Funny-Political Party enters a donkey to run for Mayor

Good or bad idea…

Marko the donkey has been chosen by the Society for New Bulgaria political party to represent them for the elections on October 23. It was reported that the party see Marko as the ideal alternative to the current mayor Kiril Yordanov, who they feel is not doing a good enough job for the town. Angel Dyankov, head of the campaign headquarters of the Society for New Bulgaria party, said: 'Unlike the other mayor candidates and politicians, the Donkey has a strong character, doesn’t steal, doesn’t lie, and gets work done.'Fellow Society for New Bulgaria member Doychin Dimitrovmade made his point clear about his dissatisfaction with the current mayor of Varna. 'Marko’s life is difficult because the green areas in the Bulgarian sea capital are disappearing.

'Let the residents of Varna draw the line and decide who has more positive qualities – the donkey or the incumbent Mayor.

More Weird news

1. Surprise-Actress Jane Fonda admits to bathing in her dog Roxy's ashes

2. Stupid-Man who washed truck naked gets probation

3. Sad-A startling reminder to pick plastic surgeon with care

4. Why-Pa. couple stole copper to pay for wedding

5. LOL-Animated Putin disappoints Russians with comeback (video)

Crazy-Sex Bid Rebuffed, Woman Hits Man, Is Nailed By Cops





 No means no….

All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for? That’s what Melissa Minarsich said to police last night when they arrived at her Iowa City home in response to a call of a “female out of control.” As detailed by Minarsich, 28, she got into an altercation with her boyfriend “because he would not have sex with her.”Which prompted Minarsich’s pointed remark to cops about her desire for “ass.”According to a criminal complaint, Minarsich smelled of booze and had slurred speech when interviewed by Iowa City Police Department officers. Her boyfriend--with whom she has an eight-month-old child--told cops when he told Minarsich “he wouldn’t sleep with her she became upset and swung at him.” Minarsich “landed a couple of blows,” but the man was not injured, police noted.Minarsich was booked into the Johnson County jail on a misdemeanor domestic assault charge (she was convicted in June 2009 on a similar count). Seen in the above mug shot, Minarsich is being held in lieu of $5000 bond.

Surprise-Actress Jane Fonda admits to bathing in her dog Roxy's ashes

AN OSCAR-winning actress has admitted to bathing in her dog's ashes thinking they were bath salts.

Jane Fonda, 73, who won two Oscars for Coming Home (1978) and Klute (1971), spotted the urn in her hotel room after a long day at work and presumed the contents were bathing products. Fonda, who last month admitted to using testosterone to boost her sex life, proceeded to run a bath and pour in the ashes, but she was left aghast after spotting a bone and realising that she was actually handling the ashes of her dead pooch Roxy. One evening, when I came home from work, I found an urn sitting on my hotel room table with a note, 'Until We Meet Again'. I thought, 'What could this be and who’s it from?' I opened the urn and it appeared to be bath salts," She told the Daily Express in the UK."So I ran a nice hot bath and dumped some of the 'salts' into it. But a small fragment of bone fell out as well and I realised, with shock, they were Roxy’s ashes.

"I took the bath anyway and it felt good."

Stupid-Man who washed truck naked gets probation

What was he thinking…?

ATTLEBORO, Mass. — A man who scrubbed his pickup truck in the nude at a Massachusetts car wash has been sentenced to a year of probation. Robert E. Bailey, of Cumberland, R.I., pleaded guilty on Monday to open and gross conduct for being naked at Economy Car Wash in North Attleborough on May 31.The Sun Chronicle (http://bit.ly/nfovrZ ) reports that a woman vacuuming her vehicle at the business called police after she saw the 65-year-old Bailey in the nude.Police say Bailey was wearing shorts by the time they arrived at the scene and denied doing anything wrong.A judge also ordered Bailey to stay away from the car wash and the witness and to continue counseling. He will also be required to register as a sex offender.

Sad-A startling reminder to pick plastic surgeon with care

Bad side of plastic surgery...

The procedure was supposed to be simple — swap out a pair of leaking breast implants for a brand new set. But for Dinora Rodriguez, a 40-year-old stay-at-home mom from Los Angeles, this simple cosmetic "fix" was the start of a plastic surgery nightmare. "My breasts looked really bad," she says. "It looked like I had one big breast instead of two. And the pain was terrible."

