Wow Try New Rum-Ron Jeremy Wants You to Open Up and Swallow His Rum

Rum, as all alcohol, is meant for adults. Next year, however, infamous adult star Ron Jeremy is launching his "adult" rum, making him another Johnny-come-lately--or Ronny-come-lately, if you'll indulge--on the celebrity booze scene. Ron de Jeremy, which will be available, next month for sale online, is”well-balanced" 7-year-old Panamanian rum. The "adult" vibe is evident at the very least in its wink-wink description: "The oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly the finish is elegant and long."While most celebs are known for their boozing of a different kind (see: Celebrity Rehab, Lindsay Lohan, and so on) famous names are now putting their monikers on bottles of liquor. The Huffington Post has a round-up of the new faces on the top shelf, including shock rocker Marilyn Manson's absinthe, Mansinthe, Willie Nelson's Old Whiskey River Bourbon, Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Tequila, and a whole lotta vodka, from Donald Trump to Flava Flav's flavors, and Dan Ackroyd's Crystal Head.

Do celebs make better liquors? Or should they just stick to shilling for swill?

Nice Trick -Free joints for food donations

SOQUEL, Calif., Dec. 30 (UPI) -- The owners of a California medical marijuana dispensary said they collected 11,000 pounds of food for charity by giving out free marijuana cigarettes.Nancy Black and Phil Hicks, owners of the Granny Purps dispensary in Soquel, said they offered the complimentary joints, with a maximum four per day, to patients who brought four or more cans in to be donated to the Second Harvest Food Bank holiday food drive, the Santa Cruz (Calif.) Sentinel reported Wednesday."We had experience with Second Harvest because my husband is a retired chiropractor, and we used to collect donations from his patients at his office," Black said. "We used to do some sort of incentive to encourage people to donate, and so we decided to do the same thing here to get momentum." Black said the dispensary handed out 2,000 of the complimentary joints and collected 11,000 pounds of food for the drive.

Watch- Electronic massage machine As a Killer

PARKLAND, Fla - A South Florida doctor has died after she was accidentally strangled by a electronic neck massage, according to authorities in Parkland.Kenneth Gegerson called 911 after finding his wife's body on the bedroom floor next to the neck massager on Christmas eve.37-year-old Michelle Ferrari-Gegerson was found dead at the scene by paramedics. It's believed her necklace got caught in the massager tightened around her neck.

Ferrari-Gegerson spent the evening wrapping gifts and getting ready for work while using the massager to relieve neck pain.according to Broward County authorities.

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How -Dog gets head stuck in wall

LOS ANGELES - California animal rescue officers were called in after an eight-month old German Shepherd dog mysteriously got his head stuck in a wall this week.

Stricken pooch Rebel was found whimpering with his head sticking out one side of the 18-inch thick wall in Desert Hot Springs, east of Los Angeles, while his body remained firmly on the other. "My initial reaction was, 'Wow, how’d he get in there?'" said Riverside County Animal Services Sergeant James Huffman. "And why is there a hole that big in the wall?" "It was a very odd situation .. It was uncertain if he was chasing another animal, or just curious," he added. After checking that Rebel could breathe comfortably, Huffman and fellow officer Hector Palafox took up position on either side of the block wall. "One officer worked the dog’s head from one side of the wall, while the other officer worked the dog’s body on the other side," said a statement by the Department of Animal Services in Riverside County. Palafox "pushed the dog’s ears back to ensure the dog would not suffer during the rescue attempt," it added, saying that it took 30 minutes and some "minor nudging" to free the trapped canine.

Wow-Snowstorm causes family to take $900 cab

A New York family's dream vacation to Disney World ended on a sour note, after a 13-hour, $900 cab ride home.Snowstorms in New York forced the family to rebook their flights from Florida to Buffalo, but after learning buses were not in service to take them home, the family took a taxi."We arrived at Delta around 12:30 but they told us they cancelled all the flights and the next available flight for us would be on Wednesday," Emilian Emeagwali told ABC News. "So I decided to book a flight with JetBlue to take us to Buffalo, and from there we took a cab."Taxi driver Eddy Emran said he would get them home if "they were willing to pay," the New York Times reported.

From Buffalo, the cab driver travelled 13 hours to bring Emaegwali and her five children back to Elmont, N.Y.

The cab fare would normally be $1,100 from Buffalo to New York, but the driver offered a reduced price.

