Woman Dresses Her Boobs in Costume Enjoys Fame and Teacher Screened "Jackass" Movie

Surprise-Family returns from vacation to find car in bedroom

What -Teacher Screened "Jackass" Movie in High School

Why-Sex addict busted in prostitution sting wanted to get disease

Who-Woman accused of sexually assaulting cops

Who-Woman Dresses Her Boobs in Costume Enjoys 15 Minutes of Internet Fame

Surprise-Family returns from vacation to find car in bedroom (video)

Who-Woman accused of sexually assaulting cops

Unlucky-Lap dance with pants down leads to arrest

Zombie Gran: 95-year-old Chinese woman terrifies neighbours by climbing out of her coffin six days

Why-Sex addict busted in prostitution sting wanted to get disease

A 32-year-old Florida man busted for soliciting sex in exchange for money told detectives he was a sex addict who wanted to contract a disease. The married father was among 19 suspects rounded up by the Polk County Sheriff's office in a two-day investigation. Police say the man solicited an undercover female detective for sex and asked not to use a condom. He told detectives he solicited prostitutes three to four times a week for unprotected sex. Police didn't say if the man explained why he wanted a sexual infection. In the two-day sting, male and female detectives posted and answered sex ads on backpages.com, a free classified website.

Surprise-Family returns from vacation to find car in bedroom (video)

MERIDEN, Conn. -- A Connecticut family has a big mess to clean up after a car crashed into their bedroom while they were away. The Scalzos were caught off-guard on Sunday night when they drove up to their home on

Round Hill Road

in Meriden, Conn., after a weekend away in Pennsylvania.“I saw all the flashing lights and the fire engines… At first we thought it was a fire or something,” said Nick Scalzo.

What -Teacher Screened "Jackass" Movie in High School

A South Carolina high school teacher has been placed on leave for showing students portions of “Jackass: Number Two” during a Latin class earlier this month. After the mother of a female student contacted a school administrator, Mount Pleasant Police Department cops investigated the February 14 incident at Wanda High School as a “suspicious activity,” according to a police report. The woman explained that her daughter was uncomfortable when teacher Christopher Poston, 36, projected a portion of the R-rated movie on a Smart Board in the classroom. One objectionable scene cited by police involved “Jackass” cast member Chris Pontius “putting 'puppet on his junk'” and allowing a snake to bite the puppet.[Click here for a movie still of Pontius, his mouse puppet, and the snake.]Poston, pictured above, acknowledged watching the “Jackass” film on his laptop while students were working in the class. The educator told cops that when students asked what he was watching, he told them and “placed the video on the smart board.” However, Poston told investigators, when he “saw how inappropriate it was becoming he quickly turned it off.” He also confirmed that he displayed a PowerPoint presentation of photos from the People of Wal-Mart web site. Poston contended the images showed shoppers “in various forms,” adding that he used the photos to “express what society expects of people and how people break norms.” Most fans of the web site, of course,  just visit for the pictures of the obese and hideously dressed. In a written statement, Poston, the father of four girls, noted that “his actions were inexcusable.” Poston, Wando High School alumni who graduated from The Citadel, has not been charged in connection with the incident. Cops report that there is “Nothing Further at this time.”

Who-Woman accused of sexually assaulting cops

SALT LAKE CITY -- A West Jordan woman accused of inappropriately touching and head-butting police officers during a drunken driving arrest has been charged with assault, sexual battery and driving under the influence. The Salt Lake Tribune and Deseret News report 44-year-old Christy Wilson was charged Friday in 3rd District Court.After driving off a roadway and onto a church lawn, she's accused of kicking and threatening to kill officers, head-butting one of them and rubbing her head on the crotch of another. Police say she allegedly had a blood alcohol level of .25, more than three times the legal limit.

Who-Woman Dresses Her Boobs in Costume Enjoys 15 Minutes of Internet Fame

Heidi Leigh, and her "Buppets" are quickly taking off. Oh you know, Puppets, the literal coming together of the word "boob" and "muppet," personified in a tit dressed up as a human.

What started as just a silly lady thing Buppets-creator Heidi did with her silly lady friends, has quickly turned into an increasingly popular weird Internet thing. According to Heidi, her blog Tit Thinks It's People has received 50,000 views in a mere 3 weeks. Though it's easy to understand why Heidi's band of Buppet babies have been relegated to the realm of the NSFW, she makes it clear that it is meant to be nonsexual (despite the unsurprising fact that it has been featured on at least one fetish site, that she knows of).

