Wow nice hiding place-Nurse finds surprise during rectal exam

A city man who was evaluated at Norwalk Hospital after stripping naked near the police station was arrested Tuesday, because a nurse taking his temperature found two crack rocks hidden in his rectum, police said.Jeffrey Moore, 32, of

23 Monroe St.

, was charged with possession of narcotics and illegal possession near a school. He was arraigned Wednesday and held on $10,000 bond. His next court date is Jan. 11.Moore took off his clothes in the middle of the road at the intersection of

South Main Street

and

Monroe Street

on Dec. 4, police said.Officers who responded to the scene noted that Moore "did not seem to understand what was going on," according to his affidavit.

After he was handcuffed, he began to put his feet on the side of a building "as if trying to walk up it," the affidavit states.Moore was taken to Norwalk Hospital for psychiatric evaluation. A nurse contacted Norwalk Police shortly after Moore's admission to the hospital, because she discovered two small plastic bags filled with a white, rock-like substance while taking his temperature with a rectal thermometer, police said. The substance tested positive for crack-cocaine, police said.

Another rule -Judge Rules That Yodeling Offends Muslims

An Austrian court has recently fined a citizen for yodeling while mowing his lawn, according to a report in The Kronen Zeitung newspaper.The citizen, 63-year-old Helmut G., was told by the court that his yodeling offended his next-door Muslim neighbors.

The citizen, 63-year-old Helmut G., was told by the court that his yodeling offended his next-door Muslim neighbors, who accused him of trying to mock and imitate the call of the Muezzin.In Muslim tradition, the Muezzin is the chosen person at a mosque who leads the call to prayer at Friday services and the five daily times for prayer from one of the mosque's minarets.

WOW -Man, 71, gets 21 years for wheelchair bank robbery

SAN DIEGO — A 71-year-old terminally ill man has been sentenced to 21 years in a California prison for rolling his wheelchair into a San Diego bank and holding it up with a replica BB gun.Judge Jeffrey Fraser said Friday that Peter Lawrence could theoretically get out of prison at age 90, when he would no longer be a threat to the public.

According to City News Service, Lawrence told the judge he robbed the Chase bank of more than $2,000 this summer because he felt hopeless after being diagnosed with a myriad of medical problems.Defense lawyer Kenneth Kaminiski says his client did not want to harm anyone. Kaminiski says Lawrence wanted to get caught so he would not have to live on the streets.Prosecutors said Lawrence was a danger because he could use a real weapon in the future.

Strong Man 'immune to pain' oblivious to sledgehammer in the face

The 48-year-old bobby on the beat in Hei Longjiang province, China, has studied deadly kung fu techniques for more than 20 years which has left him apparently invulnerable to pain and injury.In a display for colleagues he shrugged off bricks smashed on his skull with a sledgehammer, forced a steel spear into his throat and headbutted heavy stoneware pots to pieces as they flew the air.Mr Zang said: 'Anyone can do what I do as long as they find a good master and study hard.'I'm not a cruel man but I don't like criminals and I won't hesitate to use what skills I have on them if I have to.