WOW-Drink saved man Live

Aleksander Andrzej, 32, would have been nearly 30 times the legal limit for driving.He was spotted in the Warsaw park and taken to hospital by police.A breath test showed he had 1,024 micrograms per 100ml, which doctors believe helped him live.The legal limit is 35mg – and they added that even 300mg is potentially deadly.He is expected to make a full recovery. Stinky -Illegal farting law causes big...

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Woman Accused of attacking officer with Sex toy

AN Illinois woman who was arrested after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy said today she was acting in self-defence. Carolee Bildsten, 57, was arrested in December for failing to appear at a hearing regarding the November incident, Trib Local said. She had allegedly charged toward an officer with a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” when the officer went to Ms Bildsten’s apartment after she was accused of skipping out on a restaurant tab.Employees at Joe’s Crab Shack in...

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Turkish man seeks protection from sex-mad wife

  A  DESPERATE Turkish man living in Germany has turned to the police for protection from his insatiable wife's constant demands for sex, authorities said yesterday. The man came to his local police station in southwestern Germany this week saying that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years to escape the clutches of his wife of 18 years and mother of their two children."Now...

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Are You Ready for a New Drink-Marijuana Cola set to launch in U.S.

A California man is hoping to have a line of soft drinks laced with the psychoactive ingredient found in cannabis available on the U.S. market by February. Soquel, Calif., commercial artist and designer Clay Butler has told local media he doesn't do drugs, drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes but feels adults should be able to ingest what they choose. "Even though, personally, I'm not interested...

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Doll is better than wife-Man leaves wife at home to go on holiday with dolls

The father-of-two has taken ‘Bianca’ on road trips across the US and to Britain, including visits to Oxford and Stonehenge. But the 57-year-old insisted his wife Wendy – a retired doctor – doesn’t mind. ‘She knows I’m not going to run off with a piece of silicone shaped like a woman,’ he said. Weighing 40kg (90lb), Bianca has to be moved in a wheelchair. She is one of 14 dolls on whom Mr Hockey has...

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Neat Idea-Sexy Dentist take away patients fear

Dr Marie-Catherine Klarkowski said: ‘The most important thing is to take away patients’ fear. The sight of cleavages gets patients narcotised and distracted from the pain rather quickly. ‘Some patients’ mouths are already wide open on entering the practice.’It is unclear if the patients feel less pain but the number of clients going to the Relax & Smile practice in Munich has risen by a third...

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Tasty -Cook put pubic hair in cop's sandwich

A New Jersey cook has been sentenced to 15 days in jail and two years probation after he put his chest and pubic hair into a sandwich to get back at a cop. Ryan Burke, 27, pleaded guilty Oct. 12 to aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and retaliation for a past official action. Court heard on Feb. 21, 2010, two police officers walked into a restaurant for a meal break. Burke was working...

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Burglars snort ashes of cremated man and 2 dogs

MIAMI — Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said Wednesday. The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on Dec. 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along...

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Man calls 911 to request prostitute

LEXINGTON, N.C.  — A 42-year-old man has been arrested and charged with calling 911 to request a hooker, according to an arrest report obtained by the Lexington Dispatch. Records show Lonnie Michael Felts called 911 three times on Sunday. The first time he called, he requested “a hooker and an escort to get boots,” the arrestb report showed, according to the Dispatch.After an officer warned Felts about misusing the system, he made two more calls, the newspaper reported.On the third, “Felts...

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Strange naked drunk woman wakes man

Forget asking for a cup of sugar -- this is one way to meet your neighbours and ensure they'll remember you.A single man in Victoria, B.C., woke up early Saturday morning when he heard someone open the door to his apartment, police said."A few minutes later a woman came into his bedroom, promptly disrobed, slid into the bed next to him and fell asleep," Victoria police said on the force's operations...

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Sex Dolls Rescue Couple from Drowning in River.

Sex Dolls Rescue a couple Police were called after the pair were spotted in the water at Warrandyte North on Sunday. The pair, both 19, shouted for assistance after the woman lost grip of her sex doll and was left clinging to a tree floating in the river. Police were unsurprisingly less than impressed at being called out to help the young couple. ‘We've got people busy with rescues and to have...

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Careful-Porn star suffers heart attack during breast enlargement

Police  are investigating a Hamburg plastic surgery clinic after a German porn actress named “Sexy Cora,” made famous by the TV show Big Brother, suffered a heart attack during a breast enhancement operation. Police announced Thursday that the doctors who performed the operation were being investigated for possible treatment errors.Cora, 23, was in an induced coma in an intensive care ward and...

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