According to Dr. Anthony Youn, a board-certified plastic surgeon in Troy, Mich., and an msnbc.com contributor, Rodriguez's surgeon left her with a bad case of symmastia. "It's a uniboob," he says. "It's where the implant pockets are connected in the middle — and they definitely shouldn't be." Normally, breast implants are placed under the breast itself or under the muscle behind the breast each nestled in a separate "pocket" created by the plastic surgeon. If the pocket is mistakenly made too close to the middle of the chest, though, the implant can work its way through the small opening, migrating towards its twin until both implants are "kissing."Rodriguez says her surgeon also operated on a scar near her eyes without her permission, giving her an unwanted eye lift that left her unable to completely close her eyes.

Money-Pa. couple stole copper to pay for wedding

Cutting down the wire is not good idea...

ELLWOOD CITY, Pa. — Police say a western Pennsylvania couple cut down copper wire from 18 utility poles because they needed money to pay for their wedding. Online court records don't list defense attorneys for 24-year-old April Cater and 23-year-old Joseph Russell, both of North Sewickley Township, and The Associated Press could not immediately locate a listed phone for the couple.The couple faces a preliminary hearing Oct. 24 on theft and other charges for allegedly cutting down the wire on Aug. 9, four days before their wedding. Police say Russell told them he had lost his job at an auto parts store and needed the money. Police say the couple sold the wire to a salvage company the day after they allegedly stole it.

LOL-Animated Putin disappoints Russians with comeback (video)

MOSCOW - An animated Taiwanese film pokes fun at Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin’s decision to return to the presidency, portraying a sullen electorate disappointed by the news. Opinion polls indicate that Putin, who said on Saturday he would seek a return to the presidency after nearly four years as prime minister, is much more popular than potential rivals and all but certain to win the March election. In a nod to his role as Russia’s key decision-maker, the film — made by a subsidiary of Hong Kong media giant Next Media Ltd and released on Monday — depicts Putin wearing an elbow-length silver glove to steer a joystick.

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Wow-Man takes ultimate revenge after discovering wife having an affair after seeing regular trips on her Sat Nav

See this is new way of revenge…

A MAN took the ultimate revenge after discovering his wife had been having an affair when he spotted regular trips to her lover's house on her Sat Nav. He decided to take the ultimate revenge - and put the offending device on eBay, with a full description of his ex-wife's treachery.And his payback has been all the sweeter since his post went viral and eBay users flocked to send their messages of support.Dave200661 wrote: "This was my wife's, may her knicker draw [sic] be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels."

In the item's description on the website, which has more than 200million users, he explains how he noticed that his wife had been visiting the home of a man named Nigel when he looked at the sat-nav on taking the car for a licence registration.

"I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago, before she met Nigel with the Little Pe**s, and it cost me over £400," he wrote.Perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigels door, nor his stain riddled bed."

When a horrified Dave saw all his wife's journey's had been to Nigel's home, "like any normal human", he reprogrammed Nigel's address on the TomTom Go 700 to one in a town far away.

Dave's wife, "lying through her cherry red venemous [sic] snake lips", then told him the Sat Nav had misdirected her on the way to her sister's house, and asked if he could fix it.After tears and recriminations, Dave's cheating wife "decided her future lies in the squallor of Nigel's cockroach infested hovell [sic]."The betrayed husband concludes: "Good luck to them both... may the ten plagues of Egypt visit their stained adulterous bed..."Dave, who started the auction at just £20, adds that all proceeds will go to the "worthy cause" of "taking me out on a bloody good night with copious amounts of alcahol [sic], wine, women, and song."

And it seems that many eBay users entirely sympathise with his plight, as the sat-nav has attracted 52 bids and has reached £230, with four days to go.

How-'Toe Suck Fairy' arrested on new charges in Arkansas

What a habit…

LITTLE ROCK, Ark — A man known in Arkansas as the "Toe Suck Fairy" for a series of 1990s assaults directed at women's feet was charged with a new round of incidents more than a decade later, police said on Monday. Michael Robert Wyatt, 50, was arrested on Monday after two women identified him from a photo line-up as "the man who approached them in local stores commenting on their feet and asking to suck their toes, said LaTresha Woodruff, spokeswoman for the Conway Police Department.

