World’s First Sex School opens and a woman uses dating site for meals

Stupid-Give me all your money or my penguin will explode

Why-Kidnapper sues his hostages

Bad-Facebook used to scare men into using condoms (video)

Good-Farmers Dump Snakes in Tax Office

Idea-Cash-strapped woman uses dating site for meals

Wow-World's First Sex School Opens

Good-Farmers Dump Snakes in Tax Office

LUCKNOW, India — Two farmers fed up with alleged bribery demands emptied three bags filled with slithering snakes in a busy tax office in northern India, an official said Wednesday. The 40 or so snakes of different sizes and species – including at least four deadly cobras – sent clerks and villagers climbing atop tables and scurrying out the door to escape the office in Basti, about 186 miles (300 kilometers) southeast of Lucknow, said Uttar Pradesh state official Ramsukh Sharma.

"Snakes started climbing up the tables and chairs," he said. "There was total chaos. Hundreds of people gathered outside the room, some of them with sticks in their hands, shouting that the snakes should be killed."

Bad-Facebook used to scare men into using condoms (video)

A Brazilian condom company is scaring young men into using protection by sending them Facebook friend requests from their unborn baby boys.

"To show youngsters how important it is to use condoms, we decided to give them virtual sense. We chose some young men and created their sons' profiles," explains a YouTube video promoting the campaign.

The fake babies have the same names as the targeted men, but with "Jr." affixed to the end. The profile pics show a bouncing baby boy.

The friend invite is accompanied by the message: "Avoid unexpected surprises like this. Use Ollo condoms."

Why-Kidnapper sues his hostages

A kidnapper is suing his victims, claiming they reneged on a verbal contract in which they agreed to hide him in exchange for cash. And then the story gets weird.

Jesse Dimmick, a fugitive wanted on a murder charge, broke into the Topeka, Kansas, home of newlyweds Jared and Lindsay Rowley in September 2009.

The couple fed him Cheetos and Dr Pepper and watched the film Patch Adams with him to gain his trust, then fled the house after he fell asleep, reports the Topeka Capital-Journal. In the tussle that followed, Dimmick was accidentally shot by Officer Guy Gardner’s rifle. Dimmick launched a lawsuit against the city and the cop, according to the report. He is seeking $75,000 in damages — the same amount the Rowleys are suing him for.

He also filed a counterclaim against the Rowleys. Dimmick said the couple is legally bound to honour an oral agreement they made to hide him.

All three lawsuits are still pending.

Idea-Cash-strapped woman uses dating site for meals

A young New York City woman who was having trouble keeping up with skyrocketing rent says she was able to enjoy about $1,200 worth of fancy restaurant meals per month, thanks to a popular dating site.Through an elaborate schedule of dinner dates set up on Match.com, Minerva McGonagall, 23, told Business Insider she was able to eat out five nights a week and let five different men pick up the cheque.She went from spending $500 a month eating alone, to having free meals worth $60 each night.

"Before I barely had enough money to pay for food," said McGonagall. "After using Match.com I found I wasn't going into debt anymore."

After a while, she got tired of online dating and found a boyfriend.

"It was exhausting," she said. "I needed my sleep and I was done playing the game."(QMI)

 

Stupid-Give me all your money or my penguin will explode

Sometimes the best reporting comes straight, no chaser, directly from the cops. As the Yavapai County, Ariz., Sheriff's Office reports with a straight face:

On November 23, 2011, at approximately 6:15 PM, Yavapai County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to a reported robbery at the Chevron Station in the 2700 block of Highway 69, Dewey-Humboldt. The Chevron employee stated that a female entered the mini-mart with her right hand concealed under her sweater, claiming she had a bomb, and demanding cash from the register. ...

Just after 7:15 PM, deputies located (Andri) Jeffers at her home in the 2900 block of

North Kings Highway West

, Castle Canyon Mesa. Jeffers was confirmed as the suspect initially by the surveillance photo and also identified by the clerk. Jeffers admitted to her participation in the robbery. Deputies learned the item she held under her shirt was a toy penguin. She was arrested and booked at the Camp Verde Detention Center for one count of Attempted Robbery.

Wow-World's First Sex School Opens

The world's first international sex school has opened which claims to teach its students how to be better lovers.

But far from being a cheap thrill, one term at the "hands on" International Sex School in Vienna will cost pupils £1,400.

Swedish-born "headmistress" Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enrol at what she describes as "the world's first college of applied sexuality".

Students live in a mixed sex dormitory block where they're expected to practise their homework.

"Our core education is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover", the new school head added. "Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on."Raunchy adverts showing a couple making love have already been banned by Austrian TV.

"This is wrapped up in a very stylish way but it is just selling sex," one protestor commented.