Monday, June 27, 2011

What-Woman Accused of Spraying Cops with Breast Milk




Police say a drunken Ohio woman sprayed officers with breast milk when they tried to arrest her.
Early Saturday, officers responded to a dispute between married couples at a wedding in Delaware, OH.
The husband alleges his wife, Stephanie Robinette, 30, struck him several times and locked herself in the car.
When officers tried to get her out of the car, she told them she was a "breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Sheriff Walter Davis said in a statement.
More police responded, removed Robinette from the car and placed her under arrest.

Experience-Poopy peeper explains why he's not a perv


A man accused of hiding out in porta-potties to watch women doing their business at a Colorado yoga festival told a local TV station the experience wasn't as bad as people think. "It seems terrible, but it didn't actually smell that bad or anything," Luke Chrisco told FOX31 Denver during an interview from jail. "There's bacteria in there, but to me it's just normal ... we all have bodily fluids," he told the station. "I still would have done it even if it smelled a little weird, because where there is muck, there is gold."
Police arrested the 30-year-old man after a woman at a Boulder yoga festival on June 17 noticed "movement in the tank" of a porta-potty, investigators said.


Low-Woman allegedly stole tombstone teddies


A Florida woman is accused of stealing flowers, stuffed animals and flags from a graveyard.
Investigators say a man spotted a woman taking items from tombstones in a Tampa, Fla., cemetery on Thursday and putting them in a nearby vehicle. Police said officers found the suspect hiding behind the mausoleum and she provided several fake names.
Fawn Loyd, 50, is charged with grand theft, removing items from a grave site, providing a fake name to police, and loitering.

Nice-Inventor rolls out 'handled' condom

Inspired by handled trash bags, a South Florida man invents a condom with handles - and has sold over 2 million so far. WTVJ's Adam Kuperstein reports.




LOL- Man took cab from home to rob bank, then rode to work

Image: Image from bank security camera.

MIAMI  — The FBI has arrested a man accused of putting on a suit and tie, robbing a South Florida bank and then leaving in a taxi.
Jeffrey Harrington, 27, of North Miami, is accused of robbing the Bank of America branch in Hallandale Beach on Tuesday morning. He was arrested Wednesday. According to the FBI, Harrington handed the teller a note demanding the teller fill envelopes with money and warning the teller not to set off the alarm because it would trigger an explosive device. The note also read: "Remember the money is insured. Don't be a hero."



Shock-Shark jumping over surfer becomes YouTube hit

One surfer was merrily minding his own business riding some waves at Florida’s New Smyrna Beach when he got the shock of his life as a 1.2 metre long shark leapt over his head.The scene was reminiscent of something from Jaws, but thankfully the shark didn’t make a meal of the innocent surfer.While thousands flocked to YouTube to marvel at the sight, some were dubious that the shark was actually a shark – and thought it was a seal instead.One user summed up the thoughts of many when they wrote: ‘Flying sharks... That's it we're f**ked!’

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