Nice Hit-A flying dildo injures a best man

THE best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo. The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead.Mr Skumavc said he was injured by the bullet-shaped pink sex toy - measuring about 12cm in length - at a buck's party celebration to farewell friend Peter Rolih's bachelorhood.Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih's wedding nearly three weeks after being donged by the artificial dong.The darting dildo drama unfolded in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane on December 28.

Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party.He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after a while and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests."It wasn't a strong shot (when it hit me in the head)," he said."It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle."She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other."Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding."It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead."She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine ... then I touched my forehead and there was blood."Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.

"I don't have a massive experience with dildos," he said.The scars left by the offending object have since healed but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive."People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury)," he said.

Nice way to celebrate Valentine - Couples trying to break kissing record

Plan to shower your lover with smooches on Valentine's Day? More than a dozen couples in Thailand are trying to do just that for more than 32 hours, even while going to the bathroom, in an attempt to break a world record for the longest kiss.

The contest began in Pattaya on Sunday and will continue into Valentine's Day. The love birds must lock lips at all times, and cannot sit, sleep or leave the venue, or they will be disqualified. They can sip water and eat food through straws, but must keep kissing. In the contest, a woman and her boyfriend kissed for just 34 minutes until she fainted, according to Sky News online.

Some quit after a few hours. Last year, a German couple set the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous kiss at 32 hours, seven minutes and 14 seconds.

Nice Protest-Naked drunk man shot down from electricity pylon

 

Mir Wei, 43 - who'd been moved from his pitch in Hechi, southern China - stripped off his clothes and dangled from the high tension wire. But after hours of negotiations, fed up cops shot him with a wildlife tranquilliser gun and caught his body in a sling before lowering him to the ground. 'He was very upset at being made to move and he had also been drinking quite heavily which might explain his behaviour,' said a police spokesman.He was taken to hospital, where he is believed to be recovering well.

Stupid-Driver caught drink-driving on his way to sit his driving test.

A LEARNER driver has allegedly been caught drink-driving on his way to sit his driving test.

A silver Hyundai was spotted driving in excess of the 40k/h roadwork speed limit on the Newell Highway, about 25km north of West Wyalong, NSW, about 1pm today, police said.Officers stopped the car and submitted the learner driver to a breath test which allegedly returned a positive result.Police said the 43-year-old learner driver was on his way to sit his provisional licence test.He was arrested and taken to a local police station where he underwent a breath analysis and allegedly returned a reading of 0.075.The man was issued a court attendance notice for driving with a low-range PCA and is due to appear in West Wyalong Local Court on March 31.

Girl Charged for False Fantasy biting behaviour

A Twilight-obsessed teenage girl in Florida didn't want her mother to know she let a man bite her for fun, so she implicated a classmate in a made-up violent attack, police say.The 15-year-old girl and a 19-year-old man engaged in what police called “fantasy biting behaviour” in her Marathon, Fla., home on Aug, 18.“After her encounter with the boy, she had bruising and bite marks on her neck, arms and her back. She became concerned about her mother seeing the injuries,” the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said in a crime report.So she called her mother at work and said someone attacked her while she was out jogging, police said. She then sent her mother pictures of the bruises and cuts.Her mother called the cops.

“Deputy Vaughn O’Keefe responded and spoke with the girl, who showed him her injuries and told him the story she’d concocted. She showed him the place she’d supposedly been attacked. She even gave him the name of a classmate in school she said may have been the attacker,” police said.

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