Once she realized that other people were into manipulating their nipple hairs to look like a beard, she invited males and females alike to send her their own Buppet creations. She explains:

Usually when someone submits to me they send a name with it (I find creating the right boob pun is half the fun). Otherwise I assign a name I see fit. I think my favourite buppet is Señor Boobito, as he was the first. The most popular, Heidi says, tends to be Cosmetics Add a Certain Flare. "I tend to think it is one of the few posts that has a shot of both breasts together."

Unlucky-Lap dance with pants down leads to arrest

HOPKINSVILLE, Ky. -- Police in western Kentucky arrested a woman after officers say she performed a lap dance for a man with her pants down. Hopkinsville police say 23-year-old Kayla D. Austin appeared "very intoxicated" while she danced for a man at about 1 a.m. CST Thursday at the UR Bar with her buttocks exposed. Officers say another man was signing the woman's backside, the Kentucky New Era reported.Austin was arrested and charged with performing nearly nude activities, second-degree disorderly conduct and first-degree alcohol intoxication. She was released from Christian County Jail later that day. Attempts to locate Austin Friday morning were not immediately successful. Police cited the bar's manager, 35-year-old April S. Dugger for permitting a nearly nude act

Zombie Gran: 95-year-old Chinese woman terrifies neighbours by climbing out of her coffin six days

A 95-year-old Chinese woman terrified her village by climbing out of her coffin after being ‘dead’ for six days. Li Xiufeng was found motionless and not breathing in bed by her neighbour more than a fortnight after tripping and suffering a head injury at her home in China's Guangxi Province When he failed to wake her up, Chen Qingwang assumed the frail grandmother had passed away in her sleep, at her home in the village of Liulou, in Beiliu..Recounting his daily visit to bring the elderly lady breakfast, Mr Qingwang, 60, said: “"She didn't get up, so I came up to wake her up.” No matter how hard I pushed her and called her name, she had no reactions.

“I felt something was wrong, so I tried her breath, and she has gone, but her body is still not cold."Because Mrs Xiufeng lived alone, Mr Qingwang and his son made preparations for her funeral, which included keeping the coffin in the house for several days for friends and relatives to pay their last respects.The ‘dead’ woman was laid in her coffin on February 19, two days after she was discovered.

LOL-Awkward news assistant Kristin struggles to hide during live feed (video)

The clip has been viewed over 1.5million times online after a viewer uploaded Kristin's unmissable 30-second ordeal onto the video-sharing site. As cameras flicked back to the studio at the University of Florida news station, the black-haired girl froze in fear after realising she was being filmed live on TV.  Instead of acting naturally and finishing her simple photocopying task, the unlucky student attempted to position herself behind the news readers head as she contemplated what to do next. 

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Dad plays Porn instead of 'Smurfs' and new controversial PETA Ad

Wish you all a Happy Valentine to all readers of my blog.

Today weird and funny blog has Happy Valentine theme

Kissing-Lovers battle in Valentine's Day ordeal

PATTAYA, THAILAND - Lips locked at all times — including for bathroom breaks and meals — is the less than romantic challenge facing Thai couples trying for the kiss to blow away all kisses at a Valentine’s Day marathon. Seven couples have brought their lips together in the Thai beach resort of Pattaya, some 100 km southeast of Bangkok, hoping to break the world record for longest continuous kiss, which currently stands at nearly two days.

The marathon kicked off on Sunday and will go through Valentine’s Day, with prizes and glory for the pair that manages to hold out longer than 46 hours, 24 minutes and nine seconds.

That record was set in 2011 by Lakkana Tiranarat, 31, and her husband, both back this year for another go. “We’ll try to do better than last year but maybe just for a little longer. We’ll see how tough the other competitors are but we’ll do our best,” Lakkana said.

Each couple has a space of 1 square-metre to prove their affection for each other.

Food and drink must be taken through a straw. Teeth brushing would also risk breaking the locked lips and result in disqualification.

The toilet is off-limits for the first three hours of the contest. After that, lips still together, they must be accompanied by a referee for any later bathroom break.

