Aleksander Andrzej, 32, would have been nearly 30 times the legal limit for driving.He was spotted in the Warsaw park and taken to hospital by police.A breath test showed he had 1,024 micrograms per 100ml, which doctors believe helped him live.The legal limit is 35mg – and they added that even 300mg is potentially deadly.He is expected to make a full recovery.
Stinky -Illegal farting law causes big stink
The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered? Do they lock up half a minibus?' And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint ‘culprits’. Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said.Another said: 'We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more.'Drinker banned from bar for stealing condom machine
Miklos Antal told police he had ‘met a hot girl at the bar and needed condoms for later’ and was also low on cash. ‘So I thought I’d solve both my problems at once,’ added the 28-year-old, who was caught at the bar in Nyiregyhaza in the north-east of the country.Witnesses claim that Antal was seen attempting to hide the machine under his jacket, but they noticed that he was concealing something as he was trying to leave the bar.The locals then notified police who gave the would be robber a lifetime ban from the establishment. Antal's embarrassment will possibly be eased by knowing that he is in good company, such as an 11-year-old who got his fingers stuck in a condom machine.
LOL-Wife files for divorce when new husband brings mother on honeymoon
A WIFE filed for divorce just a month after her wedding because her husband insisted his mother came on the honeymoon.
Beautician Marianna, 36, who can only be identified by her first name because of Italian privacy laws, thought she was free of her suffocating mother-in-law after a lavish church ceremony in Rome.But 39-year-old Stefano, a salesman, had secretly booked his mother into the same five-star Paris hotel. The first Marianna knew about it was when the woman turned up at the airport.
The wife’s lawyer Giacinto Canzona said: “She wants a divorce because of her husband’s excessive emotional attachment to his mother. The mother-in-law was already living next door to the couple and things were tense but the straw that broke the camel’s back was when she found she was coming on honeymoon with them.“All three travelled to Paris
He said his client has since left her husband and is living in Naples.A recent study showed Italy
Stealer Playboy priest convicted of £2million fraud
LISTENING sympathetically to his troubled parishioners, Father Antoine Videau portrayed himself as a caring priest.But he was stealing money from collection boxes and charity donations and was convicted yesterday of fraud after amassing a £2million fortune over 20 years.Videau, 64, also lived with a young mistress in a luxury villa and lavished the stolen cash on a string of women he drove around Europe in his red Ferrari.The playboy padre defrauded nuns by renting out rooms in their convent as holiday flats and he spent church funds on a “cultural pilgrimage” to Las Vegas, the Sin City.
He had 28 bank accounts for the cash and even siphoned off £500,000 fromthe estate of an archbishop after making himself the executor of the will. Videau, the parish priest in Calacuccia on the French Mediterranean island of Corsica
