Wow-Pub Serves apple flavoured horse semen

The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of £12 - and apparently it's going down a treat with regulars.The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm and each shot contains about 300 million individual horse sperm cells.Green Man pub co-owner Steven Drummond is to blame for the grimace-inducing drink, which he explained is knocked back by both male and female customers.He advises his customers to shoot the sticky horse semen back in one gulp rather than attempt to sip the bizarre concoction.He came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge.

Good-Woman bites off attacker’s tongue

STAMFORD, Conn. — A woman fought off a sexual assault by biting off part of her attacker’s tongue, police said, and a suspect was hospitalized. The attempted attack happened in an alley off

Atlantic Avenue

near a Roman Catholic church in Stamford around 10 p.m. Thursday, the Stamford Advocate reported. The attacker grabbed the woman and forced his tongue into her mouth after she had left the church.

The woman fought back by biting the man, lopping off about an inch of his tongue.

“It was a substantial piece of his tongue," Sgt. Paul Guzda told the Advocate.

The man fled, but the police recovered a chunk of tongue at the scene.

Why-The world's grumpiest cat

In quite possibly the best cat picture we've ever seen, Mister Pip's bad mood is clear for all to see - and his basket, featuring a bold 'Do Not Disturb' sign over his head - sets off his expression perfectly.The Persian Burmese, who was snapped looking glum as glum can be by his owner Rose Oughten from Kings Lynn in Norfolk, is clearly having a pretty bad day.Has an army of mice stolen his scratching pole? One of the kids next door thieved his box of cat nip and left a taunting ransom note? Or is a life of eating, sleeping, and padding around aimlessly just getting too much for him?

Sex toy rowdiness to be targeted by Newquay police

Inflatable sex toys and T-shirts with obscene images have become such a problem in one resort that police have promised a crackdown. Officers plan to confiscate any offensive items after the town earned a reputation as the UK’s party capital.Residents are worried that the behaviour of drunken revellers is forcing families away from the town centre of Newquay in Cornwall. Dave Sleeman, of the residents’ association, said: “I saw a guy naked, hanging out of a window, waving a sex toy and shouting at women. It was 10am on a Saturday.”Insp Ian Drummond-Smith said: “People come to have a good time. The majority don’t want to see these things.“This will be the first time we have done this and we intend to store the items until the end of the summer.”