Santa arrested in pub for 'possessing drugs'

The amateur Father Christmas had been called in by the owner of the Rockingham Arms for its annual Christmas gathering after its normal Santa was double booked

However, after shedding his disguise and returning to the bar, police officers and sniffer dogs arrived as part of a week of action on alcohol, arresting him on suspicion of being inebriated and having drugs, the Evening Telegraph reported.Jimmy Brown, landlord of the pub on

Studfall Avenue

in the town, told the newspaper pubgoers were unwilling to let the police arrest the festive figure.

'Unfortunately, Santa got a bit mouthy when the police came in. There were a couple of hundred people in the bar and they were all shouting "don't take our Santa!"' he said.

 

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Bride discovers husband is a woman… six months into marriage

Minati Khatua, from Orissa, allegedly found out the hidden truth after walking in on her spouse taking a bath.Her husband, known as Sitakant Routray, had originally said that he was not willing to consummate the pair's marriage as 'he' was observing a religious ritual.

Police have now launched an investigation into the marriage, with investigators believing that the groom could have gone through with the ceremony in order to receive the dowry which is presented on these occasions, with a car, gold ornaments and £350 in cash part among the gifts.'I thought he was devout and respectful of me. But when I walked into the bathroom there was no mistaking that my husband was 100 per cent a woman.

It is also being reported that Routray has now vanished with a car and a jeep, which were bought with loans taken from a bank account in Ms Khatua's name.

'I always try and unpack that he was a man, but failed many times. What was feared has been proved; she is a woman,' Ms Khatua added.

Nice Party policy-Brazilian Congress paid for party in sex hotel

SAO PAULO - The nominee to be Brazil’s next tourism minister used more than $1,000 in state funds to pay for a party at a hotel commonly used for sexual encounters, a newspaper reported Wednesday.Although the allegations involve a secondary figure in President-elect Dilma Rousseff’s incoming government, Brazilians have been sensitive to even the smallest charges of corruption since a pay-for-votes scandal in 2005 nearly brought down President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.The tourism ministry will also play an increased role in Rousseff’s government, which takes office on Jan. 1, due to the 2014 World Cup and 2016 Olympics to be held in Brazil.In a front-page story, Estado de S.Paulo newspaper said that incoming minister Pedro Novais, 80, held the party at the Hotel Pousada Caribe in June while he was still a lower-house deputy in the national Congress.Novais then billed Congress for the 2,156 reais ($1,268) charge, Estado reported.Hotels that charge per couple, by the hour — known simply as “motels” — are common in Brazil and used by people for sex. Estado published a picture of the pink-walled room that Novais rented, which included a circular bed, pool and sauna.

Estado quoted Novais saying that he used the money to house advisers and political allies in the hotel. However, he admitted that charging Congress was “improper” and described his actions as “an error that will be corrected.”

Bad Santa’s- Robs supermarket at gunpoint

BERLIN - Two men dressed in Santa Claus outfits held up a Berlin supermarket at gunpoint and made off with an undisclosed amount of loot, police said on Wednesday.

“They didn’t look like they were going to be passing out any presents when they came in,” police said in a statement about the robbery late on Monday evening.When a 38-year-old sales clerk asked them to take off their disguises, one of the Santas pulled out a pistol and demanded money from her and a 22-year-old colleague. They escaped with the money. Neither sales clerk was hurt.

Two Men charged with driving the same car drunk

Two men in Newfoundland were charged with drunk driving after one man stole the other's car.The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary said a man stopped at a bank in St. John's to get some cash, but while inside, his car was stolen. The car owner asked bank staff to call police to report the stolen car, then took a taxi home. A security officer at the bank told officers the man was "possibly impaired," a police release said.Not long after, a taxi driver called police to report a drunk driver. When officers arrived on scene, they discovered the driver was in the stolen car, police said.

The owner of the car was charged with impaired driving. The second man was charged with impaired driving, theft over $5,000 and breach of probation.

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Wow-Dog in Germany gives birth to 17 puppies

A dog in Germany has given birth to 17 puppies, leaving their owner thrilled but fatigued after having to feed them with a bottle for several weeks because their mother couldn't cope with the demand. Owner Ramona Wegemann said Monday she barely slept for more than a couple of minutes without interruption during about four weeks in an "exhausting" struggle to make sure all of the purebred Rhodesian Ridgeback puppies would survive.

She said when she was "finished feeding the last puppy, the first was hungry again."

  

Half Nice-Rider pulls knife on California cabbie, leaves tip

WEST SACRAMENTO — A California taxi passenger may have an anger problem, but he's no Grinch.

