X-rated Christmas email wishing staff good sex and Lesbian couple kiss history

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ITALIAN airport police eyeing up a busty Spanish model's curves made a startling discovery - 2.5 kilograms of pure cocaine stashed as implants in her bust and backside.

The 33-year-old woman arriving in Rome from Sao Paulo in Brazil was wearing tight-fitting clothes to enhance her voluptuousness, hoping that her looks might distract the attention of border police, ANSA news agency reported today.The report said the woman drew suspicion however after giving unclear answers to questions about the reasons for her trip to Italy to an officer.The discovery was made when two female investigators conducted a strip search.

Smuggling methods through Rome's Fiumicino airport have become ever more ingenious, including cocaine found hidden inside baggage trolleys last year.

In June, police arrested traffickers who were smuggling 220 kilograms of cocaine hidden in crates of chalk statues shipped through Fiumicino.

What-X-rated Christmas email wishing staff 'good sex'

Euclides Santos, police chief in the central Portuguese city of Coimbra, was suspended after an x-rated power point presentation was emailed out to all municipal staff in place of a wholesome festive message. The presentation, featured on Portuguese television, included images of scantily clad women and was rounded off by Mr Santos wishing the 15,000 recipients success in the bedroom, Reuters reported.'Enough with insincere and useless words. What I wish you from the bottom of my heart, is that you have incredible sexual relations, live a merry and happy life, work hard and get well paid,' the slide said.Mr Santos' desperately attempted to alert staff to the 'error in the attachment', but his actions came too late to save himself from suspension

Local press said mayor Joao Barbosa de Melo believes the police chief should lose his job, as it was sent during work hours from his work email.A statement from Coimbra municipality read: 'After receiving a message containing content inconsistent with the prestige of this town hall in the municipal email box, an address to which all municipal employees have access to, the mayor has decided to initiate disciplinary proceedings.'

The message certainly stands in contrast to that from the UK's Association of Chief Police Officers this year, which focused on the 'greatest public order challenges in the history of British policing', the riots in August.

How Twitter reunited British schoolboy with pet chicken

When Tom Cowley lost his beloved pet chicken he was offered help from as far away as America. But as the age-old joke would have it, the wandering fowl was found much closer to home – after she merely ‘crossed the road’.

Animal lover Tom was devastated after Ginger escaped from his back garden. He feared he would never see the Gingernut Ranger hen again, but he hadn’t counted on Twitter.

After a frantic two-day search, the 11-year-old’s mother Louise logged on to share her distress and a US follower retweeted her post.

This was seen by Catherine Inglis, the founder of PetsLocated.com, who then contacted Louise to spread the word about missing Ginger.

In a stroke of luck, one of their posters was spotted by Emma Maloret, from Tiny Horizons nursery, who recognised the hen straight away as it was cosied up on the nursery farm.

Tiny Horizons is on the opposite side of the busy A43, where Tom lives, in Moulton, Northampton.

Nice-Lesbian couple makes history with kiss

PORTSMOUTH, VA. - History was made on a U.S pier when two women sailors, one just home from 80 days at sea, became what was believed to be the first same-sex couple to share the Navy’s traditional first kiss. At the pier in Virginia Beach on Wednesday where a crowd had gathered to welcome home loved ones, Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta, 23, stepped off a landing ship and planted a kissed her partner, Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell, Navy spokeswoman Ensign Sylvia Landis confirmed.

Asked if they were the first same-sex couple to share the tradition, Landis said the Navy “doesn’t really keep track of stuff like that ... but it’s believed to be the first one.”

The kiss came after the U.S. military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” rule regarding homosexuals was repealed earlier this year.

Landis said it was just a normal homecoming. “It’s just news to some people because for them (gays and lesbians), they don’t have to hide it anymore, I guess. It’s just a first; that’s why it’s significant to some people.” Gaeta, of Los Angeles, told a local newspaper that she had bought $50 worth of $1 tickets in a raffle run by the Family Readiness Group.

“Traditionally, when a family comes home there’s a raffle ... that each sailor or family member buys tickets to,” Landis explained. “They draw names for winners of first hugs and first kisses.” She said money raised in the raffle would be used for a Christmas party for children of sailors.

Weird-Man Dies after Eating Cocaine for Brother

DECEMBER 20--A South Carolina man died soon after he ingested an ounce of cocaine that had been hidden in his brother’s buttocks, according to police.

