Disturbing-Soccer Mom Screened Porno for Teen Boys

 

What she was doing…

SEPTEMBER 14--A South Carolina "soccer mom" who screened an X-rated movie in her home for a group of teenage boys has been booked on a felony charge. According to cops, Susan Hammond, 47, recently hosted the quartet of 14-year-old boys at her Lexington home. She apparently met the juveniles at youth soccer games (Hammond’s Facebook page describes her as a “Domestic Diva and a WILD hot soccer mom”). After watching one movie, Hammond allegedly “went to her bedroom and came back with another movie for them to watch that was pornographic,” a Lexington County Sheriff’s Office report notes. “The movie was from start to finish, scenes of people having sex. While the porno played, Hammonds allegedly gave the boys “shots of liquor.”

Hammond is pictured in the above mug shot. Police seized a copy of “The Wedding” from Hammond’s residence and placed the DVD into evidence. Starring Poppy Morgan, the film (distributed by Rude Britannia) purportedly chronicles the British porn star’s actual nuptials and all the related orgy-like activities. In addition to showing the teens “The Wedding,” Hammond, a mother of two, also allegedly exchanged explicit Facebook messages with one boy. In one exchange, she reportedly asked the boy, “Would you like it if I sucked your cxxx?” When confronted by cops, Hammond “completed a written statement implicating herself,” according to an arrest warrant. After turning herself into authorities Monday, Hammond--charged with disseminating obscene material to minors--was released from custody after posting $10,000 bond.

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How-Man blown up trying to burn ex-girlfriend's body

Tit for dad tat…

An explosive south Fulton County fire was apparently started last month by a man trying to burn his ex-girlfriend’s body, officials told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Sarone Bridges perished in the ensuing blaze, but not immediately after the blast that started the quick-burning fire, Fulton County Fire Chief Larry Few said.“Based on how his body was positioned, I think (the) explosion took its toll on him,” Few said. "The concussion from the blast could have made him disoriented where he fell, and he received the thermal burns afterwards.”Investigators from the Fulton County Medical Examiner’s Office said Bridges died of burns and smoke inhalation.Bridges’ ex-girlfriend, Beverly Bland, 34, was strangled before the fire, police said.Two children who lived with Bland at the

Garvey Drive

house weren’t home at the time of the fire, police said.

Few said Bridges, 35, doused a sleeping bag with gasoline and laid Bland’s body on the bag to set it on fire. But his plan literally blew up in his face.

Why-College expels Professor Conan T. Barbarian

Professor or hero…

DUBLIN — Talk about a tough professor. Trinity College in Dublin was spoofed Thursday when an unknown prankster posted an academic profile of its newest English lecturer: a certain Conan T. Barbarian, complete with Hollywood mug shot of a shirtless, sword-clad Arnold Schwarzenegger in his maiden film role.Trinity removed the parody site — but not before dozens of fans had archived the Web page of the mock biography and turned it into an Irish viral sensation.Trinity spokeswoman Caoimhe Ni Lochlainn said the university had never had its Web site disrupted like this before. She confirmed that Trinity was certain it was an inside job, not the work of a hacker.

Cool-Woman goes into record books with world's longest fingernails

 That nice record…

The 2012 record book released today will see the Las Vegas resident take the top spot for human fingernail growth .In total, her nails measure a whopping 6.02 metres (19ft 9in) long.The nails on her right hand are 292.1cm (9ft 7in) and her left hand boasts fingernails measuring 309.8cm (10ft 2in).

LOL-Man deemed "bum" disrupts mall fashion show

Why he did this ….