Police in Sacramento got a report that a man pulled a knife on a cab driver during a dispute over the weekend but still made sure to pay his fare — plus tip.The Sacramento Bee says the rider argued with the driver about his desired destination on Saturday then pulled out a folding-blade knife, prompting the driver to run away on foot.The passenger also fled — after leaving his cab fare and a tip.Police say the passenger has not been found.

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Costly Underwear Photo-Woman sues Google for showing her underwear

The woman, who has not been named, is reported to be after 600,000 yen (£4,588) from Google, after claiming she suffered psychological distress as a result of her washing line being featured on the Street View function.

According to Japan's Mainichi newspaper, the woman told a court hearing in the city of Fukuoka: ‘I was overwhelmed with anxiety that I might be the target of a sex crime. 'It caused me to lose my job and I had to change my residence. ‘I could understand if it was just a picture of the outside of the apartment, but showing a person's underwear hanging outside is absolutely wrong.’

The woman claims her obsessive-compulsive disorder became worse when she saw the photo while looking for her apartment on Google.The law suit claims she became concerned everything she was doing was being secretly recorded. She was later fired from her job at a local hospital and moved to a new apartment.

Bank orders female staff to wear loose skirts and flesh-coloured underwear

The Zurich-based bank is trying to improve its image and regain the faith of clients after it was bailed out during the recent financial crisis, posting the biggest loss in Swiss corporate history. The 52-page internal document advises staff in five pilot scheme branches on how to make a good impression with customers, bizarrely including underwear advice. Men’s underwear ‘should be of good quality and easily washable, but still remain undetectable,’ whatever that means. Women are advised to wear flesh-coloured underwear and stockings, and are warned against too-tight underwear and shoes. Women are also told that wearing make-up gives the impression of competence, and all staff are advised to avoid smelly foods and tobacco. A spokesman from the bank said: ‘They are meant as recommendations and not as hard and fast rules.’

‘It remains to be decided whether the guidelines will be extended to all 300 Swiss branches, depending on how they are received by staff in the five pilot branches.’

WOW-Woman set fire to boyfriend's crotch

Irate Berlinda Dixon-Newbold, 38, fancied a chat with boyfriend Sheldon Gonzales.

But Sheldon was not in the mood for a chinwag and instead decided that a nice kip was much more to his liking.

Dixon-Newbold took such exception to being ignored that she grabbed the nearest available lighter and set fire to his crotch. A startled Sheldon managed to put the fire out with his hands before the couple engaged in a heated argument. Sheldon told reporters in his home state of Florida: 'You tend to get upset when somebody tries to harm the family jewels.'The extent of his injuries is unclear. Dixon-Newbold is being held for aggravated assault.

Dumb thief-Running red light leads to marijuana bust

NEW YORK - Police stopped a driver for running a red light and discovered more than 500 pounds of marijuana inside his minivan, authorities said on Monday.Clement Hunter, 30, was awaiting arraignment on Monday following his arrest on drug charges, authorities said.Hunter ran a red traffic light in the city's Queens borough early on Sunday morning and tried to evade police for several blocks, police said.When he was pulled over, the 513 pounds of marijuana stuffed into large garbage bags was partly visible inside his minivan, police said.He faces 50 counts of felony possession of marijuana as well as charges of reckless endangerment and fleeing officers.The source of the marijuana and Hunter's destination were still under investigation, police said.

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Wow nice hiding place-Nurse finds surprise during rectal exam

A city man who was evaluated at Norwalk Hospital after stripping naked near the police station was arrested Tuesday, because a nurse taking his temperature found two crack rocks hidden in his rectum, police said.Jeffrey Moore, 32, of

23 Monroe St.

, was charged with possession of narcotics and illegal possession near a school. He was arraigned Wednesday and held on $10,000 bond. His next court date is Jan. 11.Moore took off his clothes in the middle of the road at the intersection of

South Main Street

and

Monroe Street

on Dec. 4, police said.Officers who responded to the scene noted that Moore "did not seem to understand what was going on," according to his affidavit.

After he was handcuffed, he began to put his feet on the side of a building "as if trying to walk up it," the affidavit states.Moore was taken to Norwalk Hospital for psychiatric evaluation. A nurse contacted Norwalk Police shortly after Moore's admission to the hospital, because she discovered two small plastic bags filled with a white, rock-like substance while taking his temperature with a rectal thermometer, police said. The substance tested positive for crack-cocaine, police said.

Another rule -Judge Rules That Yodeling Offends Muslims

An Austrian court has recently fined a citizen for yodeling while mowing his lawn, according to a report in The Kronen Zeitung newspaper.The citizen, 63-year-old Helmut G., was told by the court that his yodeling offended his next-door Muslim neighbors.

