Another Great-grandmother gets boob job at 65

Another record…

After GREAT grandmother, aged 83 here is new grand ma at age 65 gets boob job

A WELSH great-grandmother is dating men as young as 24 after boosting her bra size from A to F - at the age of 65. Joan Lloyd, from Abergele in North Wales, went under the knife after motherhood and age took their toll on her breasts, the North Wales Daily Post reported today.The former model had been unhappy with her shape for years, but when her husband David fell ill with various illnesses, looking after him became her priority for 15 years until his death last year.

After her husband of 49 years passed away, Ms Lloyd decided to spend £4250 ($US6797) of her savings on the operation to take her breasts up to the size they were before she had children.The grandmother-of-13 said, "Now I feel so much more confident about myself. I feel my boob job has actually given me a new lease of life".She said, "Older people don't have to sit back and live like an old spinster any more. I have had a few dates, with men from 24 to 50. Some don't even know how old I am".

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·        Why-Man allegedly exposes self through sunroof

·        Mistake-US Open 2011: Brit Oliver Golding wins boys title – and is given girls’ trophy

·        Starnge-Convicted killer was Neighbourhood Watch co-ordinator

·        Saving-Bride catches No. 57 bus to her wedding

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What-Beer Beer everywhere

Enjoy highway of beer…

Some think beer flows through the streets of Canada, but on a California highway Monday that was literally the case.Several lanes of Interstate 80 were blocked during the morning rush hour after a rig loaded with 35,000 lbs. of Bud Light and Bud Light Lime flipped on its side, reports Sacramento's CBS13 TV.Crews off-loaded the cases as beer leaked onto the roadway from bottles that had broken inside the truck.No injuries were reported, according to CBS13, but it would take several tow trucks to upright the 53-foot rig.

Why-Man allegedly exposes self through sunroof

What was he doing…?

PLANTATION KEY, Fla. — A man was arrested in Plantation Key after he exposed himself through a car’s sunroof on Sunday, authorities say. The Monroe County Sheriff's Office said Julio Socarras Mompeller, 31, was traveling with his wife and child to a 9/11 ceremony and was spotted by a Florida Highway Patrol officer near the 90.5 mile marker on US Highway 1.

Witnesses claim Mompeller was making motions with his hands while exposing himself. The vehicle he was traveling in allegedly ran a red light at

Sunshine Boulevard

and U.S. 1. Deputies who responded to the report spotted a silver Mercedes-Benz and pulled over the vehicle. Mompeller was in the passenger seat with no shirt on, authorities said. The FHP trooper identified Mompeller as the man he’d seen exposes himself. According to the trooper, Mompeller denied that the vehicle had run the red light. His wife and child admitted that he did expose himself but that they didn’t know why he did it.

Mompeller was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

Wow-World's worst CV admits to 'stealing', 'laziness' and 'skiving'

At least that is what the 28-year-old hopes, after writing what may be the world’s worst CV.

He calls his previous jobs ‘boring and drudgerous and disheartening’ while dismissing his philosophy degree as ‘pointless’.

Duties at his earlier jobs included peddling ‘disastrous horses***’ and stealing ginger biscuits.

Other roles included ‘hiding’ and ‘pretending to be on the phone’.But it is not all bad. Mr Le Gauche – not his real name – says he ‘can stand the company of people I hold in contempt’ and ‘can lift more than it looks like I can lift’.

Under extracurricular activities, he adds: ‘I draw pictures of my friends and give them to them as birthday presents.  I like to close my eyes and pretend I am Darth Vader.’He is hoping the brutally honest application will land him the job of his dreams – although he admits it is ‘statistically improbable’ he will actually enjoy any work he gets. ‘I just wanted to write something that looked like me, not everyone else,’ he said. ‘What I put on the CV is basically the truth. ‘I figured if someone sees it and sees some sort of potential in me then I might get something better than what I would have done with a conventional CV.’Mr Le Gauche, from Manchester, took the unusual step after attending a ‘patronising’ government course for the long-term unemployed.So far, he has secured an interview as a copywriter and several angry replies from recruitment agents.

But he has vowed to stick with it until he runs out of cigarettes, when he may ‘have the chemical impetus to write a normal CV’.

Mistake-US Open 2011: Brit Oliver Golding wins boys title – and is given girls’ trophy

Who did this…?

NOTHING could take the shine off Oliver Golding’s triumph at the US Open boys’ title yesterday – not even being handed the wrong trophy. The 18-year-old Londoner unwittingly held aloft the girls’ singles award before the mistake was realised.

Oliver battled back from a set down to beat junior world number one Jiri Vesely 5-7 6-3 6-4 – the Czech he partnered to doubles gold at last year’s Youth OlympicsOliver is the first Brit to lift a boys’ Grand Slam title since Andy Murray’s victory at Flushing Meadows in back 2004

Strange-Convicted killer was Neighbourhood Watch co-ordinator

What was he doing….?

A MURDERER with 96 previous convictions became a co-ordinator for his Neighbourhood Watch.

Graham Galloway, 66, spent 16 years in prison for the “vicious and deadly” attack where he stabbed a man in the skull during a fight at a holiday camp in 1987.His victim, Bryan Barras, 24, had his life support switched off three days later

Police checks failed to spot Galloway’s record – which stretches back to 1958 and includes dishonesty.It only came to light when he was given a suspended sentence last Friday for fraud and ID offences.He admitted trying to assume another man’s identity so he could fake a driving licence and get a job as a lorry driver.Neighbourhood Watch spokesman Stan Dean said Galloway had now been sacked as a co-ordinator in Kingsthorpe, Northants.

Saving-Bride catches No. 57 bus to her wedding

Smart money and saving bride….

BRIDE Eve Lewis made sure she got to the church on time – by catching the No 57 from outside her house.

The 25-year-old student nurse, who was wearing her wedding gown and veil, got a big smile from the driver of the double decker as she paid for her ticket. Passengers looked on stunned as bridesmaids Kim Jones, 25, Fiona Bicket, 25, Kelly Prichard, 25, and sisters Patsy, 20, and Megan Lewis, 21, then got on and sat down.Even the father of the bride, Royal Marine Ceri, 53, hopped on board in full military uniform, including his ceremonial sword.But it seems groom Michael Moulton-Brady, 25, had taken some persuading about her unusual wedding transport.Eve, from Exmouth, Devon, explained yesterday: “Hiring a car was expensive – £200 to go less than a mile up the road. So I thought, ‘Why not get the bus?’“Mikey was cringing. He thinks everybody will think we’re tight. I told him it’s not about the money. It’s about the fun side and having something to tell our grandkids. He saw the funny side in the end.”

After a reception at the Royal Marines Lympstone Training Camp, the honeymooners went to Marrakech – by plane.

Lesson-Would-be crook gets face full of gas

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