Deangelo Mitchell, 23, and his brother Wayne, 20, were being transported to jail in the back of a North Charleston Police Department cruiser on November 30 when the duo began whispering about narcotics hidden inside the older sibling.Following an earlier traffic stop, the Mitchells were arrested when a cop found three small bags of cocaine underneath a rear seat of their 2001 Chrysler.As seen on footage recorded in the back of the squad car, Deangelo Mitchell (pictured above) encouraged his brother to ingest the cocaine. The older Mitchell, who has a lengthy rap sheet, apparently was concerned that he could face life in prison if convicted of a narcotics charge. “I can’t get no more strikes,” he told his brother.

Deangelo Mitchell also directed his brother to “Eat that shit” and “Chew that shit.”At one point, Wayne Mitchell, who is handcuffed, can be seen reaching back to retrieve the cocaine from his brother. He then drops his head and begins to chew and swallow the cocaine.

Wow-Twin sisters give birth to sons 13 mins apart

Call it twin-tuition.Twin sisters Nicole and Danielle Fisher gave birth to sons 13 minutes apart in Voorhees, N.J., this week.

The fraternal twins were born 12 minutes apart 23 years ago."It just has something to do with twin communication," Nicole told the Courier Post from Virtua Hospital on Wednesday.Their due dates were more than a month apart and the pair ended up in the hospital at the same time.

Nicole said she could feel her fraternal twin's pain when Danielle went into labour at midnight on Monday.

On Tuesday morning, two weeks early, Nicole's water broke while she drove to the store.Danielle delivered Johnathan at 7:43 p.m. and Maximus arrived at 7:56 p.m.

"We've always had that twin intuition growing up, for some reason," Nicole said.

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Kissing prank offends some at Minn. high school (video)

ROSEMOUNT, Minn. -- The gag at Thursday's pep assembly at Rosemount High School was supposed to be a joke. But when it went viral on YouTube some people didn't find it the least bit funny."As principal I am responsible for everything that happens in the school so, ultimately, I am the person that needs to answer for this," school principal John Wollersheim said Wednesday.Staff at the school planned a prank for the assembly during which each of the winter sports team captains were blindfolded and kissed.

 

LOL- Thieves pocket-dial 911

Two thieves could be heard bragging about stealing DVDs and computer games from a Madison, Wis., Target after they accidentally pocket-dialed 911, police say.

Police said the two men entered the Target store Tuesday afternoon. When they got into their SUV after the heist, 911 got a call and the dispatcher listened in as they "yakked, jawed, and chortled about all they had done."In the nearly one hour call, police said the men bragged about what they stole, described the vehicle they were in and where they were going next."The men even dialogued about how police would be looking for a blue Dodge Durango without license plates, so they decided to put the plates back on," police said in a release.Police officers followed the pair and, as the two men got out of the SUV at another parking lot, arrested them.

"As one suspect got out of the SUV, he asked an officer, 'You guys tap my phone?' Both men were dumbfounded by how police knew exactly where they would be," police said. (QMI)

What-Man smeared girls' bums with hand sanitizer

QUEBEC CITY - A man who smeared hand sanitizer on the bottoms of unsuspecting women in Quebec's provincial capital was sentenced Thursday to a year in jail.

Steve Germain, 33, admitted to assaulting 17 women between November 2010 and this past April, when he was arrested.

The women ranged in age from 20 to 40 and were accosted in the street, in shopping malls or at a school.

Germain then took photos of the women with his cell phone. Five women filed police complaints and 12 others came forward as a result.

How-Breast implant 'swallowed' during Pilates

An American woman who had breast implants following a mastectomy told her doctor her "body swallowed one of the implants" while she was in a Pilates class.

The 59-year-old woman told her doctor she was doing a stretch called the Valsalva manoeuvre, a report in the New England Journal of Medicine says. She wasn't in pain when it happened. "The patient was taken to the operating room, where the intact prosthesis was extracted and repositioned," the report says.

The "unstable" portion of her tissue that the implant slipped through was likely created during a recent minor surgery. It was repaired with mesh, the report says.

The study, which was published online Thursday, doesn't name the woman or say where she is from, however it notes doctors from Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore treated her. (QMI)

Wow-Apples rain down on traffic in U.K

Motorists in a British village had to brake suddenly to avoid a hailstorm of apples that rained down Monday night.

More than 100 yellowy-green apples tumbled from the sky over a main road in Keresley, Coventry, shortly after rush hour, the Guardian reported.

The small apples pelted windshields and hoods of cars. "The apples fell out of the sky as if out of nowhere," one driver told the newspaper. "They were small and green and hit the (hood) hard. "There were other cars on the road at the time, too, and everyone had to stop their cars suddenly."