The citizen, 63-year-old Helmut G., was told by the court that his yodeling offended his next-door Muslim neighbors, who accused him of trying to mock and imitate the call of the Muezzin.In Muslim tradition, the Muezzin is the chosen person at a mosque who leads the call to prayer at Friday services and the five daily times for prayer from one of the mosque's minarets.

WOW -Man, 71, gets 21 years for wheelchair bank robbery

SAN DIEGO — A 71-year-old terminally ill man has been sentenced to 21 years in a California prison for rolling his wheelchair into a San Diego bank and holding it up with a replica BB gun.Judge Jeffrey Fraser said Friday that Peter Lawrence could theoretically get out of prison at age 90, when he would no longer be a threat to the public.

According to City News Service, Lawrence told the judge he robbed the Chase bank of more than $2,000 this summer because he felt hopeless after being diagnosed with a myriad of medical problems.Defense lawyer Kenneth Kaminiski says his client did not want to harm anyone. Kaminiski says Lawrence wanted to get caught so he would not have to live on the streets.Prosecutors said Lawrence was a danger because he could use a real weapon in the future.

Strong Man 'immune to pain' oblivious to sledgehammer in the face

The 48-year-old bobby on the beat in Hei Longjiang province, China, has studied deadly kung fu techniques for more than 20 years which has left him apparently invulnerable to pain and injury.In a display for colleagues he shrugged off bricks smashed on his skull with a sledgehammer, forced a steel spear into his throat and headbutted heavy stoneware pots to pieces as they flew the air.Mr Zang said: 'Anyone can do what I do as long as they find a good master and study hard.'I'm not a cruel man but I don't like criminals and I won't hesitate to use what skills I have on them if I have to.

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New Idea-Danish Politician calls for topless women to scare away immigrants

FOOTAGE of women sunbathing topless at Danish beaches should be included in tourism videos to scare away extremists, politician says. Peter Skaarup, foreign policy spokesman for the Danish People's Party, is calling on the government to consider the idea, the UK's Telegraph reported.He says that including the shots of sunbathing women in a video screened as part of an immigration test would emphasise the point that Demnark is an open, free society.“Topless bathing probably isn’t a common sight on Pakistani beaches, but in Denmark it is still considered quite normal," Mr Skaarup said."I honestly believe that by including a couple of bare breasts in the movie, extremists may have to think twice before deciding to come to Denmark."

However doubts have been raised about the idea, with Naser Khader, a member of the Danish parliament and founder of the Moderate Muslims movement, say it wouldn't work."A pair of naked breasts is no protection against extremism," Khader wrote on his Facebook page."It's quite the opposite, fundamentalists are so obsessed with sex that they will be pouring in over the borders."

Mr Skaarup said that a similar documentary in Holland showed bare breasts, and that Denmark should follow their example.

Stupid LOL-Man called 911 Operators looking for Pot

Victoria, B.C., police say a man called 911 Monday night asking the operator if he could buy some weed.The operator told police the man seemed extremely intoxicated and sounded confused. After a few minutes of rambling, the man hung up.Police responded to the home where the call originated just before 1:30 a.m. Tuesday. The man who answered the door was home alone and sober, but said he had some friends over earlier and they had just left.Officers checked the home, but did not find anything amiss."With everything in order the officers thanked the man for his co-operation and carried on mindful that there was an intoxicated but potential marijuana buyer still on the loose out there," police said.

Strange thieves-Love to take dip in victims pools

A gang of thieves are getting themselves in hot water – by relaxing in the jacuzzi when they are burgling people’s homes.They even left behind an unusual clue after one cheeky raid: two pairs of wet underpants.The gang bathed under the moonlight in an outdoor jacuzzi during their latest burglary when they swiped £3,500 worth of property from a home including a 42in TV.Victims Ashley and Cherie Deakin and their son, Nathaniel, 16, were asleep upstairs when the hot tub gang broke in.Cherie, 40, from Oswaldtwistle, Lancs, said: “We have been shocked at how cheeky it is. It’s bizarre.

“Maybe these people think it is the only way they can get their kicks. Some people go sky diving while others break into back gardens to use other people’s hot tubs.

“Luckily we had moved the Christmas presents and put them away in a safe place but we are really shaken up.”

It is thought to be the gang’s third burglary and Lancs police said an investigation was under way.

