Friday, December 9, 2011

See Kiss Controlle Game and fake breast exams doctor sentenced


Why-'Chewbacca' wanted in Florida shooting

Who-Kim Kardashian of the GOP (video)

Harsh-Tweets cost Congressional staffers their jobs (video)

Wow-Kiss Controller -- Turn French kissing into bowling (video)

Weird-Elderly Man gets 13 months for fake breast exams

Why-Church should let nuns take Pill

Harsh-Tweets cost Congressional staffers their jobs (video)



Three Congressional staffers are fired by Washington State Rep. Rick Larsen, after tweets documenting drunken on-the-job exploits surface.


Why-Church should let nuns take Pill


THE Catholic Church is facing controversial calls to allow nuns to take the contraceptive pill to protect them from cancer.
Nuns have a much higher chance of developing breast, ovarian and uterine cancers because their life of celibacy means they don't have children. Australian cancer experts Dr Kara Britt and Professor Roger Short believe the chance of nuns developing ovarian and endometrial cancers would plunge by up to 60 per cent if the church relaxed its opposition to contraception for them.
"If the Catholic church could make the oral contraceptive pill freely available to all its nuns, it would reduce the risk of those accursed pests, cancer of the breast, ovary, and uterus, and give nuns' plight the recognition it deserves," they wrote in an article published by The Lancet medical journal today.But a senior Australian bishop says there is nothing stopping nuns from taking the pill for medical reasons.



Why-'Chewbacca' wanted in Florida shooting



Police in Florida are on the hunt for Chewbacca after a witness reported seeing two men and one Wookiee involved in a shooting.
Two men have been arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the shooting on Nov. 30. But a man wearing a Chewbacca mask hasn't yet been identified, police said.
The witness told police the trio drove up to a West Palm Beach home and began firing, reports the Sun-Sentinel. She also claimed Chewbacca fired shots with a handgun from over the roof of the car in her


Who-Kim Kardashian of the GOP (video)



DES MOINES - An evangelical pastor in Iowa sent state voters on Thursday a music video slamming Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich for his three marriages and admitted marital infidelities.
Cary Gordon, an influential Sioux City pastor who has endorsed Rick Santorum in the 2012 presidential race, said he would send the satirical hip-hop video to registered Republicans and independents with a cell phone on record.
The video, by independent filmmaker Molotov Mitchell, calls Gingrich the “Kim Kardashian of the GOP,” a reference to the reality television star known for her appearance in a sex video and for her failed marriages.




Wow-Kiss Controller -- Turn French kissing into bowling (video)



Bowling video games probably reached their zenith with Nintendo's Wii Sports mini-game -- once you are able to play by performing an actual throwing-ball swinging motion, where else can you go? Well, artist Hye Yeon Nam found the next innovation: kiss bowling. One of the players wears a headset in front of his mouth and the other has to stick a little magnet to her tongue with some Fixodent. The one with the magnet then inserts her polarized tongue into the other person's mouth and uses it to maneuver the virtual bowling ball. At this point you have to try to keep your tongue as straight as possible in order to maintain the direction of the ball, while at the same time wiggling it as fast as you can to increase the ball's speed. This goes on for the most horrible 20 seconds of your life. It's like this was designed by someone who has only ever been kissed by overbearing psychopaths.
So, as impressive as this invention may seem, we're just not convinced that the tongue is the optimal choice for a controller, especially when you consider factors like bad breath, possible muscle cramps and the human need to breathe. Add that to the fact that the deep throating has to be carefully coordinated, and that you have to be wearing all that shit in your face and keep glancing at the screen to know how you're doing, and it's like someone really went out of their way to suck all the fun out of kissing and bowling both.(cracked)


Weird-Elderly Man gets 13 months for fake breast exams

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) -    An elderly South Florida man has been sentenced to 13 months in prison for posing as a doctor and offering free door-to-door breast exams.  As part of a deal with Broward County prosecutors, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reports that 81-year-old Phillip Winikoff pleaded no contest Friday to eight counts related to the fake exams. Once out of prison, Winikoff will serve three years of community control followed by 15 years of sex offender probation.


Authorities say Winikoff offered the exams at a Lauderdale Lakes apartment complex in April 2006. Authorities say he managed to assault two women before he was arrested. If tried and convicted, Winikoff could have been sentenced to more than 45 years for sexual battery and 10 years for practicing medicine without a license. (MBNC)











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