A couple on water slide caught having sex and Boyfriend tattooed Poo on Girlfriend

Why-Ex-Miss USA arrested

Bad-Ruining Christmas

How-Man accidentally put marijuana cigarette in son's lunch

Update--School set to take sex to a higher level (video)

Crazy-A couple on water slide caught having sex in CCTV footage

Boyfriend tattooed a steaming pile of poo on his cheating girlfriend's back

Update--School set to take sex to a higher level (video)

 

A school in Austria promising to "teach the art of giving and receiving sexual pleasure" opens its doors next January.

"Sexual positions, caressing techniques, and anatomical features -- these are the AISOS (Austrian International School of Sex) disciplines," says the school's website. "And we teach you hands on."

Anatomical features?  That's not the only question we have about this venture. How do students get graded? What are the qualifications of the instructors? What if you fail a test? Are there group activities? Oral presentations? The school's site fails to answer these.   In fact, it makes one ask more questions.  (QMI)

The school's site fails to answer these.

How-Man accidentally put marijuana cigarette in son's lunch

CLINTON, Conn. -- Police say a 33-year-old man sent along a little something extra in his 18-month-old son's lunch box this week: a marijuana cigarette.Clinton police arrested John Sulzbach of Killingworth after workers at the Clinton Child Care Center reported finding the pot in the child's food container on Thursday, NBCConnecticut.com reported. The child is 18 months old, police said. The cigarette was accidentally dropped in the food container while Sulzbach made the child's lunch the night before, police said. Police found less than one ounce of marijuana in Sulzbach’s basement after searching his home. He faces charges of risk to injury to a minor and drug possession.Sulzman was charged with possession of a controlled substance and risk of injury/impairing the morals of a child. He was released on a written promise to appear in court on Dec. 22.

(msnbc)

Why-Ex-Miss USA arrested

Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih has been arrested in Michigan.

The beauty queen, 26, is facing drunk driving charges.

Her lawyer has confirmed Saturday's arrest after his client took to Twitter.com to protest her innocence, writing, "Let's clear things up now... I'm NOT in Michigan and I'm NOT in jail! Wrong Fakih." The attorney, Doraid Elder, tells TMZ.com that Fakih is "very saddened and very apologetic for the situation that she's in right now." Fakih was the first Arab American ever to be crowned Miss USA (QMI)

Crazy-A couple on water slide caught having sex in CCTV footage

Staff at the attraction in Opoczno, Poland, must have thought the phrase 'get a room' never seemed more appropriate than for when the frisky couple stripped off and started their amorous




display.The women was filmed straddling her boyfriend and starting to make love before the pair shot down the bright blue tunnel, in what must have been a breach of the water park rules.

'They were at it for a good five minutes before anyone realised what was going on,' one lifeguard said.However, it wasn't all happy endings for the pair, as the unimpressed security guards ejected them from the park without even allowing them to retrieve their clothes - before insult to injury was added by the photos hitting the international press, of course.A spokesperson for the park summed up the incident by saying: 'This is a family pool and water park and we want everyone to have fun, but not that sort of fun.'That sort of behaviour certainly wouldn't have gone down well at Alton Towers, which even bans the wearing of Speedos at its Splash Landing resorts to 'maintain the family friendly atmosphere'.  (metro.co.uk)

How-Boyfriend tattooed a steaming pile of poo on his cheating girlfriend's back

Rossie Brovent, from Dayton, Ohio, was said to be seeking $100,000 (£60,000) in damages after Ryan Fitzjerald ‘tricked’ her into getting the body art.It was reported she was expecting a scene from the Narnia trilogy but her dream design backfired when Fitzjerald found out she’d been cheating on him with his best friend.

She was said to have claimed he tricked her by drinking 'a bottle of cheap wine' and downing tequila shots with her before she signed the consent form. 'Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back,' she was reported as saying.Ms Brovent apparently tried to have him charged with assault - but there were no police or court records of the incident and no one of that name could be tracked down in Dayton.It has now emerged that the picture of the tattoo appears to have been sourced from Polish social network site Nasza-klasa.Earlier this year, 41-year-old Jacqui Moore celebrated her divorce by allowing her new lover to give her a ‘full bodysuit’ tattoo.Only her left armpit, half her right leg and most of her face is uncovered – but she hopes to get that inked next spring. ‘I went to get a new tattoo to symbolise my freedom and the new chapter in my life,' she explained.'When I got to the parlour I met Curly and we fell in love and he has been tattooing me ever since.’

 (metro.co.uk)

Bad-Ruining Christmas

A Fox news anchor and a New York elementary school teacher both found themselves in hot water this week after declaring there is no such thing as Santa Claus. Anchor Robin Robinson let the secret slip during a report on mall Santas being coached to manage kids' gift expectations. "Stop trying to convince your kids that Santa is Santa," Robinson said to her co-host on The Talker. "That's why they have these high expectations. They know you can't afford it, so what do they do? Just ask some man in a red suit. There is no Santa." Those four words prompted a flood of angry calls and Facebook posts from viewers.

"I find it appalling. My son was watching, as we do almost every night," wrote a man named David.