Strong women-71-year-old woman knocked a man who attacked her unconscious with her frying pan

HUTCHINSON, Kan. — Hutchinson police say a 71-year-old woman knocked a man who attacked her unconscious with her frying pan. Police Sgt. John Moore said 25-year-old Kevin Funderburk talked his way into the woman's home on Saturday, claiming he was homeless and had nowhere to go.Moore said that when he tried to attack the woman, she fought back and "beat him down with a frying pan.""When we arrived, he was unconscious and lying in his own vomit in the back of the house," Moore told The Hutchinson News. "He was in the hospital in Wichita over the weekend and they stapled his scalp."

More weird news Woman, 71, beats down attacker with frying pan Cops: Stolen booty under security firm owner's tree Police say man's car was bar on wheels Baby preacher is Web sensation On Facebook, headlines we can't run here, and more Funderburk was jailed on $55,200 bond on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property. He was wearing a neck brace when he made his first appearance Tuesday in court.The Hutchinson News reported that the woman was injured, but Moore did not release how serious her injuries were.

 

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Smart or Dumb Idea-Delivering mail in the Nude

Smart or Dumb Idea-Delivering mail in the Nude

WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. — A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his rounds who seemed "stressed out" when he decided to deliver mail in the buff. But upon further review, the worker told police that delivering mail while completely naked probably wasn't a good idea. A police report says the 52-year-old man told the 21-year-old woman he would deliver the mail in the nude to her office in Whitefish Bay to make her laugh.He said the woman then made a comment that he took as a dare, The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports.

However, the woman denies daring or encouraging him in any way, according to the Journal Sentinel. In fact, she told police she did not hear him say he planned to deliver the mail au naturel, though she also said she didn’t think he intended to harm her.In any case, the police report says that on Dec. 4 the carrier brought the mail wearing only a smile. He was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior five days later. The Journal Sentinel says the man admitted that it was a stupid thing to do.

Smart or Dumb driver -Bus driver resigns after running over snowman

A video posted on YouTube shows the bus veering toward the snowman outside the University of Illinois in Champaign-Urbana, USA.

A car carefully steers around the snowman moments before the bus ploughs through it.

As the snowman is flattened shouts of 'no' can be heard in the background.The video, entitled Insane Bus Driver Brutally Murders Snowman, has sparked debate over whether it's the driver who is to blame for the incident or the person who put it there.

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Sea lion enjoying a highway walk

Oregon motorists saw an unusual sight – a stranded sea lion -- on a busy coastal highway Saturday.

Troopers and firefighters responded to the wayward creature, that was “occasionally entering into traffic creating a hazardous condition for motorists and the sea lion” for nearly a kilometre on Highway 101, said Oregon State Police, in a release.

The animal was thought to have come ashore in a state park near Yachats. Fish and wildlife officers said the animal willingly followed directions of emergency responders as they helped guide it about half a kilometre with batons and plastic boards safely back to the Pacific Ocean. 

 

 Longest lunch in the world

Can you pass the salt? Chinese revellers indulge themselves in a long lunch. (CEN)

The banquet was part of the local tradition and customs of the Hani people and is supposed to bring good luck.

1,860 tables were used in order to seat some 10,000 diners.An organiser of the event said: ‘It is our tradition to celebrate the harvest by gathering together for a meal. The length of the meal determines our luck for the next harvest, like the length of a dragon in a dragon dance.’The lengthy lunch was not long enough to secure a world record however, with the biggest ever banquet stretching some 12,000ft.In other food and drink records, the world's largest glass of wine was unveiled recently, with the monster glass holding well over a hundred bottles of wine.the record for world's largest hangover was surely broken the following morning.

Dad castrates daughter's boyfriend with bread knife

After learning that his 17-year-old daughter was having a relationship with the older man, Helmut Seifert went to the town of Bielefeld to speak to the police. Having learnt that they were powerless to help him, the enraged father decided to take matters into his own hands. Police said: 'The man recruited two work colleagues at his factory and then went to the house of the victim.

‘The man was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was castrated. The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator.' Despite losing a lot of blood the man managed to call police and is now making a recovery - but the castration is irreversible.

Hungry bandit nabbed while snacking

MAN has been charged with armed robbery after holding up a northside Brisbane service station for food, twice in five minutes.

About 12.45am today, the 24-year-old man approached the console operator at the service station in

Toombul Road

at Northgate and allegedly threatened to set alight a flask of wine unless he was given food.

The attendant gave him three ham sandwiches and he left. A short time later he returned, complaining that ``ham would kill him'' and demanding more food.This time the attendant handed over three bags of chips. He went outside and was eating them on the lawn of the service station when police arrived and arrested him. The man was charged with two counts of armed robbery and is due to appear in Brisbane

Magistrates Court

today.

