Funny Names

Funny Place Names

  • An*s (France) · Bangkok (Thailand)
  • · Beersville (USA) · Bendery (Moldova) · Bog (Iran, Cameroon)
  • · Boring (USA) · Bottom (USA) · Bum (Afghanistan) · Bung (Ghana)
  • · Burrumbuttock (Australia) · Climax (USA, Canada)
  • · Condom (France) · Crapo (USA) · Dik (Chad, Sudan) · Dikshit (India)
  • · Dil*o (Chad) · Dog (Guinea) · Dott (USA) · Eggs and Bacon Bay (Australia)
  • · Fanny (USA) · Fat (Iran) · Fukang (China)
  • · Fu**ing (Austria) · Gay (USA, Russia, Cameroon)
  • · Gas (USA) · Gin Gin (Australia)
  • · Hell (Norway) · Hellhole (USA)
  • · Horneytown (USA) · Intercourse (USA)
  • · Iron Knob (Australia) · Kok (Ethiopia)
  • · Koolyannobbing (Australia) · Lake Trousers (Canada)
  •  Lo* (Estonia, Guinea, Netherlands) · Poopó (Bolivia)
  •  Pukekohe (New Zealand) · Pratt (USA)
  •  Pukë (Albania) · Seymen (Turkey)
  •  Shit (Iran) · Sic (Romania) · Spasticville (USA) · Spit Junction (Australia)
  •  Tit (Algeria) · Toad Suck (USA) · Wank (Germany)
  •  Whakapapa (New Zealand - the 'Wh' is pronounced 'F')
  •  Watanobbi (Australia) · Windpassing (Austria)
These funny company names are all from UK companies. If you don't get them, try reading them out loud.
  • Analar Standards A.R.S. Enterprises
  • Assart Balls Grinding
  • Baps Homes B.A.P.
  • Services Beer Construction
  • Bol Lox Buma Machine Tools
  • C.O.W. Services Cox Accommodation
  • Cox Holdings Cumming Services Dick Lovett Group
  • Di*-Di* Dike & Son
  • Diknow Dingleberry Doolittle & Dalley Dumbar Enterprises
  • E. R. Badcock Erection Services
  • Fani Couture Fanny Hides Fartes Industry Far Track Fat Tawts Charter
  • Flan*e Entertainment Flappit Quarry Co * (UK) Gay & Son Hiscocks Beauty
  • Hiscox Insurance Ho & Co Hoare Holdings Group Impact Driving Jizz Networks
  • Klitgaard Trading Knobs & Knockers Krapko Kuntesh Enterprise Mike Hunt
  • Moroni Mufs Consultants Nutbags Pants Consultants Pant-Y-Drain Pen and
  • Inc Peni Deli Pe* Isar Coed Farm Ph-UK Inn Pubs Pis Plopp Agentur Uwe
  • Havekost P*rn & Dunwoody (Lifts) Schlagman Screwfast Short Chat & Sides
  • Shufflebottom Shitil Sic Equipment Sing Fat Slippery D*ck's Smeg Sukaad The
  • C*ck Trumpers World T.Watts Waste VAG Fluid Controls Vulvar Ren Wang
  • Fat Wankhiwal UK Wankumer Bauservice Weee-Collect Willies Consulting
  • These are all names that people have actually given their children.
  • Funny first (and first and middle) names:
  • Apple
  • Champagne
  • Mahogany
  • X
  • Tamarind
  • Maverick
  • Zico
  • Asia
  • Honey
  • India
  • Cellar Door
  • Schyler Kubrick
  • Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell's daughter)
  • Cinnamon (her sister is called Candy which is short for Candida, the name of an unpleasant yeast infection)
  • Osama (born in England, post-9/11)
  • George (a girl, not abbreviated, named after her mother)
  • Scarlet (who was named after the colour of the water in her mother's birthing pool)
Funny Real Names:
  • Rear Snelling
  • Jennifer Burger
  • John PawPaw
  • Joe King
  • Barbara Schmuck
  • Benny Bentwheel
  • Stanley Snitley
  • Mark Hiscock
  • Dick Swett (American policitian)
  • Mike Hunt
  • Chris Peacock
  • Wayne King
  • Richard Titball
  • Pervical Walter Clutterbuck Henry Stanley Raper (Clutterbuck's colleague)
  • Drew Peacock (recently featured in 'The Sun' - his parents didn't realise how the name sounded)
  • Dr Peter D'eath
  • Paul Mycoc*
  • Fan*y Large
  • Mary Christmas
  • Phillip Menutts
  • Chastity Case
  • Dick Goodboy
  • Robin Banks
  • Harriet Booty
  • Edward Bull (Eddie Bull)
  • Simone F*cks (German)
  • Lee Bum Suk (South Korean politician)
  • Edward Woodward
  • Chris Cross
  • Tor Popple
  • Protius Duxbury
  • Warwick Benjer
  • Miles Whatmuff
  • Terrence William Athead (his signature is T W Athead)
  • Blessing Platinum
  • Gordon Bennett
  • Jamie Slaymaker
  • Virginia D*cks
  • Hazel Hazel
  • Rose Pink
  • Jago Blue
  • Pema Elizabeth
  • Patricia Fuller-Hiscock
  • Allen Keys
  • Crystal Fountain
  • Boz Wallace
  • Peter Bonerz (American TV director)
  • Gay Flashman (Managing Editor at ITN)
  • Euan Kerr (former editor of the Beano)
  • Chandie Yawn (married to Joey from 'Blossom')
  • Gay Search (BBC gardener)
  • Neville Neville (father to the footballing brothers)
  • Thomas Wyndham
  • St. John Fotheringham-Worsnip
  • Mrs Snell Rainbow Van Gogh




 
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