Nice-My smelly valentine: Sewage treatment plant offers tours

If you really want to show that special someone how much your care about her this Valentine’s Day, take her to see some sewage. On this Valentine’s Day, one of the more unorthodox activities available to lovebirds is the ability to take that special someone for a tour of the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant in the Greenpoint section of Brooklyn. New York City’s Department of Environmental Protection is offering a tour of the sewage treatment facility that lasts just under two hours and culminates in an expansive view of the Manhattan skyline and the 53-acre Newtown plant from 130 feet up.

Video-Charter plane offers high flying 'romance

An Ohio couple owns a charter plane that caters to couples looking to enter the 'mile high club' or 'a romantic airplane ride.' WLWT's Laura Borchers reports.

Nice-Six-year-old girl with cancer gets date with Justin Bieber

Battling a rare form of cancer, Avalanna Routh scored the most coveted Valentine’s Day date in the world this year. Affectionately known as “Mrs. Bieber’’ by her famous “husband,’’ the 6-year-old Boston girl got to spend the day in New York with Justin Bieber on Monday after an online campaign and a report by NBC Boston affiliate WHDH caught the eye of the pop star. He flew Routh and her family to Manhattan for a special date.

Video-What about PETA ad featuring a young, pantsless women

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is known for its provocative ads--many of them featuring women in various states of undress--that aim to draw attention (however indirectly) to animal rights. But their latest ad, a Valentine's Day video that warns women about the "dangers" of their boyfriends' burgeoning veganism, may have crossed a line.

The ad, released online Monday, shows a limping, pantsless woman sporting a neckbrace, struggling to carry a bag of vegetables home from the store. (Unsurprisingly, we'll warn that this ad, embedded below, may be a bit too racy for the eyes of younger viewers.)

"This is Jessica," the narrator, Kevin Nealon, says. "She suffers from 'BWVAKTBOOM,' 'Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom Out of Me,' a painful condition that occurs when boyfriends go vegan and can suddenly bring it like a tantric porn star."

What-Dad plays Porn instead of 'Smurfs' at kid's party

TREMONTON — Police aren't filing charges against a father who briefly played a pornographic video instead of "The Smurfs" at his child's birthday party.Tremonton Police Chief Dave Nance tells the Standard-Examiner of the man had rented a copy of "The Smurfs" from a Redbox kiosk and loaded the disc into his laptop. But when he turned the projector on for the children, pornographic images flashed on the screen. Authorities got involved when the father complained somebody had tampered with the DVD. Police found nothing wrong, saying the porn was probably on the laptop.Nance says officials aren't pursuing charges because the incident was apparently an accident."The Smurfs" was released in 2011 and features animated blue creatures that are chased into New York City by an evil wizard.

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Man Gave semen Tainted Yogurt to Women and porn being shown on the state broadcaster

Bad-Sisters Charged For Sexually Assaulting Man with Pliers

FEBRUARY 1--Two Wisconsin sisters are facing criminal charges for allegedly sexually assaulting a man with a pair of pliers after having forced him to drink a glass of urine, police allege. A harrowing criminal complaint does not offer a motive for the attack, which occurred four months ago and resulted last Friday in the filing of felony and misdemeanor charges against Valerie Bartkey, 24, and Amanda Johnson, 17. Bartkey (left) and Johnson are pictured above in photos from their Facebook pages.

The victim, a high school student, told the St. Croix Sheriff’s Department that he was playing Xbox at home when Johnson called and invited him to hang out with her. He accepted her offer and subsequently ended up at the home of a mutual friend, a 16-year-old boy identified in the complaint by the initials “AJK.”While at AJK’s residence, the victim joked about punching the brother of Bartkey and Johnson. This, he said, prompted the sisters--who had been smoking pot--to assault him. Bartkey, the victim told investigators, stepped on his neck while he was on the ground, while Johnson stomped on his left arm.From there, the sisters allegedly placed one of teen’s sneakers in the toilet and urinated on it. The other sneaker was filled

with water in the sink.The teenager said that as he sat on the home’s porch, Bartkey came out “with a glass of a liquid substance that she told him was lemonade.” She told him that he had to drink “or else she would put his head back and force him to drink it,” the victim told sheriff’s deputies. The teen emptied the glass, which had ice cubes in it.