 

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Weired-Woman finds frozen dead mouse in bag of oven chips

Becky Cooke said she thought the rodent was a black chip at first, then 'couldn't stop screaming' when she realised the grim truth. The 30-year-old mum of two, who'd bought the chips from her local shop in Poplar, East London, went on to make a complaint to the Co-op.Though she received an apology and £50 in vouchers after sending the packet to the chain's head office, she has vowed not to shop there again

Smart Cat-dials 999, police roll out 'purrfect' pun in response

When they arrived at 64-year-old Howard Moss's house in the early hours and banged on the door, the officers encountered a confused resident who'd been fast asleep in bed.With Howard at a loss to explain how the 999 call had been traced to his house, attention soon turned to his unhooked phone... and the feline lying fast asleep with one of his paws across it. 'I’ve had him 12 years and he is very, very friendly,' he said of Ginger - one of three cats the retired university lecturer owns.

'He was oblivious to the commotion he’d caused,' Howard added. 'He just jumped down off the table.'

Another New Tax-Sex Tax' on prostitutes

If prostitutes do not buy the $8 (£5) ticket they will face a potential fine. The city of Dortmund is hoping that the new tax will bring in an extra £600,000 each year.

City spokesman Michael Meinders said: ‘Dortmund has financial problems like many cities in Germany. We considered several sex taxes but this was the most practical proposal.’ An alternative proposal was to impose a tax on anyone entering the city’s red-light district, but this plan did not receive as much political support.

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Nice try-Marijuana Christmas tree seized by police

Nice try-Marijuana Christmas tree seized by police

BERLIN - A two-metre (six-foot) marijuana plant decorated as a Christmas tree was confiscated from the home of "an old hippie", who is now facing a drug possession charge, German police said Wednesday.In a tongue-in-cheek press release titled "All you need is love or how a hippie celebrates Christmas," police in the western city of Koblenz said they discovered the giant plant in the living room of the suspect.

"The two-metre-tall marijuana plant had been put in a Christmas tree stand and decorated with a string of lights," the police said.

"When asked, the hashish fan told the perplexed officers that he had intended to add more decorations to the 'tree' and place the presents under it, according to tradition."Police seized the plant and another 150 grams (5.3 ounces) of marijuana found in the apartment.

German authorities on Tuesday said that a 21-year-old man in the southern city of Munich had been detained with a homemade Advent calendar with cannabis behind each little door instead of chocolate.The suspect was released but now faces charges of possessing drugs

Smart-Man survives in block of ice for 24 hours

Klaus 'Mr Freeze' Fox wore just shoes, trousers and a jumper while being caged in a two metre long and 70 centimetres wide space in the middle of a solid ice block in Spittal.The magician, whose previous record were eight hours, had a mobile phone with him inside the block of ice to alert his girlfriend Sabrina Pichler in case of an emergency.Hundreds turned up to watch Fox break his record.In another David Blaine-styled stunt two firefighters have agreed to be enclosed in a glass box suspended 30ft in the air in London to raise money for charity.

David Hunt and Jon Wordsworth will be contained in the box without food while wearing full fire kit.Unlike Blaine, who lasted 44 days in his box, they will be suspended for just 48 hours.The pair, who work in Potters Bar, Hertfordshire, hope to raise money for The Fire Fighters Charity and Cancer Research UK as part of a long-running fundraising campaign.

Paint Crash- Family covered in 25 litres of white paint after crashing car

The two adults and two children were driving through KwaZulu-Natal in South Africa with a giant 25litre tub of paint in the back when the smash happened, sending the emulsion everywhere. It is believed that the tub, which had been placed on the back seat, was catapulted forward during the crash, covering the inside of the car and its occupants.

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Dog Forces US Airways flight down

The plane, which had taken off from Newark, New Jersey, made its emergency landing in Pittsburgh when the passenger and flight attendant were attacked.Its 89-year-old owner, as yet unidentified, had let the pooch - a 12lb Manchester terrier called Mandy - out of its carrier when the flight took off.Mandy's tranquilisers had apparently worn off and her owner was nursing the agitated creature on her lap when she got loose and the biting kicked off. Todd Lehmacher, a US Airways spokesperson, explained that the plane's pilot decided to land in Pittsburgh to ensure passenger safety and so that the injured individuals could be treated. Mandy was locked back in her crate after her biting rampage and it is as yet unclear whether her owner will face any fines or penalties for letting the snappy canine out of her carrier.

Nice Proposal-Man uses his bus to propose to girlfriend

Phill changed the electronic board on his Wilts and Dorset bus to: ‘Sam, will you marry me?’ 

