How A Computer Porn Help in Catching a Burglar

Police say a Florida Keys crook was caught with his pants down when he stopped in the middle of a burglary to watch some computer porn. Monroe County deputies say they caught 19-year-old Kenneth White watching filthy films on a business computer in Marathon Monday night. Deputies responded to an alarm call around 11:20 p.m. at Windswept Appliance and Air Conditioning and found the hot and bothered teen getting down and dirty by himself. The deputies approached White as he was pulling up his pants with the porno playing on the computer in front of them. White told the deputy he was in the business "looking for a job," then changed his story and said he was there "investigating" a light on.

Deputies found a broken window where they believe White entered the building and his shoes just outside the window. Not buying his late-night job-seeking excuse, cops booked White for burglary, criminal mischief and theft.

Sexy Idea-Adult Store Allows Customers to Swap Guns for Sex Toys

Remember the adult video and toy shop in Alabama with the drive-thru window? Well, it's once again making news with its Valentine's Day promotion that allows customers to turn in their firearms and get sex toys in return.

According to the above ad on the Pleasures website says that starting today and running through Feb. 15, customers can pop into the Huntsville location and get store credit "equal to the assessed value of the gun."

Note to those in the area: Pleasures is not accepting guns at its Decatur location.

LOL -Harry Baals is good name for new building in Fort Wayne

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A former Indiana mayor who won four terms in the 1930s and 1950s is proving less popular with modern-day city leaders, who say they probably won't name a new government center for him because of the jokes his moniker could inspire. Harry Baals is the runaway favourite in online voting to name the new building in Fort Wayne, about 120 miles northeast of Indianapolis. But Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy said that probably won't be enough to put the name of the city's longest-tenured mayor on the center. The issue is pronunciation. The former mayor pronounced his last name "balls." His descendants have since changed it to "bales.” Supporters said it's unfair that the former mayor can't be recognized simply because his name makes some people snicker. But opponents fear that naming the center after Baals would make Fort Wayne the target of late-night television jokes.

Woman grounds passenger plane to stop her partner leaving

The Iberia airliner with more than 300 passengers on board was prepared for takeoff and was already taxiing down the tarmac when the pilot stopped the plane. According to a police source, the plane was grounded after Grace Guajardo, called authorities warning of a 'bomb' on board the flight from Santiago's international airport to Madrid, Spain. The false bomb threat was part of an elaborate plan by Guajardo to keep her boyfriend, 39-year-old Rodrigo Gomez, in Chile. Guajardo had called the airport from her mobile phone demanding that authorities tell boyfriend that his father was seriously ill, when that failed to work she made another call claiming there was a bomb on the plane. Rodrigo Gomez was planning to take a job as a waiter in Madrid aboard a cruise ship. Guajardo has been charged for making the false bomb threats.

Wife cuts off cheating husband's penis in revenge for affairs

WIFE cut off her cheating husband’s penis after a string of blazing rows over his affairs and boozing.

Police said Hea Jung, 26, did the deed after waiting for hubby Chol Jung, 52, to pass out drunk at their home in Sunchang, South Korea

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