LOL-Newlyweds Caught Shoplifting for their wedding reception

CENTRE HALL, Pa. — A couple of Pennsylvania newlyweds are behind bars after police say they were caught shoplifting food from a supermarket for their wedding reception. The Centre Daily Times reports 32-year-old Arthur Phillips III and his bride, 22-year-old Brittany Lurch, were arrested Saturday after taking more than $1,000 in merchandise from a Wegmans supermarket in State College. Patton Township police say the couple was captured on surveillance footage loading a shopping cart and leaving the store without paying.The Centre Daily Times report says the Centre Hall couple admitted taking the items when arrested. Police say the newlyweds told officers they'd been married a couple days earlier and took the food for their wedding reception that afternoon.They are charged with misdemeanor counts and are being held on $2,500 bail.

Exposure - Woman strips naked in airport

A traveller at a Bermuda airport last week was tired of being strip-searched -- so she took all her clothes off right there in line."If you want to see me naked, you can do it right f***ing here," Loukai Phillips told customs officers at LF Wade International Airport, according to the island's Royal Gazette newspaper.The 36-year-old Bermudian who now lives abroad flew back to the island to take care of some financial matters. Her lawyer, Charles Richardson, told the paper she made the "impetuous decision" because she was frustrated at getting strip searched every time she returns.She pleaded guilty to indecent exposure in a public place and apologized to the court. The judge gave her a 12-month conditional discharge and told her, "If you don't want to be searched, don't come through customs."

Assault-Prisoner attacked cellmates with feces, urine

CALGARY - Two "disturbing" attacks on prison cellmates with human waste have landed a Calgary man a nine-month jail term. Provincial court Judge Brian Stevenson said Jeremy Edward Bemis' conduct, coupled with his lengthy criminal record warranted a period behind bars.And Stevenson said Tuesday the nine months will be served on top of the more than four months of remand time Bemis has already spent behind bars."It's clear that the record of the accused ... is what we quite often call abysmal," Stevenson said.Crown prosecutor Frances Turner outline two separate assaults - one in April, the second in May - on Bemis's jailhouse roommates.The first, on April 11, occurred at the arrest processing unit, when Bemis was housed with another prisoner."He urinated on a fellow inmate," Turner told Stevenson.A few minutes later Bemis returned his cellmate's bed and punched him, cutting him for several stitches.More than a month later, on May 27, Bemis again attacked a cellmate, this time at the Calgary Remand Centre.Turner said Bemis had told his cellmate the feces "bomb" he was making was intended to another prisoner.But while the victim slept in his bed, Bemis "threw a cup of feces and urine on him.”"The victim was covered from head to toe," Turner said."The circumstances (of the two crimes) are particularly disturbing," she said.Defence counsel Jim Lutz said Bemis, 33, has battled alcohol abuse for most of his life.

"He ... has struggled with an alcohol addiction since he was 10 years old," Lutz said.

Bad Idea-Police stop man from transporting fridge in car trunk

Police were called to a parking lot in Richmond, B.C., earlier this month where they found a man trying to load a full-sized fridge into the trunk of a four-door sedan. "The fridge was one-third in the trunk while the remainder teetered over the edge of the car's bumper," Const. Justin Stewart said in a release. "The fridge was secured to the vehicle using rope and the seatbelts from the car." Stewart said the driver told him he thought what he was doing was OK and apologized after he was told that the load was unsafe for transport. He then removed the fridge from the trunk of his car and arranged for a less precarious mode of transportation, police said. Cpl. Sherrdean Turley said that although there is some humour in the situation, someone could have been hurt.

How-Penis-chopping doc gets off

 

A Kentucky jury rejected a man's claim for $16 million in damages after his penis was amputated without his consent. According to the Louisville Courier-Journal, Phillip Seaton, 64, went into hospital in 2007 for what he believed to be a routine circumcision to treat inflammation. But Dr. John Patterson said he found potentially life-threatening cancer during the procedure and believed it necessary to remove Seaton's penis right away. In the trial that got underway Monday in Shelbyville, Ky., Seaton was seeking damages for "loss of service, love and affection" to his wife.

What- Man brings live grenade to police station

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MAN. - The local RCMP detachment had to be evacuated Tuesday afternoon after a live hand grenade was turned in to police. A 43-year-old Portage la Prairie man had been tilling soil on his rural property when he uncovered a hand grenade, which appeared to be live. He turned it in to the Portage RCMP so it could be disposed of.

“He brought it to the detachment simply with the intent of turning it in to the police to make it safe,” said Const. Miles Hiebert of the Winnipeg RCMP.

How-Cow gets stuck on safety barrier

The animal was stalking the roads in the Italian mountain village of Montecorvino Rovella-Salerno when it decided to head toward greener pastures. But, misjudging the height of the railing as it took a leap, the cow's front and hind legs became separated by the safety rail - which is normally supposed to keep cars from crashing down the mountainside.

Local mechanic and amateur photographer Roberto Marano was driving towards the village when he spotted the bonkers Bessie - and took a snap to show his family and friends.Luckily the resourceful bovine managed to wriggle free without the need for human intervention and carried on grazing in the forest.

Wow-Caught on cam: Man stuffs snakes in pants (VIDEO)

Security camera video shows a man stuffing expensive snakes into his pants at an Arizona pet store