Trouble-Kinky Sex Game Couple Spark Police Call

 

Worried shoppers picking up their groceries at their local Morrisons saw the naked woman tied to a tree - and dialled 999 thinking she was in trouble. Ten squad cars raced to the scene in Wokingham, Berkshire, but the pair ran away before officers arrived, after realising they had attracted an audience. A police spokesman said: 'Thames Valley Police received a call at 10.51am after a member of the public raised concerns over the welfare of a woman they had had seen in woodland begin Morrisons store in

Woosehill Court

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'Despite a search of the woodland and the surrounding area the two people could not be found. At this stage there is no evidence that a crime has been committed so there will be no further police action.'

Mistake-Government links to porn on Press release

The Newfoundland and Labrador government mistakenly sent out a press release Thursday that contains a link to a pornographic website.The URL at the bottom of press release about Inuit education was www.xxx.ca. It was supposed to be www.itk.ca, the National Strategy on Inuit Education. About 15 minutes after the computer screens of local news offices lit up with unexpected graphic sex, the aboriginal affairs department recalled the release and corrected the link.

LOL-Man flashes transit train riders

BARRIE, Ont. - Commuters taking the GO train here Thursday got an eye full of more than just the regular scenery of the morning commute. Police said a naked man on the property adjacent to the train tracks exposed himself to commuters several times.

Police quickly found the suspect and charged him.The unnamed man will be due in court this week.

Nice-Airport geese to be cooked for poor

NEW YORK - New York City plans to capture pesky geese that threaten planes departing area airports and send them to Pennsylvania to be cooked for meals for the poor, city officials said. The plan is aimed at avoiding incidents like the forced landing of a U.S. Airways plane in the Hudson River in January 2009 after a flock of errant geese were caught in the engine during takeoff from LaGuardia Airport.Mass culls to clear the geese from the area were authorized after the National Transportation Safety Board positively identified the remains of Canada geese in the engine of the aircraft. The city will pay for the capture and transport of the geese to facilities in Pennsylvania where they will be distributed to Pennsylvania food banks, a spokesman for the city’s Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) said.

Surprise-6-foot python found a top garbage truck

The driver of a garbage truck found a 6-foot Burmese python on its roof after he emptied a trash bin into the truck at a Cincinnati fast-food restaurant. Hamilton County sheriff's spokesman Steve Barnett says deputies who were summoned around 11 a.m. Thursday arrived to find the snake on the ground with its tail wrapped around a broom belonging to the driver. A deputy lifted the snake into a cardboard box using the broom.

Wow-Duct Tape Festival in Avon, Ohio, gets unlikely promoter: Miss America

Sweet, smiling Teresa Scanlan may be the only beauty pageant queen who doesn’t flinch when someone calls her stuck up. This weekend, she’s bound to prove it. That’s when the youngest Miss America in 90 years hopes to be crowned the first-ever Miss Duct Tape, the flesh-and-blood representative of the ultra-sticky superstar of every home improvement project and offbeat fashion statement. Care to take a wild guess as to the tiara’s likely construction material?