Why-Man arrested for retweeting

South Korean officials have arrested a man for re-posting the message "long live Kim Jong-il" from an official North Korean Twitter account, but he says he was just making fun of the autocratic regime. Park Jeonggeun, a 24-year-old Socialist Party activist, has been charged with violating the country's national security law, which forbids people from praising, sympathizing or co-operating with North Korea. He's been in custody since Jan. 11 and could face seven years behind bars. Amnesty International is calling for Joengeun's release, saying Park's retweets were "meant to ridicule North Korea's leaders rather than support them." Jeonggeun is a member of the Socialist Party in South Korea, which is highly critical of the North Korean regime. "My intention was to lampoon North Korea's leaders for a joke; I did it for fun," Jeonggeun told Amnesty International. "I also uploaded and changed North Korean propaganda posters on Twitter - I replaced a smiling North Korean soldier's face with a downcast version of my own face and the soldier's weapon with a bottle of whisky." Jeonggeun also lambasted South Korea's national security law, saying it's "used not to address threats to national security, but instead to intimidate people and limit their rights to free speech."

 

Why-porn being shown on the state broadcaster

OTTAWA - Heritage Minister James Moore won't stand for porn being shown on the state broadcaster after all.

"This programming cannot be defended," Minister Moore said after viewing the show Hard, which runs on the CBC French radio wing's special website platform called tou.tv. "Having now seen the show in question, it raises serious concerns about some programming decisions being made with taxpayers' dollars by CBC/Radio-Canada." The minister indicated the show will not be available for much longer.

"Today I contacted the CBC and asked them to review all of their online content to ensure offensive programming such as this is not repeated." Moore said in a statement. The prime minister's office also issued a statement. "This content is clearly adult in nature and should not be available to children," a PMO spokesman wrote in an e-mail. "While the government doesn't control CBC's content, we are confused by their decision to purchase sexually explicit content and make it available to children. The CBC's mandate is to deliver quality programming to the regions and rural areas, not this material."  Tou.tv is a viewing platform supported by several French language channels, and Hard was acquired from France.

The cost is not being disclosed by CBC, citing the information as private due to competition. Initially, CBC said Hard was not pornographic, and was rated 16-plus. It has not yet responded to the minister's updated statement or the PMO's comments.

How-Brussels' 'peeing' statue shut off by deep freeze

BRUSSELS — The Manneken-Pis, a bronze statue of a young boy urinating that is a symbol of Brussels and a major tourist attraction, has had to stop peeing because of sub-zero temperatures gripping much of Europe. Officials turned off the flow of water through the statue, which has stood on a Brussels corner since the 1600s, out of concern the cold might damage its internal mechanism.Overnight temperatures in the Belgian capital have been in the teens, far below the average minimum for February, and the latest forecast projects that through at least Feb. 9.

Wow-Man Gave Tainted Yogurt to Several Women

FEBRUARY 2--The New Mexico supermarket worker who admitted putting his semen in yogurt ingested by a female shopper provided similarly tainted samples to at least four other women, according to prosecutors who have asked a judge to depart from federal guidelines so that the man can be sentenced to a lengthier prison term for his “perverted conduct.” In a motion filed last week in U.S. District Court, Department of Justice lawyers argued that Anthony Garcia would not be adequately punished if a judge followed federal sentencing guidelines. Garcia, 32, has a “low criminal history” score that that puts him in the “same category as first time offenders who have never had a single encounter with law enforcement authorities,” prosecutors reported. Garcia has pleaded guilty to adulterating the yogurt and making false statements to investigators. While facing up to three years in prison on the first count and five years on the second charge, federal guidelines call for him to receive significantly less than the statutory maximums.

“Such categorization does not fairly reflect the far more disturbing portrait” of Garcia, prosecutors wrote in their January 25 motion for an “upward departure.” Pictured above, Garcia is scheduled to be sentenced on March 1.In addition to the 29-year-old victim cited in Garcia’s indictment; at least four other women have told police that Garcia offered them suspect yogurt samples at the Sunflower Market in Albuquerque. Three of the women ingested the samples, which prosecutors believe were tainted with Garcia’s semen.One woman said the yogurt “tasted funny” so she did not finish the sample. Another victim reported that the yogurt she ate was “gross.” A third woman reported that the yogurt “did not taste good and wanted to spit it out, but she could not find a trash can to do so The fourth woman, who was approached by Garcia last January, told probers that he provided her with a yogurt sample and said she “had to try what was on the spoon first because that’s where the nutrients are.” But the woman declined to taste the sample after noticing that “the substance on the spoon was clear or white and the yogurt was pink.”

