Bizarre -Man who got sexual thrills in cow manure sent to prison

A PERVERT with a fetish for cow manure who terrorised a farming family was jailed yesterday.David Truscott, 41, was found covered in muck in a field, naked apart from a single sock, by the farmer’s horrified 16-year-old son last month.He had already been jailed for a string of offences linked to his sexual thrill at rolling in slurry. Yesterday he was given a two-year sentence after he admitted breaching a restraining order and harassing Clive Roth and his family. Judge Christopher Elwen said: “You’ve made the home life of the Roth family absolute hell through your bizarre fetish and disgusting behaviour.” Truscott was first discovered getting his sick kicks in a muck spreader at the farm near Redruth, Cornwall, in 2004.The appalled family had to clean it to deter him – but that made Truscott so angry he set fire to a cattle pen containing a cow and newborn calves.The cow died and he was later jailed for three years for arson and burglary.

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Mistake-Man left red-faced after rude email about ex forwarded across country

 Now the exchange, which took place last Wednesday, has been passed to office inboxes across the country.The surveyor meant to send his ex-girlfriend’s email address to the friend but instead sent the message – and all previous exchanges – to her.

Realising his mistake immediately, he wrote back to his friend: ‘F*** – I CCd her in!’

To make matters worse, he still lives with the woman in question.

In a later email, he wrote: ‘I’m in so so so much trouble, we didn’t get on before so this will be the final nail in the coffin.’It began when the property surveyor, who works in London, received an email from his friend, a City insurance worker, who wanted to organise a game of football at the weekend. The friend added: ‘Bumped into your ex-girlfriend/housemate the other weekend... she is a looker to say the least!’ In another message, the friend checked if he could ask the woman out, adding: ‘I haven’t and I won’t even think about it if you have any sort of problem with me pursuing... not my style to step on a mate’s toes for the sake of a girl!’ The property consultant replied: ‘Wouldn’t care in the slightest. To be honest she is [a] f***ing t***. I don’t dislike many people but she is one.

Wow-Spiderman climbs world's tallest tower

DUBAI - A French daredevil urban climber on Monday scaled the world’s tallest building, the 828-metre (2,717-foot) Burj Khalifa in Dubai, fighting winds that delayed his ascent for hours. Alain Robert, 48, who is also known as the French Spiderman, took about six hours to climb the more than 160-storey building, using a rope and harness as required by organisers. But he said the safety precautions and the attention from a crowd that had gathered to watch made him more nervous. “Actually there is huge pressure on me because I know that they have installed everything there; this is for me. There is a giant screen, 50 metres high, 30 metres long. I know everybody is going to look at me so it’s a bit of — a lot of — stress in fact,” Robert said before the climb.

Stupid- Cops break up fight over last beer

Police in Victoria, B.C., were called to break up a fight between a man and his nephew over the last beer in a case.Police said the two men became embroiled in a dispute on Saturday around 5 p.m."This 'less filling' versus 'tastes great' argument escalated to the point of a fist fight," police said on their operations blog.By the time police arrived, the uncle had left the apartment. Neither man was injured."The report did not indicate who actually got the coveted beer at the bed of this 'brew' haha," police said.

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