Wyatt was charged with two counts of misdemeanor harassment, Woodruff said. Wyatt was picked up at his home in Vilonia, about 15 miles from Conway, where three incidents have been reported in the past few weeks. Conway is about 30 miles north of Little Rock.Two women reported that in recent weeks, they were shopping in stores when a man approached them and started talking to them about their toes and asking to suck them. One woman described the man as having "really messed up toes."

Strange-Toddler addicted to eating brick, glass and rocks chomped through an entire lightbulb

Why is this addiction…?

Meet the toddler who is so addicted to eating harmful objects that she ate an entire LIGHTBULB.

Natalie Hayhurst is at constant risk of poisoning herself because of a rare condition which gives her cravings for inedible objects.

In February the rambunctious three-year-old nearly died after eating a lightbulb that she tore from a bedroom night-light.

While her favourite delicacies are rocks and sticks, Natalie has been known to wolf down almost a whole brick, 'like it was a chocolate chip cookie'.Despairing mum Colleen, 31, says every day is a constant battle of wills as she tries to stop her daughter eating something that could kill her.Colleen said: "She doesn't try to eat glass so much since it hurt her, but she will try and eat rocks and sticks she finds in the garden."I have had to call this poison helpline so many times that it's on my speedial.

Wow-Fla. couple gets some stinky roommates — skunks

Nice roommates

PALM BAY, Fla. — A Florida couple returned from a monthlong vacation to find they had some new — and stinky — roommates.

Stephanie and Bill Palieri told the Florida Today newspaper (http://lb.vg/0FNiL ) that about 10 skunks squeezed into their home through a window that was left open. The couple had been visiting relatives to celebrate their 58th wedding anniversary.

The skunks tunneled through walls, gnawing on kitchen cabinets and oven wires inside their Palm Bay home.Stephanie Palieri says five skunks walked through the kitchen recently while she was enjoying her coffee.The Palieris live on Social Security and don't have the money to hire a trapper, so business owners have been helping them with the skunk problem. One trapper helped catch a skunk without charging his usual fee.

Why-Woman set boyfriend's shirt ablaze during fight

Bad anger…

Seven families are homeless after a Florida woman allegedly set fire to one of her boyfriend's shirts during a heated exchange at their apartment.Police say Shawanda Robinson, 28, and the father of her twin infant daughters were fighting in their Deerfield Beach apartment Sunday morning when she went into their closet and set fire to a shirt.

"Within minutes, the fire was out of control," the Broward Sheriff's Office said in a release.

The fire caused extensive damage to the apartment building.No one was injured, police said.

Robinson faces an arson charge.Deerfield Beach is located north of Fort Lauderdale.

Illegal -Texting horse-drawn carriage drivers spark debate

Careful-

MONTREAL -- Texting behind the wheel is illegal in Quebec, but texting at the reins of a caleche is apparently a different story.

The drivers of the popular horse-drawn carriages in Montreal are exempt from a provincial crackdown on the use of cellphones while driving. A QMI photographer caught several carriage drivers chatting or texting on their phones in recent days.

The city's caleche drivers' association doesn't think there's a problem. "I do not see how it could cause a danger," Luc Desparois, president of the horsemen's association, said in an interview. "It's not like driving, the horse can see where it's walking."

Sylvie Paradis, owner of the Lucky Luke carriage company, says a cellphone is an essential tool for her drivers.

 "We manage contracts and we must be able to reach our staff at any time," she said. But an animal rights group says a horse's safety could be compromised if its driver is distracted.

Cool-New York man patents perfect snowman

Very nice patent…

A New York man has received a patent for building the ultimate snowman. Ignacio Marc Asperas submitted the patent application in 2006 "for facilitating a construction of a snow man/woman." "The following is not a joke patent. It's completely serious and is a serious undertaking to obtain a patent," Asperas wrote on his patent application. The application goes into great detail and in 25 pages, he writes about the history of snowmen, as well as how to perfectly construct a snowman, from creating symmetrical snow "boulders" to what "preferred embodiments" should go on it, such as hats and mittens.

"The history of the snowman or snowwoman is unknown. But, I have to say this. Whoever the first person was to think to form snow into a human figure was a genius. For untold years thereafter, children and adults alike have been thrilled and received joy in making and watching others make snowmen, err women. You know what I mean," the Melville, N.Y., man wrote.

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