Sam was waiting at a bus stop outside of her work in Poole, Dorset, when Phill drove up and she saw the sign.

Phill got off the bus and presented Sam with an engagement ring before she said 'yes.’ Quirky marriage proposals are all the rage now it would seem. Last week, romantic Jason Jenkins of Stoke on Trent popped the question to long-time girlfriend Melissa Bowen by having her

Driver nabbed by same cop in two countries

Former London bobby Andy Flitton ticketed the man in Britain two years ago, shortly before migrating to New Zeala - then caught him again in September on a highway in the South Island, the New Zealand Herald reported.

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Constable Flitton, who now works for the New Zealand traffic police, said he had forgotten about the original booking until the man approached him while he was writing out the ticket."He asked if I had worked in London, I said 'yes'. He asked if I used to operate the laser gun on the A5 in North London, I said 'yes'," Constable Flitton told the newspaper."And he said 'I thought it was you, you gave me my last speeding ticket there two years ago'.""We must have some sort of connection," he said. "He only ever broke the law twice and both times I was the one to give him a ticket ... it just shows what a small world it really is."

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WOW Dog Love-Man Marries a Real dog

A YOUNG Toowoomba man yesterday tied the knot with his best friend - a five-year-old labrador named Honey. In perhaps a first for the Garden City, Laurel Bank Park hosted the wedding of Joseph Guiso and Honey, a labrador he adopted five years ago.Thirty of the couple's closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk."You're my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Mr Guiso's vows read.The couple decided on the location - and to tie the knot - after stumbling upon a wedding in Laurel Bank Park during an afternoon walk."I said that could be us," Mr Guiso said.

"She didn't say anything so I took that as a yes."Mr Guiso said as a "religious guy", he could no longer take the guilt of living with Honey out of wedlock.Start of sidebar. Skip to end of sidebar.End of sidebar. Return to start of sidebar. "It's not sexual," he assured the onlookers.

"It's just pure love."The couple is planning a short honeymoon to one of Toowoomba's parks.

World's tallest model Amazon Eve hits Coast

It is merely the footsteps of Amazon Eve - reportedly the tallest model in the world - making her way through town.At a whopping 2.03m (6'8"), Eve makes most men look like munchkins.She wears a ladies size 14 shoe which places her foot at around the 31cm mark. This lady has one firm grip on the earth.She in Nambour to visit Sole Haven Shoes who actually stock women's size 14 shoes in a variety of styles.

What A Kiss-Woman bites husband’s tongue in kiss

MILWAUKEE - A 57-year-old Wisconsin woman bit off half of her 79-year-old husband’s tongue during a kiss and has been arrested, authorities said Tuesday.The severed piece of tongue was recovered, and the man was taken to a hospital where doctors were trying to reattach it, Sheboygan, Wisconsin police said.The woman was singing Christmas carols and blowing a New Year’s horn when police detained her after the incident on Monday.The man said his wife had been acting strangely in recent days, the police in Sheboygan, north of Milwaukee, said.

Are You Ready For Avatar weddings

Enterprising events organisers in natural beauty spot Wu Lingyuan, southern China, are cashing in on the fact that James Cameron used their stunning mountain range as the inspiration for his fantasy planet's floating peaks.But the not-so-special effects provided by local tourist bosses to give couples an out of this world wedding day have infuriated newlyweds who paid up for the stunt.Bride Xiao Tsao, one of five couples recently married in a joint service, said: 'The Navi were a couple of forestry workers dressed up in long underwear dyed blue wearing some very unconvincing masks. It was really pathetic.'But a forestry authority spokesman explained: 'We are not professional special effects experts but we do our best. What we are really highlighting is the beauty of our landscape.'

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Angry Wife- kicks out husband and makes him live in dog kennel

His exasperated wife kicked him out of the family home in Dambovita County in Romania after becoming fed up with his drinking.He said: ‘I don't even get allowed inside to use the toilet.'

'I made the kennel a bit bigger and put padding on the walls to keep out the cold but it's below freezing every night - she is trying to kill me off.’  But his wife Maria, 43, who still in the house with her two children said: ‘Fixing up the kennel is the first work he's done in 10 years – his boozing has made our family’s life a misery until now and it's about time he woke up and experienced some of the consequences

Nice Place

to Visit-brothel turned into museum

TAIPEI - A one-time military brothel on a former flashpoint island is set to welcome guests of a different kind after Taiwanese tourist bosses re-opened it as a museum.The brothel, which has been given the euphemistic name "Special Tea House Museum" by the organizers, was originally established to entertain officers and soldiers stationed on Kinmen, a fortified island just off the Chinese coastKinmen National Park told AFP. The museum features photos and posters from the brothel's busy heyday, and displays examples of the tickets the soldiers had to buy before queuing up to wait their turn. At the height of the Cold War in Asia, about 100,000 Taiwanese soldiers were stationed on Kinmen, with 11 officially sanctioned brothels catering for their needs.

