Neat Idea-Try A Virtual Wife before Marrying.

An Indian website is offering bachelors a 'virtual wife' to give them a taste of married life before they go through with the real thing. The online scheme lets bachelors who sign up to the site, biwihotohaisi.com ('an ideal wife'), choose between four different types of partner: devoted homemaker, 'control freak', shopping and soap opera obsessive or ambitious banker.

Bachelors who subscribe then receive automated phone messages from their virtual lady, thereby helping them make an informed decision when the time comes to find a real wife (so the theory goes).

Ritu Homemaker, aged 23, asks her 'husband' to 'please eat your lunch, I have made your favourite dish', while 25-year-old Electricity Thakur is described as 'dominating' and 'bossy', threatening to 'send your bed to the office if you don't leave soon'.

The life of Milli Naughty, a 21-year-old excitable secretary in a multinational firm, revolves around shopping trips and neighbourhood gossip.Lastly, 26-year-old Shalini From the City is an ambitious, tech-savvy banker who purrs the likes of 'we'll totally connect, honey'.The aim of the website's creators, Bharat Matrimony, is for bachelors to follow up their virtual fun by signing up with the parent site to find an actual wife.

Here is link to check-http://biwihotohaisi.com/

Nice Try-Woman Charged in Puppy-Mailing Attempt

MINNEAPOLIS — A Minneapolis woman has been charged with animal cruelty after postal workers say she tried to mail a puppy to Atlanta in a sealed box with no air holes. Postal Service spokesman Pete Nowacki says employees became suspicious when the box suddenly fell off the counter after the woman left the post office Jan. 25. Postal inspectors opened the priority mail parcel and found a 4-month-old poodle mix, panting hard, inside.Police Sgt. William Palmer says without the postal workers' intervention, the puppy would certainly have died in the airplanes unheated and non-pressurized cargo hold. It also had no food or water.The Star Tribune says 39-year-old Stacey Champion has been charged with animal cruelty. The dog was taken to the city's animal control facility.

Wow-Two-Headed Albino Snake

A two-headed albino snake is the star attraction drawing the crowds to one of everyone's favourite events of the year - the exhibition of natural world oddballs in Switzerland. The Basel show features all manner of weird and wonderful animals, from mammals to marsupials.But it seems the one area everyone is drawn to this year is the reptiles house - which, this month, is the home of the world's most unusual snake, Mince.This twin-credible freak of nature is an albino garter snake which boasts two heads - making it look even more intimidating than normal.He is the only two-headed albino snake in the world, according to its owner Tom Beser, who also claims he could command offers well into five figures to buy the animal.

'There are eight of these two headed snakes in the world, albino and normal. But this is the only snake which is both two headed and albino,' he said. 'One collector was offered more than £13,000 for his two headed garter snake and his wasn't an albino.

'Mince would be worth much more.'

LOL-Student Barred Over Sandwich bag

MONTREAL - A couple near Montreal is seeing red over a local school’s green policy that saw their son barred from a contest for having a Ziploc bag in his lunchbox. Isabel Theoret and her husband, Marc-Andre Lanciault, say their six-year-old son Felix was disqualified from a competition in his kindergarten class in suburban Laval after a teacher spotted his sandwich wrapping.

“My girlfriend was trying to make him his lunch when (Felix) screamed ‘No, no Ziploc!’ ” Lanciault told QMI Agency this week. “When we asked why, he explained that he had been excluded from a contest to win a stuffed animal recently because his sandwich was in a bag and not in a Tupperware container.” Lanciault said the school rules smacked of “environmental dogmatism.” “I’m not upset that my son didn’t win a stuffed animal, far from it,” said Lanciault. “It’s that we’re brainwashed around environmental issues. I’m sure the teacher had good intentions but it’s as if we have stopped thinking."

The couple says the plastic bag policy ostracizes children and makes them feel guilty for their parents’ actions. “We’re talking about six-year-old kids,” said Lanciault. “What have they learned from this (policy)? They don’t remember the environmental message. What they remember is that … they could not win something because of it, so it's wrong.”

The local school board has not responded to interview requests.

Nice weapon-Frying Pan Attack on Alleged Sex assault

LINCOLN, Neb.  — Police in Lincoln are investigating an alleged sex assault that landed the attacker in the hospital early Monday morning. Authorities said a 20-year-old woman had a gathering at her apartment with friends and family. After several hours of drinking, everyone laid down to sleep, police said. The woman was lying on the living room floor when one of the party attendees started touching her inappropriately, according to police. The woman repeatedly told him no, but he became more aggressive, authorities said. She ended up kicking him away, and then struck him in the head four times with a frying pan she grabbed from the kitchen. The suspect, a 23-year-old Lincoln man, was taken to the hospital for his injuries. CT scans show he received orbital and nasal fractures. Police said citations are pending, and the man remains in the hospital for treatment.

Nice Policeman-See Video of Drunk half-naked dancing police

The traffic office - all reportedly from Krasnoturinsk, in Sverdlovsk Oblast in central Russia - are apparently out celebrating a colleague's promotion in the video, in which they swig from a bottle of vodka and dance using their flashing lights and siren as a light and sound show. Half-naked, several of them climb onto their squad car, where one officer spanks his colleague as he lies on the bonnet, and another puffs on a rather hefty-looking cigarette.One then shows off his special 'standing on the roof of a car' dance moves, including the Saturday Night Fever, the Crotch Grab, and one that can only be described as the Pregnant Lady Giving Birth. As well as the police car, the video shows a large number of civilian cars pulled up beside a lake, with a rowdy crowd showing off an attractive range of swimwear. Disgruntled local traffic police Chief Yury Dyomin commented: 'You have to be disgusting people who hold nothing sacred to allow such a shameful thing to happen.

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