Weird-Man arrested over sex with neighbour's inflatable pool raft, then ran off with it

A REPEAT public indecency offender with a "fascination for plastic" was behind bars in Ohio in the US today after allegedly having sex with a neighbour's pink, inflatable pool raft. Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested on Sunday at his home in Hamilton, Ohio - a city north of Cincinnati - after the raft's dismayed owner caught him in the act, The Cincinnati Enquirer reported.The owner apparently shouted at Tobergta, who then ran off with the pool float.When cops took Tobergta into custody, he begged officers not to send him to prison and told them "he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help," the police report said.Tobergta has been arrested at least five times for similar offences and his grandmother tearfully told The Enquirer that the family has tried to seek mental care for him."He has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic," she said. "That's just it. That's all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It's like nobody cares."

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How-Brothel that gave away free sausages with every prostitute burns down

Naked clients and sex workers fled the Aargau building as the flames consumed the brothel.The blaze started in the courtyard before spreading to the main building before local firefighters could tackle it.

Swiss brothels seem to have had a tough time of it lately when it comes to fire - last year a base for transsexual prostitution in Basel was engulfed by flames, leaving one customer literally caught with his pants down.The man, simply known as 'Memeth J', who was asleep when the fire broke out, had to climb naked onto the window ledge.Local newspapers got pictures of his exposed rear but failed to get his face - which was probably just as well as he feared his family would identify him.

The man said at the time: 'I just hope my family can't tell who I am from my bottom.'I'm gay, but my family don't know about me so I couldn't show my face.'

Wow-Call a gynecologist! 'Vagina Tree' is deflowered in McCarren Park

Greenpoint’s most seductive tree has given itself to the wrath of Hurricane Irene.The so-called “Vagina Tree,” a decades-old London Plane in McCarren Park, toppled from the high winds of this weekend’s tropical storm, damaging an iron fence and a lampost as it fell. The tree’s distinctive trunk, which looks like it has been around the block a few times, fully lived up to its nickname last April when someone anonymously pierced it with a five-inch metal ring.

Why-Grave digger sacked for dancing on grave

Footage shows grave digger Christopher Redd head-banging and lip synching on top of a burial vault, while utilising a shovel as a fake guitar. The grave dancer later explained that the bizarre stunt was an attempt to win tickets to music festival Rock Jam through a local radio competition.However, as Redd failed to upload the clip to YouTube, he did not meet the entry requirements of the competition.A report filed by relatives of a women who had recently been buried at Memorial Gardens, where the grave digger worked, suggested the video could have been filmed following her funeral service.

Good-World's heaviest mum to go on a diet after splitting with fiancé

Having put the scales under severe strain by weighing over 45 stone at her largest, the fattest woman to ever give birth has turned her back on her previous aim of reaching a mass of 72 stone. What’s more, Donna Simpson has vowed to go on a diet.

Having split from her feeder fiancé of five years, the mammoth mother of two has claimed she wants to fight the flab – despite running a website where punters pay to watch her eat more than 15,000 calories a day. Announcing that her fetish website was to end, she told subscribers: “I ask that you take your last looks at the old Donna”.

Now that’s a heartache diet…

Dumb-Woman sentenced for funneling payroll to own account

A former payroll supervisor for a pipes and tubes manufacturer in Newport was sentenced to two years and nine months in prison Tuesday for stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from the company.Linda J. Lawson, 49, previously pleaded guilty to wire fraud. U.S. District Judge David Bunning also ordered her to pay restitution in the amount of $651,621.58.She worked as the payroll supervisor at IPSCO Tubulars Kentucky Inc. and had access to the company’s payroll system and payroll bank account. Lawson entered hours worked, pay rates, gross wages and employee direct deposit information.