Nice-Jarred Dauth, Maya Manseur Caught Having Sex on Picnic Table at Courthouse (video)

 

Wow-Sex toys and urns among weird items place in recycling bins

Saving- Strapped County sacks Santa to save $660

Nice-Jarred Dauth, Maya Manseur Caught Having Sex on Picnic Table at Courthouse (video)

Surprise-Couple charged in stealing cop car for quickie

How-Deer goes buck wild in Quebec pharmacy

Bad-Florida man found dead, covered in bees

Why-Disgruntled customer urinated in bank tube

Strange-Two ghosts caught having sex in front room

Many people leave courthouses feeling screwed. These two young lovebirds did, too.

Police said two University of Florida students were caught having sex on a picnic table at the construction site of a federal courthouse in Jacksonville, Fla., according to WJXT-TV. Jarred Dauth, 21, and Maya Manseur, 23, managed to climb a 6-foot fence to get to the spot where they were seen naked having sex, according to a police report.Both suspects have been charged with indecent exposure and trespassing.

Barstool Sports notes that the alleged transgression took place on the weekend the Florida Gators football team took on their hated rivals, the Georgia Bulldogs.

In light of this fact, the blog argues the charges against the couple should be dropped."I thought this was one of those weekends where anything goes," one Barstool blogger writes.The allegedly voyeuristic Gators are just one of the couples cuffed for public copulation over the last several weeks. Last month, a Charleston, S.C. twosome was arrested after cops say they found them having sex inside a museum, according to KLTV. The Smoking Gun reported in October on a pair of straphangers who were arrested for having sex on a public bus in Montoursville, Pa. (WJXT-TV)

Strange-Two ghosts caught having sex in front room

The female ghost seems to have grabbed her male partner by the ghoulies and decided to give him a night he won't forget. That's according to Ms Carlisle, at least, who alleges she caught the ghosts 'in the act'.'It looked like... like ghosts having sex,' she told the Fox affiliate TV channel in Cleveland.

'You can see the lady's high-heeled shoes.'Ms Carlisle claims the phantoms have been having a scream of a time for a while but she was unable to document it until her four-year-old grand-daughter took this picture.The snap supposedly shows the outline of a shoulder and arm, which are above a white ghostly figure.

If true, these spooky shenanigans will be a landmark in the study of paranormal activity, with experts previously unaware that spirit sex was possible.

Investigator David Jones told the Huffington Post it was highly unlikely that ghosts were engaged in intercourse, but did admit he was curious about the house.

He said: 'This has never been reported before.'It would be interesting to know more about the house, however, I don't think that has anything to do with [the sex], but I do wonder how long it's been going on. (metro.co.uk)

Surprise-Couple charged in stealing cop car for quickie

A Florida man and woman were charged with grand theft auto late last week, but it's the vehicle and what they intended to use it for that's making headlines.

Jonesing for a quickie, Alexander Pratt and Clara Pearson jumped into a Honda Civic which was left unlocked while running, the Palm Beach Post reported.

They didn't realize that the car, which is owned by the Palm Beach County sheriff's department and is armed with video, audio and GPS surveillance, was being used by plainclothes deputies from the sheriff's auto theft task force at the time.The chance to experience the bliss they were chasing was cut short by police who spotted the car and stopped it.Pearson and Pratt were taken into custody and Pratt told officers he knew the car was stolen but didn't regret it because he wanted to "go to have intimate relations with Pearson," said the paper, quoting a probable cause affidavit. (QMI)

Wow-Sex toys and urns among weird items place in recycling bins

Blow up dolls, vibrators and an urn containing ashes are among items placed in recycling bins, a council revealed today.

Enfield Council in London said it "beggared belief" what some of its residents tried to recycle as it published a list of some of the most extreme cases.

These includes dead pets, oil paintings, a fish tank, sex toys, and a plastic Christmas tree which was placed in an organic waste bin.

Refuse collectors discovered an urn containing the ashes of a person or animal - so placed it back on the property's doorstep.

Councillor Chris Bond said: "It's no laughing matter because if recycling is contaminated it has to be sent to landfill and it costs us a fortune to dispose of it.

"If one incorrect item is placed in the recycling container and our staff don't spot it, the whole 10 tonne load of recycling could have to be sent to landfill, and that costs the council £1,000 each time it happens."Residents are working really hard to recycle more than ever before but I'd urge them to think long and hard about whether it's really suitable to put a blow up doll in their recycling." (mirror.co.uk)

Why-Disgruntled customer urinated in bank tube

PALM COAST, Fla.  — Authorities have identified and charged a 67-year-old man they say urinated in a bank tube after he couldn't get a money order. The suspect's name has not yet been released. Investigators said another customer unknowingly picked up the bank tube and was then covered in the liquid, which they believe was urine.

A man pulled into the drive-up teller at the RBC Bank in Palm Coast on Thursday, deputies said, and urinated in a tube when a policy upset him.

The customer behind him had no idea what he had done.

How-Deer goes buck wild in Quebec pharmacy

REPENTIGNY, QUE., - A deer broke into a pharmacy northeast of Montreal Saturday morning and terrorized employees for a few minutes, before being subdued by wildlife ministry officials. The animal jump-kicked a window to enter the store, then ran roughshod through the aisles knocking over products and startling employees.

Wildlife ministry agents arrived at the pharmacy and tranquilized the beast. The agents said the deer will be returned to the wild.  (QMI)

 

Bad-Florida man found dead, covered in bees

A teenage girl in Miami, Fla., discovered her father's body covered in bees Saturday evening.

Donald Mason, 49, was doing renovations in a home when he used a fog spray on a hive of bees inside a bedroom wall, the Miami Herald reported.

He then began patching a hole in the wall with tape. That's when the bees attacked. A police spokesman said Mason fell, which likely had more to do with his death than the bees. Paramedics were unable to get to the body until a bee control expert was brought in. It was estimated Mason was covered in 60,000 bees. (QMI)

Saving- Strapped County sacks Santa to save $660

NEW YORK — faced with the difficult task of balancing a budget in austere times, officials in New York's Suffolk County said on Friday they had no choice: they had to sack Santa Claus. The county executive said he could not justify carving out $660 from his $2.7 billion budget to pay David McKell, 83, a World War II veteran and former homicide detective, to don his Santa suit for the tenth year running and greet children on Long Island.

How do you justify that expenditure when a health center is losing money?" Steve Levy, the Suffolk County Executive, said in an interview.

He said that some 750 county employees were facing layoffs as a result of budget restraints, including what he described as a $20 million cut in state aid to the county's health system."Let either the private sector come forward with a donation, or, better yet, let's tap the volunteers in the community," he said.

Levy was quickly called a Grinch by his opponents. (MSNBC)