How-Man catches fire after applying sunscreen
Free Movie--Saucy pair caught on camera having sex in office in front of stunned onlookers
Crazy-Pot-smoking mom drives off with baby on car roof
A woman pleaded guilty to striking a policeman with pink sex toy
How-Cheating Hubby Dies during Threesome & Family Awarded $3 Million
What-Sex Shop Heist Nets Robber $4,000 Gold-Plated Vibrator
Crazy-Pot-smoking mom drives off with baby on car roof
PHOENIX -- A marijuana-smoking woman was arrested on Saturday in Phoenix after she accidentally drove away with her five-week-old son in a child safety seat on the roof of her vehicle, police said. The baby fell off the car in the middle of an intersection and was found unharmed and strapped into the seat, said Phoenix police spokesman James Holmes. The mother Catalina Clouser, 19, was booked into jail on child abuse and aggravated assault charges, he said. The infant was taken to a local hospital as a precaution and is in the custody of state Child Protective Services. “It appears the suspect put the baby on the roof of the car and drove off, forgetting he was still on the roof,” Holmes said in a written statement. Police said Clouser and her boyfriend had been smoking marijuana in a park and left with the toddler to buy beer late on Friday night. Officers stopped the car and the boyfriend was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence while driving with the baby in the 2000 Ford Focus. Police learned that Clouser was so upset about the arrest that she drove to a friend’s home and “admittedly smoked one or two additional bowls of marijuana,” Holmes said.
Why-A woman pleaded guilty to striking a policeman with pink sex toy
A New York State woman has pleaded guilty to striking a policeman in the forehead with a foot-long pink sex toy, according to court records. Lisa Anderson, 47, copped to a misdemeanor harassment charge in connection with a late-April confrontation with a Watertown Police Department officer. Anderson was sentenced 10 days ago to time served and ordered to pay fines totaling $120. According to a police report, cops encountered Anderson when they were dispatched at 3 AM to a Watertown apartment building to deal with an unwanted visitor. As she was being escorted from the apartment of a male friend who had called 911, Anderson retrieved the sex toy from a chair and threw it at Officer Jonathan Pitts. The airborne dildo--which investigators estimated was "approximately twelve inches in length"--struck Pitts in the head. Anderson then “attempted to swing her fist at Officer Pitts,” but she was quickly restrained and placed under arrest.
Watch-Man catches fire after applying sunscreen
Sunscreen can protect the skin from sunburns, but watch out for barbecue burns. Sunscreen maker Banana Boat is conducting an investigation into its product after reports a Massachusetts man went up in flames after spraying himself with sunscreen while barbecuing. Brett Sigworth told CBS Boston affiliate WBZ-TV it all happened very quickly. "I sprayed on the spray-on sunscreen, and then rubbed it on for a few seconds. I walked over to my grill, took one of the holders to move some of the charcoal briquettes around and all of a sudden it went up my arm," the Stow, Mass., man told the station. "I went into complete panic mode and screamed ... I've never experienced pain like that in my life." Sigworth suffered second-degree burns on his chest, ear and back. Photos provided to the TV station show the lines where he sprayed the sunscreen that caught fire. The sunscreen label warns the contents are flamable, and not to use it near heat, but Sigworth said he didn't expect it to catch fire once it was applied to skin. Banana Boat responded in a statement that it will look into the how this happened. "We take these matters very seriously and will begin a prompt investigation as we continue to strive to deliver products of the highest quality to our consumers," the company's statement reads.Free Movie--Saucy pair caught on camera having sex in office in front of stunned onlookers
It didn’t take the recent heatwave to send temperatures soaring in this office as this mystery couple were spotted brazenly bonking in the window. The saucy pair were apparently caught on camera enjoying an after-hours romp in Nottingham.Things got hot for the lovers as temperatures soared in their office last Friday evening. A stunned onlooker filmed the steamy scene from his flat window in the city centre.He wasn't the only one as he said his whole building was watching the couple's x-rated encounter.He said: "She was really good looking. She walked into the office and started stripping off. Then she started ripping his clothes off and performed a sex act on him."They then started having full-blown sex over his chair and then his desk. It lasted about twenty minutes. They didn't care that everyone in my building was staring at them."What-Sex Shop Heist Nets Robber $4,000 Gold-Plated Vibrator
An armed man in Brazil has heisted an 18-karat gold-plated vibrator selling for $4,000 at a luxury sex shop. Police say he walked into the Erotica Luxo store in Brasilia, tied up a clerk and took the item from its display case. He stole nothing else.It's high season for erotic shops in Brazil as the nation celebrates its own Valentine's Day in less than two weeks.Store owner Vanessa Baldini tells the G1 news website the robber might get no satisfaction from Wednesday's theft. She says the Swedish-made vibrator has a stainless steel core, making removing any gold plating extremely difficult.And she notes the robber didn't take the vibrator's charger.She says: "I really don't know what he'll do. I'll leave it up to his imagination."How-Cheating Hubby Dies during Threesome & Family Awarded $3 Million
