Why-Male porn star sues government for $100M

Nice way to make some money…

TORONTO - Tony Marcu claims he’s a porn loser. Marcu, who goes by the stage name of “Craig”, has just filed a $100 million lawsuit against the Canadian government alleging their negligence ruined his chances of becoming a millionaire adult film actor and producer in his native Romania. “The Great Canadian Male” star wanted to take his talents to Europe and make it big. Instead, the unemployed porn actor is back in Toronto, collecting welfare and living in a rooming house, and he blames the RCMP for their 10-month delay in issuing him the police clearance he needed to open his adult film business in Romania. With his bleached blond hair, the 38-year-old sits in the corner of his tiny room and bemoans the bureaucracy that dashed a dream that began when he was just a child. “In Grade 1 I saw a porn magazine from Denmark and I wanted to be like those guys,” he insists with a laugh. “It’s all about love, that’s what I like.”

Hmm, love. Who knew?

Why-BBC threatens to sue organisers of Erotica show with Strictly Come Dancing theme (video)

The BBC has threatened organisers of the adult lifestyle show Erotica with legal action after it gave this year's event a Strictly theme.Exhibition organisers billed the show Strictly Erotica and recruited two former professional dancers from Strictly Come Dancing to take part.Erotica's promotional material showed the two dancers posing under a glitter ball, which is famously used in the BBC1 show.Dancer Hanna Haarala, who appeared in the third series of Strictly Come Dancing, was daubed in a body painted bikini top, while her dance partner Andrew Cuerden had Strictly Erotica written on his chest.Cuerden, who also appeared in the third series of Strictly, was quoted as saying: "It will be great to really explore the sexuality of dance. We want to break a few boundaries and go where no TV show could.""It's strictly but not as you've seen it before.

Surprise-Cone or Klan? Costume freezes business at ice cream shop (video)

An ice cream shop’s business is frozen after passersby mistake their vanilla cone mascot for a Ku Klux Klansman.

Lucky- Lottery winner's ticket left on fridge for two months

What a fridge surprise…?

TORONTO - Craig Henshaw was a multi-millionaire for two months and didn’t even know it. The 42-year-old high school woodworking teacher was too preoccupied staying in hostels in Paris and couch surfing in Ireland and Vienna with his girlfriend.

It was only when he arrived home in Toronto did he check the July 8 LottoMax ticket and realized he was $21.4 million richer.

“I wouldn’t have lived out of a backpack for two months if I knew I had $21 million sitting on my fridge at home,” Henshaw said during a Tuesday press conference. In July, he stopped off at the Shell station near Dufferin and Dupont Sts. for his usual diesel fuel-up of his Volkswagon Jetta. He asked for $10 worth of Quick Pick tickets and paid no mind to them.

“Let the machine do the work, it’s way smarter than me and it worked out,” Henshaw said. “I don’t spend a lot of money on them, just whenever I gas up every week and a half.” 

Scary- Grizzly chases men up tree in Alberta

CALGARY — Spending four hours in a tree shouting at a grizzly to leave him alone is the last thing southern Alberta mountaineer Barry Blanchard expected Monday morning. The professional guide was in the Lake Louise area of Banff, about 188 km northwest of Calgary, with a Japanese tourist, when they were joined on their trail by the large bear. "I started talking to him and said 'whoa bear, it's okay bear,' and started backing up," he said. "He was really good, my client, and the bear was doing really good, so we were just talking to the bear and backing up and the bear was letting us back up." The bear followed the pair for 10 to 15 minutes, choosing them over a fork in the road and other distractions. Blanchard, from Canmore, Alta., said the bear sat at one point, but then got up and kept following. 

 

Sad-Radio newsreader sacked for f-word filled on-air rant

A NEWSREADER who swore 13 times in a shocking on-air rant was sacked yesterday

South African radio presenter Mark ­Esterhuysen, 23, introduced himself as normal before repeatedly using the F-word.

He attacked Johannesburg-based 702 Talk Radio for putting him on the overnight shift and ­criticised police officers accused of murdering a member of the public, as well as hitting out at the country’s right-wing ­Afrikaner AWB party and firebrand politician Julius Malema.Introducing his 1am broadcast, he said: “Good morning, I’m Mark Esterhuysen. F*** racism. F*** the pigs who killed Andries Tatane. F*** the AWB. F*** racism. We are all wild animals meant to live free. F*** capitalism. F*** fascism. F*** this f****** wage slavery graveyard shift. F*** domestication.

 

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