Meteorologists said the apple avalanche could have been caused by a sudden vortex of air. (QMI)

How-Wrong body cremated (video)

The grief of two Colorado families was compounded when the bodies of their loved ones got switched, resulting in the wrong patient getting cremated, a Denver investigation has discovered. The deceased men, one who was white and the other who was black, were wearing identification wristbands at the time of the mix-up.

Robert Mitchell, of Denver, and Perry Heath, of Aurora, Colo., died at The Denver Hospice on Nov. 10, according to an investigation by Denver's 9News.com. The families began their respective funeral preparations; unbeknownst to them, many Colorado funeral homes outsource their work, and their late family members were about to go through a complex maze of third-party providers.Perry Heath was supposed to be cremated. His family arranged for a cremation through 5280 Cremation and Funeral Services of Aurora, according to 9News. Despite its name, 5280 Cremation does not perform cremations, and outsourced the work to a third-party provider.

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Three Congressional staffers are fired by Washington State Rep. Rick Larsen, after tweets documenting drunken on-the-job exploits surface.

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THE Catholic Church is facing controversial calls to allow nuns to take the contraceptive pill to protect them from cancer.

Nuns have a much higher chance of developing breast, ovarian and uterine cancers because their life of celibacy means they don't have children. Australian cancer experts Dr Kara Britt and Professor Roger Short believe the chance of nuns developing ovarian and endometrial cancers would plunge by up to 60 per cent if the church relaxed its opposition to contraception for them.

"If the Catholic church could make the oral contraceptive pill freely available to all its nuns, it would reduce the risk of those accursed pests, cancer of the breast, ovary, and uterus, and give nuns' plight the recognition it deserves," they wrote in an article published by The Lancet medical journal today.But a senior Australian bishop says there is nothing stopping nuns from taking the pill for medical reasons.

Why-'Chewbacca' wanted in Florida shooting

Police in Florida are on the hunt for Chewbacca after a witness reported seeing two men and one Wookiee involved in a shooting.

Two men have been arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the shooting on Nov. 30. But a man wearing a Chewbacca mask hasn't yet been identified, police said.

The witness told police the trio drove up to a West Palm Beach home and began firing, reports the Sun-Sentinel. She also claimed Chewbacca fired shots with a handgun from over the roof of the car in her

Who-Kim Kardashian of the GOP (video)

DES MOINES - An evangelical pastor in Iowa sent state voters on Thursday a music video slamming Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich for his three marriages and admitted marital infidelities.

Cary Gordon, an influential Sioux City pastor who has endorsed Rick Santorum in the 2012 presidential race, said he would send the satirical hip-hop video to registered Republicans and independents with a cell phone on record.

The video, by independent filmmaker Molotov Mitchell, calls Gingrich the “Kim Kardashian of the GOP,” a reference to the reality television star known for her appearance in a sex video and for her failed marriages.

Wow-Kiss Controller -- Turn French kissing into bowling (video)

Bowling video games probably reached their zenith with Nintendo's Wii Sports mini-game -- once you are able to play by performing an actual throwing-ball swinging motion, where else can you go? Well, artist Hye Yeon Nam found the next innovation: kiss bowling. One of the players wears a headset in front of his mouth and the other has to stick a little magnet to her tongue with some Fixodent. The one with the magnet then inserts her polarized tongue into the other person's mouth and uses it to maneuver the virtual bowling ball. At this point you have to try to keep your tongue as straight as possible in order to maintain the direction of the ball, while at the same time wiggling it as fast as you can to increase the ball's speed. This goes on for the most horrible 20 seconds of your life. It's like this was designed by someone who has only ever been kissed by overbearing psychopaths.

So, as impressive as this invention may seem, we're just not convinced that the tongue is the optimal choice for a controller, especially when you consider factors like bad breath, possible muscle cramps and the human need to breathe. Add that to the fact that the deep throating has to be carefully coordinated, and that you have to be wearing all that shit in your face and keep glancing at the screen to know how you're doing, and it's like someone really went out of their way to suck all the fun out of kissing and bowling both.(cracked)

Weird-Elderly Man gets 13 months for fake breast exams

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) -    An elderly South Florida man has been sentenced to 13 months in prison for posing as a doctor and offering free door-to-door breast exams.  As part of a deal with Broward County prosecutors, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reports that 81-year-old Phillip Winikoff pleaded no contest Friday to eight counts related to the fake exams. Once out of prison, Winikoff will serve three years of community control followed by 15 years of sex offender probation.

Authorities say Winikoff offered the exams at a Lauderdale Lakes apartment complex in April 2006. Authorities say he managed to assault two women before he was arrested. If tried and convicted, Winikoff could have been sentenced to more than 45 years for sexual battery and 10 years for practicing medicine without a license. (MBNC)

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