

Stupid-Passenger allegedly exposes himself on united flight

Air travel pushes passengers to their limits. Between overly chatty seatmates, unruly children kicking seatbacks for hours on end, or travelers who try to open emergency exits — while cruising at 35,000 feet — flying is no picnic.A passenger on a United Airlines flight from Spokane, Wash., to Denver last Thursday, however, took things to a new level.Kyle Pearce, 25, was arrested at Denver International, the Smoking Gun reports, and charged with "obscene and indecent exposure of his person."If that sounds vaguely disturbing, it is. Pearce allegedly was masturbating on a plane.The incident, according to The Smoking Gun, was witnessed by at least two passengers.

 

Unlucky-Canadian Loses beard competition by a whisker

CALGARY -- He only lost by a hair. Coming in third place, Calgarian Evan Gillespie, 23, was within a whisker of winning the freestyle competition of the World Beard and Moustache Championship held May 15 in Trodheim, Norway. And he has the stylish 'stache and trophy to prove it. "I have always kind of been a fan of the World Beard and Moustache Championships and I have recently been old enough to grow a moustache so I decided to do it," he said. "One year ago I made a commitment and haven't shaved in a year." He was the only Canadian to place in the contest. In the freestyle event, judges were looking for fullness and style. "In practise, it's something zany, something kooky," he said.

Why-Austrian town revokes Hitler's honourary title

VIENNA - An Austrian town revoked the honourary citizenship of Adolf Hitler on Tuesday in an effort to sever any links with the Nazi dictator’s legacy ahead of a 900-year civic anniversary and following a media uproar. The town council in the western town of Amstetten, 150 km from Vienna, approved by a large majority a motion that the title be declared null and void, the Austrian Press Agency (APA) quoted Mayor Herbert Katzengruber as saying.

LOL-Obama makes a royal toast mistake (video)

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