Who cook and serve severed penis and Lottery winners go from riches to rags

Why-Chris Brown burger joke tasteless

A restaurant in Georgia received some backlash when it began selling the black and bleu sandwich.

While promoting the burger on its Facebook page, the management of Chops and Hops in Watkinsville wrote, "Chris Brown won't beat you up for eating this unless your name starts with a R and ends with A." Some fans of the restaurant's Facebook page thought the joke was funny, but others thought it was in poor taste.

"What's so funny about domestic violence? My family goes here, but I'm not going anymore. I certainly don't want to have to explain to children that violence against women is some guy's idea of a funny joke," one user wrote.

How-Lottery winners go from riches to rags

COPENHAGEN - Three hundred Danes who thought they'd won enough money on the lottery to last them several lifetimes were brought down to earth with a bump minutes later when they learnt their actual prizes wouldn't even pay for a weekend break. State lottery company Danske Spil blamed "human error" for a glitch that held out the promise for part of Tuesday of jackpots ranging from an astronomical 1 billion Danish crowns to a mind-blowing 280 billion ($49.7 billion).

The shamefaced lottery firm shattered the 302 winners' dreams by email an hour and a half later.

"All won prizes but not billions of crowns," Thomas Rorsig, spokesman for Danske Spil, said. "The correct winnings .. were typically 200, 300 or 400 crowns (around $35 to $70)".

Rorsig said most had taken the bad news on the chin, though a few were "very angry" and demanded their original prize. Danske Spil was considering whether to boost the payouts by way of compensation, he added. He said the mishap was caused by "human error" when employees at Danske Spil were preparing letters to winners of Eurojackpot, a game with a large payouts though nowhere near the billions announced. Nothing like it had ever happened at Danske Spil, he said, "and I hope it never does again."

Stupid-A man accidentally dials 911 while stealing

SOUTHINGTON — Authorities say a Connecticut man accidentally dialed 911 from his cellphone while stealing about 700 pounds of scrap metals.

Police say the 46-year-old man was arrested after the robbery from a Southington merchant.

WFSB-TV reports he was charged Thursday with third-degree criminal trespassing and sixth-degree larceny. He was released on bond and is scheduled to appear in court April 2.

Surprise-Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremony

Kazakhstan's shooting team demanded an apology after a spoof national anthem from the comedy film Borat was played instead of the real one at a medal ceremony in Kuwait, the BBC reported on Friday. The team's coach told Kazakh media the organizers of the Kuwait tournament had downloaded the parody from the internet by mistake and had also got the Serbian national anthem wrong.

What-Spanish gang members serve up cooked penis

Sick crooks butchered a pal in a row over a girl - and then cooked and served his severed penis to an unsuspecting fellow gang member for a joke.

Police in Madrid, Spain, found a note leading them to the dismembered body of murder victim Milan Jurisic when they searched an apartment while looking for the Serbian gang.

Suspect Sretko Kalinic told police the bizarre snack had been dished up to another crook called Vlada Budala, of Vlada the Fool.

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