Sex Dolls Rescue Couple from Drowning in River.

Sex Dolls Rescue a couple

Police were called after the pair were spotted in the water at Warrandyte North on Sunday.

The pair, both 19, shouted for assistance after the woman lost grip of her sex doll and was left clinging to a tree floating in the river. Police were unsurprisingly less than impressed at being called out to help the young couple.

‘We've got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal,’ Senior Constable Wayne Wilson is quoted by Stuff.co.nz as saying. 'Most rescue organisations would frown on people behaving in such a manner because there are people out there who are in genuine need of assistance.'

The pair were checked by an ambulance crew after being rescued from the river but did not require any medical attention.

Potato Man of the Year-Man eats only potatoes for 60 days

Chris Voigt must be sick of spuds.For two months all the U.S. man ate was potatoes. And beyond enriching his diet with a whack of fiber, it has earned him a new title.Voigt has been dubbed the Potato Man of the Year.

The award, presented by the Washington State Potato Commission in Las Vegas last weekend, is reserved for potato lovers who work tirelessly to highlight the nutritional value of the starchy vegetable."Our recipient personified this definition," Vicky Boyd told the Columbia Basin Herald. "He sacrificed his body to do so."

Toddler calls 911 send a message to Santa that his Dad is being bad

Usually, Santa Claus shuts down his "Naughty and Nice" lists after Dec. 25, but one toddler tried to get an early start for 2011. A 4-year-old Florida boy called 911 to report that his dad was "being bad" and that he needed to get that urgent message to Santa. Now that might not seem like a proper use of 911 to you, but to a toddler, there is no bigger emergency than a parent who is being mean."Send a message to Santa that will say that dad is being bad. My dad's been very bad, he really did," the boy said confidently, according to a recording of the Jan. 2 emergency call. The Niceville operator on the other end was clearly taken aback but played along with the child to make sure nothing was really wrong. "Send the message all the way to Santa," the boy repeated. "You want me to write a message to Santa?" the operator asked. "OK, what's your name? How old are you?" The child told her he had just turned 4 but didn't want the operator to get distracted from the mission. The operator asked what the boy's dad did that was so bad that Santa had to be notified 11 months before the next Christmas arrived.She didn't get a straight answer, but the child was almost spot-on about what the proper punishment should be. "When you're bad you get a big rock and you have to put it under your house," the kid explained.

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