Referring to the woman referred to in Garcia’s indictment, prosecutors stated that he “tricked his victim into placing his semen into her mouth,” adding that the supermarket worker “wanted to be in a position to witness the victim consume his bodily fluid.”The “upward departure” motion also refers to a series of disturbing incidents in Garcia’s criminal past, including instances in which he exposed himself at a Walmart, flashed a female jogger, and was spotted masturbating in a car. He is also facing a state charge of having criminal sexual contact with a child under age 13.Federal prosecutors argue that Garcia has, to date, received such lenient punishment for his history of indecent exposure arrests that “the criminal justice system thus far has simply failed” to calibrate his “true dangerousness.” As a result, they added, an “upward departure” from federal sentencing guidelines would be an appropriate method to address his “deviant conduc

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Top Ten World’s Best Weird, Funny and Sexy news of 2011

 

If you miss the World’s best Best Weird, Funny and Sexy news of 2011, here in thi blog you can see all in one post. Please give me your comments which one is more werird and funny.

Top 1 - Best Weird, Funny and Sexy news of 2011 -Woman selling virginity for $15Gs

19-year-old woman is selling her virginity for $15,000 through an Australian escort agency. A photo of a brown-haired girl with her face blurred out appears on the MyOutCall website. It lists her name as MOC Virgin and there is a Chinese flag beside her name. The listing says she's a student who speaks English and Mandarin and lists her "speciality" as "virgin." The website says she "must be sold" by Dec. 12.

An escort agency spokesman told the Daily Telegraph it was…

Woman selling virginity for $15Gs

Top 2- Best Weird, Funny and Sexy news of 2011 -LOL-Woman Sues Boss Who Gave Her Sex Toy as Birthday

The New York Post) - A Queens, N.Y., woman told her boss to take this job and shove it when he gave her a vibrating sex toy for her birthday after months of sexually suggestive comments and unwanted come-ons, the New York Post reported Wednesday, citing a lawsuit.Silvia Olveira had put up with the conversations about her boss' sex life. She endured his comments about her body. She even tolerated his clumsy attempt to stuff her paycheck in her back pocket, her legal papers allege.But when she opened up Ibrahim Mansi's birthday gift to her in October 2009 and found a sex toy, she had had enough."Usually, I get a cake for my employees," Olveira, 34, said he told her. "When I opened it, I saw this thing. I was like, what is this? I didn't know what to do in that

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Top 3- Best Weird, Funny and Sexy news of 2011- Why Threesome Was a Bad Idea

Sometime fun leads to jail…

A Southwest Florida man's planned threesome with his wife and another woman ended with him behind bars on felony battery charges after he allegedly punched and swung a TV at his bride. Jorge Daniel Silva of Naples was arrested Sunday after police said he became enraged when the threesome went awry, according to a Collier County Sheriff's Office report obtained by the Naples Daily News. Silva's wife told deputies that her husband "freaked out" when the three of them began kissing and started hitting her, the report said. The wife and the other woman locked themselves in a bedroom, but Silva broke through the door and continued the attack, the report said. As the wife curled up to avoid

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Top 4- Best Weird, Funny and Sexy news of 2011-Husband secretly fed wife steroids

JEALOUS and controlling husband secretly fed his wife dangerous ­steroids so she would get fat and stay at home to cook for him.Dalwara Singh, 41, ground up high-strength anabolic steroid tablets before slipping them into meals and wine for his wife Jaspreet Singh Gill, a court heard.The powerful drugs caused the 37-year-old mum-of-two to break out in spots and grow hair on her face and back.Singh was caught when the couple’s teenage daughter heard him using a pestle and mortar

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Top 5- Best Weird, Funny and Sexy news of 2011-Video of crotchless panties sold in kid's store an...

At least one mom is furious after discovering cheetah-print crotchless panties at a children's clothing store in Colorado.

Erin French said she was shocked to see the thongs on the shelf next to princess-style dresses and backpacks at Kids N Teen in Greeley, 80 km northeast of Denver.

"I was mortified. My first initial response was, 'Am I really seeing that?'" French told 9news on Monday.

The upset mom took a cellphone video of the petite crotchless panties. That video is now the only evidence the underwear was ever even

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