Different-Man's Sperm Found in Co-worker's Water Bottle

A California man was sentenced Friday after twice putting his semen into the water bottle of a female co-worker. Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, was ordered to register as a sex offender for life and sentenced to six months in jail as he was found to have received sexual gratification from the acts.On Jan. 14, 2010, Lallana deposited semen into the unidentified woman's water bottle at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach, Calif., according to a press release from the Orange County District Attorney.

The woman then unknowingly drank the water, but threw it away after she realized the beverage was contaminated. Again, on April 6, 2010, Lallana committed the same act. The woman was suspicious of the taste in the water, and sent it to a private laboratory to be tested. Lab tests confirmed it contained semen. Police investigated, and charged Lallana. He was convicted on Feb. 24.

Attraction-Gym offers naked exercise sessions

The move by the Basque-based Easy Gym has been prompted by a noticeable decline in membership, which the owners believe is the result of the nation's recession. Whether the initiative will pay off remains to be seen, as sweaty body marks on machines often prove the bane of gym users' lives, even with the presence of clothes.Speaking to the BBC, gym owner Merche Laseca was keen to stress that the idea had been motivated by a finances, rather than any strongly-held belief that people should be allowed to work out in the buff.

Mr Laseca said: 'I'm not a nudist myself, though I have no problem with it. But this initiative is about the money.'The idea emerged after gym owners found out two local swimming pools were offering monthly nude bathing sessions, which had proved popular.While the idea of exercising in the nude is unlikely to be to everyone's taste, evidence suggests that this was the preference among athletes in Ancient Greece.

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Missing-Man attacks Girls Gone Wild tour bus

It wasn't the girls going wild at a Michigan bar. Police say a 51-year-old Portland, Ore., man attacked a Girls Gone Wild tour bus after he became disgruntled due to a lack of women at a party at the Red Horse Bar in Saginaw Township on Wednesday night, the Saginaw News reported Friday.According to cops, the man tore the side mirrors off the pink tour bus, decorated with huge images of scantily-clad women on the side, while it was parked outside the bar.Police said the man became irate because fliers said there would be barely-dressed women at the party. A co-owner of the bar told the newspaper the event was a "shim-sham" and no women from Girls Gone Wild entered the bar, despite patrons paying a $10 cover charge. The man was arrested, but there was no word on charges

Wow-Flower to bloom after 17 years

A giant, rotting-flesh-scented flower was expected to draw 10,000 people to a Swiss garden to watch it bloom for the first time in nearly 20 years. The nearly two-metre Amorphophallus titanum flower opened its giant petals Friday evening at Basel Botanical Gardens in Basel, Switzerland. It has been 75 years since a plant of this variety has bloomed in Switzerland.

Stupid-Man places fake 911 call to get out of traffic stop

A routine traffic stop ended with an arrest after a Florida man allegedly called 911 with a fake emergency to prevent an officer from discovering he'd been driving without a licence.At around 1 a.m. Tuesday, an officer in southern Florida's Collier County pulled over a car that had been driving about 25 kilometres over the speed limit.

The driver said he'd left his licence at home, police said.While the officer was running the man's information through the police data systems, he heard a report of a shooting with "one subject on the ground" at a bar in North Naples, Fla.The officer decided to respond to the shooting and sent the driver on his way.Upon arriving at the bar, the officer was told by his supervisor that there had been no shooting, and immediately suspected that the 911 call had been a fake, police said.The officer tracked the 911 call to a North Carolina cellphone which he called and received the driver's voicemail. He then listened to the 911 call and recognized the driver's voice.About an hour and a half after the initial traffic stop, the officer went to the driver's home and arrested him.Jonathan Paul Rorech, 31, was charged with making a false 911 call and two misdemeanor counts of driving on a suspended licence

LOL-911 calls find man in Raiders jacket, G-string, socks

A case of a man disturbing the peace ended up being quite disturbing itself in the Northern California city of Lodi over the weekend, according to KCRA. Police there were called to the Cherokee Memorial Park cemetery after reports to 911 of a half naked man yelling in the dark. There, police said they found Shawn Batie, 42, under the influence of methamphetamines. Stampede!  C'mon — what's not to like? Hoof it over to Facebook to join the weird news herd. ..Police said Batie was wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a G-string and socks and had a hair scrunchie around his genitals. Tests showed he was high on meth, according to the cops. Police said they later determined he was a parolee at large. He was arrested and booked into jail.

Nice-Face of Elvis in a banana

Japanese artist Keisuke Yamada has also sculpted Davey Jones from Pirates of The Caribbean, as well as a dragon and ghoulish skulls.The detailed works of fruity art are carved with a toothpick and a spoon. Each piece is completed fast, before the bananas start to rot.When the sculptures are complete Mr Yamada photographs them and eats them before they go off.

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