Sex Dolls Rescue Couple from Drowning in River.

Sex Dolls Rescue a couple

Police were called after the pair were spotted in the water at Warrandyte North on Sunday.

The pair, both 19, shouted for assistance after the woman lost grip of her sex doll and was left clinging to a tree floating in the river. Police were unsurprisingly less than impressed at being called out to help the young couple.

‘We've got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal,’ Senior Constable Wayne Wilson is quoted by Stuff.co.nz as saying. 'Most rescue organisations would frown on people behaving in such a manner because there are people out there who are in genuine need of assistance.'

The pair were checked by an ambulance crew after being rescued from the river but did not require any medical attention.

Potato Man of the Year-Man eats only potatoes for 60 days

Chris Voigt must be sick of spuds.For two months all the U.S. man ate was potatoes. And beyond enriching his diet with a whack of fiber, it has earned him a new title.Voigt has been dubbed the Potato Man of the Year.

The award, presented by the Washington State Potato Commission in Las Vegas last weekend, is reserved for potato lovers who work tirelessly to highlight the nutritional value of the starchy vegetable."Our recipient personified this definition," Vicky Boyd told the Columbia Basin Herald. "He sacrificed his body to do so."

Toddler calls 911 send a message to Santa that his Dad is being bad

Usually, Santa Claus shuts down his "Naughty and Nice" lists after Dec. 25, but one toddler tried to get an early start for 2011. A 4-year-old Florida boy called 911 to report that his dad was "being bad" and that he needed to get that urgent message to Santa. Now that might not seem like a proper use of 911 to you, but to a toddler, there is no bigger emergency than a parent who is being mean."Send a message to Santa that will say that dad is being bad. My dad's been very bad, he really did," the boy said confidently, according to a recording of the Jan. 2 emergency call. The Niceville operator on the other end was clearly taken aback but played along with the child to make sure nothing was really wrong. "Send the message all the way to Santa," the boy repeated. "You want me to write a message to Santa?" the operator asked. "OK, what's your name? How old are you?" The child told her he had just turned 4 but didn't want the operator to get distracted from the mission. The operator asked what the boy's dad did that was so bad that Santa had to be notified 11 months before the next Christmas arrived.She didn't get a straight answer, but the child was almost spot-on about what the proper punishment should be. "When you're bad you get a big rock and you have to put it under your house," the kid explained.

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Careful-Porn star suffers heart attack during breast enlargement

Police  are investigating a Hamburg plastic surgery clinic after a German porn actress named “Sexy Cora,” made famous by the TV show Big Brother, suffered a heart attack during a breast enhancement operation. Police announced Thursday that the doctors who performed the operation were being investigated for possible treatment errors.Cora, 23, was in an induced coma in an intensive care ward and her condition was considered grave. It was her sixth breast augmentation surgery to go from F to a G cup, daily Bild reported.Evidence of a possible offence was provided to police by a paramedic. Medical equipment and medications were seized by police at the scene. Expert medical investigators had been called in.“By the end of the week, we will in all likelihood begin preliminary proceedings over negligent bodily harm,” said state prosecutor Wilhelm Möllers.

Last year, Cora, from the Hamburg district of Rahlstedt, became famous as a member of the 10th season of the reality programme Big Brother. She spent 43 days in the Big Brother house. She received the award for “Best Amateur 2010” at last year’s Venus erotic industry trade fair.

According to Bild, the young woman wanted her increase the size of her silicon breast enhancements from 500 grammes to 800 grammes each. She went to the Alster Clinic, a plastic surgery clinic in Hamburg.

No escape- thieves get trapped in elevator

BERLIN - Two would-be thieves called in their own crime to police in Germany after they could not escape from a broken-down elevator over the weekend, police said in a statement.

“This sounds really dumb,” one of the thieves told police in Cologne over the elevator’s emergency phone, “But I’m afraid that we wanted to break in and the elevator has gotten stuck.”

When police arrived they found the two thieves aged 31 and 37 stuck in the elevator of an office building.

The thieves allegedly broke into the building and were attempting to reach a higher floor when the elevator became stuck, the police said.They decided to phone for help when one thief injured his hand attempting to pry open the door.Firemen eventually freed the men and they were arrested.

Woman pleasures herself in train – other passengers not amused

The police on Friday said they had arrested a woman having a good time with herself and a vibrator on a train in Bavaria. Despite rubbing her fellow passengers the wrong way, she claimed she didn’t understand what all the fuss was about. The 29-year-old was uninhibited in her use of the vibrator during a train trip between Bad Kissingen and Würzburg on Thursday, the police said. But fellow passengers in the open-plan carriage who weren’t quite as easy going as she was found themselves stimulated in a different way. They complained to the train conductor, who then informed the federal police. When the woman reached Würzburg, she was met by police officers and taken to a nearby station.

The beers that fill from the bottom

If you get irritated in pubs while waiting for your drink, help could be at hand. A beer dispenser that fills glasses in seconds has been invented and is said to be the quickest of its kind in the world. The Bottoms Up Draft Beer Dispenser fills specially made glasses from the bottom up. The glasses are held in place by a magnet, which floats up to a specific fill point before sinking down to plug the hole in the bottom. Its maker, GrinOn of the US, hopes to make a version for the home

Vag. and Non-Vag. together-Woman finds live gecko in her Tesco broccoli

A HOUSEWIFE opened a packet of broccoli – and a gecko crawled out.Margaret Perthen, 62, screamed at the sight of the four-inch lizard in her Tesco veg. She managed to put it in a box and then gave it to vets specialising in exotic pets.She said “I don’t know who was the most frightened – me or the gecko. I felt sorry for him, especially as he had lost his tail. I called it Gordon.”The stowaway survived being heat-sealed in plastic and a 1,000-mile trip from Spain to the shop in Lydney, Glos. Tesco has apologised.

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