Wow-Snake sex orgy brings down roof at Yorkeys Knob sports club

Sections of the roof at the Hekili Outrigger Canoe Club in Cairns, Australia, are breaking off due to the amorous adventures of some very large snakes.According to the Cairns Post newspaper, up to six pythons, all at least 3.5 metres long, are getting busy in the roof of a boat shed. It's believed one of the sex-crazed serpents is a 7-metre-long female named Nigini, that has eluded capture more than once.A coach at Hekili told the Post one of the snakes startled a club member when it was seen poking out of the ceiling of the shed.Two of the pythons have been caught by a snake catcher and will be released into the wild. But the others are ensconced in narrow parts of the roof that makes them unreachable.

Real-Half-naked real-life window models in bikinis and shorts cause a stir in Milan

The male and female models caused a stir while promoting a summer sale on bathing costumes.This promotion has been labelled 'merchandisation of the human body' by Italy’s trade unions and had been called degrading by the Filcams CGIL trade union.

'Let's be clear, we're not against the sale, or a free-market economy, or against consumers,' the union said in a statement.'But we want to defend the decency of workers and the intelligence of customers.'However, the young models did not take the criticism lying down and after momentarily disappearing from the window they came back holding signs saying: 'Modelling is also a job.'

Why-German nudists fatter and fewer

BERLIN - The naked sunbathers who once crowded Germany’s Baltic beaches and city parks are becoming an endangered species due to shifting demographics, the fall of the Berlin Wall, growing prosperity and widening girths. Much to the chagrin of Free Body Culture (FKK) enthusiasts who have been stripping off their clothing on beaches and parks since the early 1900s, a cold wind has been blowing across Germany for nudists and their numbers are steadily dwindling. “German society is changing and it’s not easy to be a naturist anymore,” said Kurt Fischer, president of the German FKK association (DFK). There are some 500,000 registered nudists and a total of seven million Germans sunbathe naked regularly. “But the numbers are unfortunately falling by about two percent each year,” Fischer told a group of reporters in the Foreign Press Association (VAP) while sitting, fully clothed, at a beach bar in Berlin’s government quarter. “Times are tough.” The main problem is the shrinking population, Fischer said.

The number of Germans fell by more than 3.2 million over the last three decades even though the country’s total population has managed to remain more or less steady at about 82 million thanks to immigration — often from countries in Eastern Europe and the Balkans as well as Turkey and Arabic countries.

Lucky-Man survives in trunk after car plunges into river

SALMON, Idaho - A Washington state man was listed in satisfactory condition on Monday and was "incredibly lucky to be alive" after his car flipped into a river near the Idaho-Washington border, authorities said. Ned Florea, 20, squeezed through the rear seats and into the trunk of his two-door Hyundai Tiburon as chill, fast-flowing waters engulfed all but 6 inches of head room, creating a life-saving air pocket, Idaho State Trooper Leslie Lehman said. Rescuers estimated that Florea was in the Pend Oreille River for nearly an hour after the accident, which happened about 11 p.m. on Saturday after his car veered off a northern Idaho roadway and plunged into the water. A passenger, Keefer Peterson, 18, of Oldtown, Idaho, managed to swim free of the submerged car but later could not recollect how he escaped, Lehman said.

LOL-A history of pies in the face

Open-No one bothers to run in small NC town's election

TAR HEEL, N.C. — the races for mayor and three commission seats are wide open in the small North Carolina town of Tar Heel — because no one bothered to run. No one has registered as a candidate for the fall elections in the Bladen County town. The story was first reported by WECT-TV.The ballots will be printed with blank spaces for voters to write in their choices.Current Mayor Ricky Martin says he's not surprised no one wants the jobs. Even in a town of 117, its hard work with little compensation. And Martin says state budget cuts mean the next elected officials might have to raise taxes.Cynthia Shaw, the director of the county's board of elections, says it's the first time she has seen an entire town without a candidate.

What-'Nail technician' job advert causes confusion among beauticians

Dozens of people applied for the nail technician role advertised in the Sentinel newspaper, however, the local builder was looking for someone to sort through and organise excess stock, rather than a trained beautician to perform manicures and other treatments. A wide range of applicants put their name forward for the position, some with as much as seven years experience in the beauty industry.However, people could be forgiven for being confused by the ad, which read: 'Good rates of pay and flexible working hours on offer. Previous nail experience preferable but not essential.' A spokesperson for LocalTraders.com, which placed the advert, said the dual meaning of the word nail did not occur to them at first, however, the error soon became clear when the applications came pouring in.

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