Doll is better than wife-Man leaves wife at home to go on holiday with dolls

The father-of-two has taken ‘Bianca’ on road trips across the US and to Britain, including visits to Oxford and Stonehenge. But the 57-year-old insisted his wife Wendy – a retired doctor – doesn’t mind.

‘She knows I’m not going to run off with a piece of silicone shaped like a woman,’ he said.

Weighing 40kg (90lb), Bianca has to be moved in a wheelchair. She is one of 14 dolls on whom Mr Hockey has spent £16,000 on travel and outfits, including £1,270 of lingerie.

Mr Hockey has even taken Bianca skydiving. ‘The instructor who jumped in tandem with her said it made a pleasant change to not have someone screaming in his ear,’ he said.

Extreme winning- Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win car

The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a £20,000 Mini Cooper. The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win.

Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions. here were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,’ said one of the competition’s organisers. Radio listeners were then treated to Muller’s cries of agony while the unique piece of branding was created. Muller claims the pain was worth it, saying: ‘Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.’ It has not been reported whether or not Mr Muller has a girlfriend.

Sickening Idea-Crematorium to heat swimming pool

UNDERTAKERS have branded plans to use heat from a crematorium to warm a swimming pool as “sick”.

Bathers will be splashing around in hot water created by cremations, saving more than £14,000 a year in heating bills, if they go ahead.The council in Redditch, Worcs – which would be the first to adopt the idea – argues it is an eco-friendly and money-saving way of warming the pool at the Abbey Stadium.But funeral director Simon Thomas said yesterday: “I don’t know how comfortable people would feel about the swimming pool being heated due to the death of a loved one. I think it’s a bit eerie.“Trying to save money due to the death of someone’s family member or friend is a bit sick.

“It will cause uproar and may even put people off using the facilities. It just doesn’t feel right.”

See How Car Get Frozen (video)

Call it a “car-cicle!” TODAY takes a look at amazing video showing a car frozen solid after being doused in water in New York City’s deep freeze.

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