How-Woman's Breast implant Popped during game of paintball

A LONDON woman is recovering after her breast implant was ruptured during a game of paintball - the first time such an injury is believed to have occurred in Britain. The woman's bizarre injury, suffered last weekend, caused UK Paintball - which operates more than 50 facilities throughout the UK - to insist that women with breast enhancements now wear extra chest protection, the Croydon Guardian reported.And the company's standard indemnity form now points out to customers that paintballs - capsules of dye fired from gas-powered guns in the game - can damage breast implants. The 26-year-old was playing paintball at Whyteleafe, south London, when the incident took place.A UK Paintball spokesman told the newspaper, "Part of the fun of paintball is that it hurts a bit when you get shot but in all the years we've been going we've never seen an incident like this. The incident has been a real wakeup call and nobody should ever feel worried for their safety during a game of paintball. "But it's worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies."

Other Weird News of the day

·         Fined-Speeder busted lying to cops

·         LOL-Mama, there's a truck in the ceiling.

·         Bad-Drunken trio assault cabbie who wouldn't give them a ride

·         What-Man reports own parking violation to Conn. Police

Wow-Sex-crazed thief smashes into adult store with truck to steal £485 sex toy

 

The unnamed man is said to have taken a red truck and trailer, which he then used to ram his way through the front of the AdultMart store. The deed appeared to be all in order to get his hands on the $800 (£485) product - described as a 'makeshift vagina'. Detective Tony Kovacs of the Lorain County Sheriff's Department described the crime as 'definitely weird'.

'It's kind of crazy to steal a vehicle that is that expensive to break into a store to get some kind of sex toy,' he said.

The suspect is said to have broken into a nearby business where the truck was parked, and unlocked.

He then proceeded to drive down to the AdultMart, crashed into the front of the shop and headed directly for the item.Police said they suspect he was a regular visitor, as he appeared to know exactly where it was straight away.John Tirbaso, owner of the JT recycling lot from where the truck was stolen, said he was 'shocked'.'I even said, "Wow, you know this economy is bad, I guess this stuff is going to happen", then, when he told me what happened it just threw me off,' he explained. After looking at CCTV footage, Tirbaso confirmed it was not one of his employees who stole the vehicle.Strangely enough; the alleged thief returned the truck once he had retrieved the object of his desire.

The same AdultMart was burgled in September 2009 when a man drove a car into the back of the business, stole a sex toy, then left through the front of the store, all the time remaining in the vehicle.

What-Man reports own parking violation to Conn. Police

SHELTON, Conn. — A Connecticut man was so upset about the lack of parking enforcement in his town that he parked his car illegally in a handicapped space and called police over a dozen times. When they showed up, they subdued him with a stun gun and arrested him. Shelton police say they had to use the stun gun on Michael Andes Thursday morning after he became combative and screamed at officers that they weren't doing their job. He was charged with breach of peace, interfering with an officer and was given a parking ticket.Authorities say Andes first called police at 2 a.m. and yelled at a dispatcher.Andes posted $1,000 bail and is due in court Sept. 6. There's no phone listing for Andes. It's unclear if he has a lawyer.

Bad-Drunken trio assault cabbie who wouldn't give them a ride

A cab driver in downtown Victoria was assaulted after he refused three people a ride because they were drinking.

According to the police department's news blog, two men and a woman "who were quite intoxicated" got into a cab Thursday and started drinking beer.When the cabbie refused to drive with open liquor in the car and asked them to leave, the woman threw her beer at him and one of the men punched him in the back of the head.Police caught up with a trio of suspects about a block away.

The female suspect says the blog, "launched into a string of slurs against the officers and flashed a breast at them."

Fined-Speeder busted lying to cops

A speeder north of Gatineau, Que., tried to avoid a hefty ticket early Tuesday by lying that his mother was in danger, police say. According to Const. Martin Fournel, the 19-year-old blew past a pair of cops at an intersection in La Peche. The officers happened to be responding to a domestic dispute in nearby Quyon. They estimate he was going about 130 km/h in a 70 km/h zone. Fournel said the officers pulled him over and he spun a yarn about how his mother had just called him on his cellphone and said she was in danger and then the line went dead. When the officers offered to help, the young man said that wasn't necessary, Fournel said. The officers escorted him home anyway. Fournel said when the young man pulled into the driveway, officers had to slow him down, as he rushed off to the front door. When the officers went into the home, around 1 a.m., with flashlights, they found the man's parents sound asleep in bed, Fournel said. The driver was fined $724 and received 10 demerit points.

LOL-Mama, there's a truck in the ceiling.

KANSAS CITY, Mo.  — Six people inside a Kansas City home were shocked to find an SUV sitting in their attic after hearing a loud boom Wednesday night. The residents of the home said they heard the loud boom and found the SUV in their attic at about 8:30 p.m. “We were in my daughter’s room watching TV when we heard the noise,” said Michelle Brown. Brown said her son discovered the SUV as he was leaving to go to the store. “He said, ‘Mama, there’s a truck in the ceiling!” Brown said. “And I’m like, ‘A truck in the ceiling?’ And we all ran out of the house.” When police arrived, they found three people inside the SUV.

“And the police came and they pulled some people out of the truck because they were still in the truck,” Brown said. “I don’t know how they got up there, but they’re up there!”Brown was home with five children when the SUV flew into the house at

43rd Street

and

Kensington Avenue

. Police said they believe the driver of the SUV was speeding north on Kensington Avenue and drove up onto the lawn in front of the home, which acted like a ramp, sending the vehicle into the home’s attic.