Monday, September 26, 2011

Wow-Man takes ultimate revenge after discovering wife having an affair after seeing regular trips on her Sat Nav

Sat-nav unit


See this is new way of revenge…

A MAN took the ultimate revenge after discovering his wife had been having an affair when he spotted regular trips to her lover's house on her Sat Nav. He decided to take the ultimate revenge - and put the offending device on eBay, with a full description of his ex-wife's treachery.And his payback has been all the sweeter since his post went viral and eBay users flocked to send their messages of support.Dave200661 wrote: "This was my wife's, may her knicker draw [sic] be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels."
In the item's description on the website, which has more than 200million users, he explains how he noticed that his wife had been visiting the home of a man named Nigel when he looked at the sat-nav on taking the car for a licence registration.
"I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago, before she met Nigel with the Little Pe**s, and it cost me over £400," he wrote.Perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigels door, nor his stain riddled bed."
When a horrified Dave saw all his wife's journey's had been to Nigel's home, "like any normal human", he reprogrammed Nigel's address on the TomTom Go 700 to one in a town far away.
Dave's wife, "lying through her cherry red venemous [sic] snake lips", then told him the Sat Nav had misdirected her on the way to her sister's house, and asked if he could fix it.After tears and recriminations, Dave's cheating wife "decided her future lies in the squallor of Nigel's cockroach infested hovell [sic]."The betrayed husband concludes: "Good luck to them both... may the ten plagues of Egypt visit their stained adulterous bed..."Dave, who started the auction at just £20, adds that all proceeds will go to the "worthy cause" of "taking me out on a bloody good night with copious amounts of alcahol [sic], wine, women, and song."
And it seems that many eBay users entirely sympathise with his plight, as the sat-nav has attracted 52 bids and has reached £230, with four days to go.



How-'Toe Suck Fairy' arrested on new charges in Arkansas


What a habit…

LITTLE ROCK, Ark — A man known in Arkansas as the "Toe Suck Fairy" for a series of 1990s assaults directed at women's feet was charged with a new round of incidents more than a decade later, police said on Monday. Michael Robert Wyatt, 50, was arrested on Monday after two women identified him from a photo line-up as "the man who approached them in local stores commenting on their feet and asking to suck their toes, said LaTresha Woodruff, spokeswoman for the Conway Police Department.
Wyatt was charged with two counts of misdemeanor harassment, Woodruff said. Wyatt was picked up at his home in Vilonia, about 15 miles from Conway, where three incidents have been reported in the past few weeks. Conway is about 30 miles north of Little Rock.Two women reported that in recent weeks, they were shopping in stores when a man approached them and started talking to them about their toes and asking to suck them. One woman described the man as having "really messed up toes."


Strange-Toddler addicted to eating brick, glass and rocks chomped through an entire lightbulb


Why is this addiction…?

Meet the toddler who is so addicted to eating harmful objects that she ate an entire LIGHTBULB.
Natalie Hayhurst is at constant risk of poisoning herself because of a rare condition which gives her cravings for inedible objects.
In February the rambunctious three-year-old nearly died after eating a lightbulb that she tore from a bedroom night-light.
While her favourite delicacies are rocks and sticks, Natalie has been known to wolf down almost a whole brick, 'like it was a chocolate chip cookie'.Despairing mum Colleen, 31, says every day is a constant battle of wills as she tries to stop her daughter eating something that could kill her.Colleen said: "She doesn't try to eat glass so much since it hurt her, but she will try and eat rocks and sticks she finds in the garden."I have had to call this poison helpline so many times that it's on my speedial.



Wow-Fla. couple gets some stinky roommates — skunks

Nice roommates



PALM BAY, Fla. — A Florida couple returned from a monthlong vacation to find they had some new — and stinky — roommates.
Stephanie and Bill Palieri told the Florida Today newspaper (http://lb.vg/0FNiL ) that about 10 skunks squeezed into their home through a window that was left open. The couple had been visiting relatives to celebrate their 58th wedding anniversary.
The skunks tunneled through walls, gnawing on kitchen cabinets and oven wires inside their Palm Bay home.Stephanie Palieri says five skunks walked through the kitchen recently while she was enjoying her coffee.The Palieris live on Social Security and don't have the money to hire a trapper, so business owners have been helping them with the skunk problem. One trapper helped catch a skunk without charging his usual fee.


Why-Woman set boyfriend's shirt ablaze during fight


Bad anger…

Seven families are homeless after a Florida woman allegedly set fire to one of her boyfriend's shirts during a heated exchange at their apartment.Police say Shawanda Robinson, 28, and the father of her twin infant daughters were fighting in their Deerfield Beach apartment Sunday morning when she went into their closet and set fire to a shirt.
"Within minutes, the fire was out of control," the Broward Sheriff's Office said in a release.
The fire caused extensive damage to the apartment building.No one was injured, police said.
Robinson faces an arson charge.Deerfield Beach is located north of Fort Lauderdale.

Illegal -Texting horse-drawn carriage drivers spark debate


Careful-

MONTREAL -- Texting behind the wheel is illegal in Quebec, but texting at the reins of a caleche is apparently a different story.
The drivers of the popular horse-drawn carriages in Montreal are exempt from a provincial crackdown on the use of cellphones while driving. A QMI photographer caught several carriage drivers chatting or texting on their phones in recent days.
The city's caleche drivers' association doesn't think there's a problem. "I do not see how it could cause a danger," Luc Desparois, president of the horsemen's association, said in an interview. "It's not like driving, the horse can see where it's walking."
Sylvie Paradis, owner of the Lucky Luke carriage company, says a cellphone is an essential tool for her drivers.
 "We manage contracts and we must be able to reach our staff at any time," she said. But an animal rights group says a horse's safety could be compromised if its driver is distracted.


Cool-New York man patents perfect snowman


Very nice patent…

A New York man has received a patent for building the ultimate snowman. Ignacio Marc Asperas submitted the patent application in 2006 "for facilitating a construction of a snow man/woman." "The following is not a joke patent. It's completely serious and is a serious undertaking to obtain a patent," Asperas wrote on his patent application. The application goes into great detail and in 25 pages, he writes about the history of snowmen, as well as how to perfectly construct a snowman, from creating symmetrical snow "boulders" to what "preferred embodiments" should go on it, such as hats and mittens.

"The history of the snowman or snowwoman is unknown. But, I have to say this. Whoever the first person was to think to form snow into a human figure was a genius. For untold years thereafter, children and adults alike have been thrilled and received joy in making and watching others make snowmen, err women. You know what I mean," the Melville, N.Y., man wrote.



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