A man arrested, accused of sex with neighbor's dog and No Trousers Tube Ride

Fayetteville, NC -- A Cumberland County man has been arrested after his neighbor says she saw him having sex with her dog.Authorities on Monday charged 33-year-old Ray Lynn Mitcham, Jr., of Linden, with a felony count of crime against nature involving a dog.A sheriff's spokeswoman says Mitcham's next door neighbor went to speak with him Jan. 2 when she opened the door to his mobile home and saw him attacking her dog

Woman tries to trade sex for gas money

SALISBURY - According to the sheriff's report, when deputies arrived, they pulled over a car that was driving on Lane Parkway near a truck stop.  Deputies were suspicious of the car since it was around 2:30 in the morning and there are no homes or open businesses on Lane Parkway at that time.

Deputies questioned the driver, William Boger, 31, about what he was doing.  After some questioning, Boger told them that he had dropped off his girlfriend, Christoper "Christy" Mae Riddle, 33, so that she could meet someone to exchange sexual favors for enough money to buy gas to get back to their home in Advance.

Boger told deputies that the couple had been in Charlotte looking for work, and that they had been robbed of their cash and credit cards and were running low on gas on the trip back home to Advance.

Whatmore-Trojan vibrators buzz into the mainstream

If you walk into CVS and head toward the back, past the assorted Band-Aids and the Icy Hot, across from the Gold Bond and the lice treatment, you'll get to the pregnancy tests and condoms. Next to that, nowadays, you'll find a titillating piece of the reproductive marketplace, a tool of satisfaction at your, uh, fingertips.

Vibrators.

They were once scored by ducking into a neon store with your hat low and your collar high. But vibrators have buzzed (hah) into the ho-hum world, appearing on drugstore shelves and in plucky TV commercials, peddled as stocking stuffers for that special someone.

One of condom-maker Trojan's latest vibrator models, the Tri-Phoria, comes with three interchangeable tips and sells for $40. It's more derivative than literal, like a smooth lavender rocket. The commercials air late, but also in prime time. They never use the term "vibrator," but rather "vibrating personal massager."

One takes place at a bridal shower.

"Who got me the Tri-Phoria?" says the bride. "That would be from me," says her friend, whose hair shoots straight back. "No, wait," chimes another. "That would be from me." She has the hair, too. "Well," says a final lightning-coiffured gal-pal. "It looks like she's going to have three!" They all cackle.

The tagline, of course, is "So good, it'll blow your hair back."

Sex toys are almost as old as sex. Academics have traced 8-inch, rod-shaped stone pleasure objects back 30,000 years. Hippocrates in the 4th century B.C. claimed a woman's uterus could dry out from lack of sex — a.k.a. "hysteria." The purported solution? Prodding from a stick thing.

Hamilton Beach patented the first take-home vibrator in 1902, before the electric iron or vacuum cleaner. It looked like a drill locked inside a black briefcase. Vibrators were accepted as health devices until they started appearing in pornography. Then, people got disturbed


 

Wow-woman lost in her own neighbourhood

THE police air wing was called in to rescue a woman lost in her own neighbourhood on Christmas eve.

In an unlikely twist of fate, the woman in her twenties decided to take a short cut to her Templestowe home after her friends dropped her off by car nearby.

A police spokeswoman said the young woman started walking at 7pm but contacted 000 for help at about 9.45pm after losing track of her whereabouts.

Members of the local police station as well as the police air wing sprung into action.

They located the woman safe and well an hour later north of

Reynolds Rd

in the adjoining suburb of Donvale.

''It appears as though she has been out with friends, they've dropped her off by car near her house, she has taken a short cut to get home and lost her way,'' the police spokeswoman said.

Cheeky commuters lose their pants for the No Trousers Tube Ride - video

 

Cheeky commuters left tube passengers stunned yesterday as they stripped off their trousers for an international practical joke.

Hundreds of semi-naked people flocked to the London Underground for the annual No Trousers Tube Ride

The stunt was part of the larger No Pants Day over seas, where subways and metro lines around the world were taken over by bare-legged crowds.

The event is organised by practical joke group Improv Everywhere and started as the No Pants Subway Ride in New York 11 years ago.

It has now spread to 60 cities in 27 countries including Washington, Mexico City, Toronto, Madrid and Tel Aviv.