. "The purpose of the museum is to give visitors a rough idea about the background of the so-called 'Military Paradises' and what their function was," Hsu Ying-fan of the

Find your Web Address-100,000 Internet addresses tattooed on body

Over the next year, 29-year-old Montrealer Patrick Vaillancourt will have over 100,000 Internet addresses tattooed on his body. People who want their addresses included can go to www.back2thelight.com. (HO) Patrick Vaillancourt wanted to break a world record, but this one will stay with him forever. Over the next year, the 29-year-old from Montreal will have over 100,000 Internet addresses tattooed on his body. "I woke up one morning and just felt like taking up the challenge," Vaillancourt said. "I'm not an athlete and I can't run like a gazelle, but I do have the guts to get tattooed." Businesses are donating money to Vaillancourt to have their addresses included in the project, and all proceeds are being donated to CARE Canada, an international aid agency. "I want to break a Guinness World Record, but more importantly, I want to help others. And this is my way of doing so," he said. Twitter and Facebook page profiles are also eligible to

 Man moves into egg home to save money on rent

The compact mobile home made of bamboo, bags of grass seeds and wood chips aroused curiosity in China and around the world, but the cost-effective dream is over. The 24-year-old said last week he built the cabin to be near work, but it was ruled illegal and has now disappeared. He had told the press that he built the egg-shaped cabin because he could not afford his monthly rent, but witnesses saw Haifei and his colleagues moving the home onto a truck and driving it away on Friday. He apparently said the home had been taken away by his company – a construction design firm – because of its unique design. Now rumours are rife that Haifei’s egg home is just a publicity stunt by the company, although a senior member of the company says it depends on good designs to make sales, not promotion.

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Are you Ready for-Adult Chocolate Milk

Chocolate milk and vodka. Sounds like something a desperate teenager might mix up while mom and dad are on date night – but it's also a new liqueur, launched by two old high school friends.Company co-founder Tracy Reinhardt, a single mom from Orange County, Calif., updated her Facebook status to say that she was "enjoying some Adult Chocolate Milk." When friend (and now-business-partner) Nikki Halbur tasted the mixture, she said, "You need to bottle this stuff!" And a 40-proof product, aptly named "Adult Chocolate Milk," was born.So far, the product is available in California, Arizona and Minnesota, according to NBCBayArea.com. (And at a cool $23.99 per liter, a taste of nostalgia ain't cheap. ) The website also reports that Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch and Adult Limeade will join the spiked-beverage lineup

Wet floor ends nude teen's European tour

BERLIN - Caught in the buff, a drunken 19-year-old Australian man led German police on a chase through Munich’s main train station late Wednesday before slipping on a wet floor where he was later apprehended unhurt.The Sydney native wore only his shoes and held his underwear in his hand during the chase in freezing temperatures, a spokesman for the Bavarian state police said.The teenager quickly changed into his underwear once he fell and police later covered him in a blanket.During questioning the teenager told police that he was carrying out a bet with friends that he could travel through Europe naked. The Bavarian capital was the 11th city on his tour and the first in which he was caught out, according to police.

“I simply like to be naked,” the police spokesman quoted him as saying. The Australian teenager was fined 100 euros ($132).

Nice X-mas start-Drunk Santa caught on CCTV urinating and falling over repeatedly

The CCTV footage, which definitely shouldn't be shown to younger viewers, was shot at a car park in Berlin and has quickly become an internet sensation.Clad in the traditional red Father Christmas suit, the man is seen stumbling around a car park before urinating against a post.He then walks a bit further before tripping over his own feet and taking what looks like a rather painful fall onto a car boot.After straightening his hat he then continues on his journey, before relieving himself again in a doorway - much to the surprise of passersby stepping out of a nearby lift, who push him over and make a run for it.The Santa then tries - unsuccessfully - to pull up his trousers before disappearing into the lift, treating people to a view of his rear end.According to the German Herald, a garage owner told the local media the man was later seen boarding a bus.'The Santa left the building on foot after it was pointed out he should not be driving - and in any case he did not even seem to know if he had a car here,' he added.Over 300,000 internet users have now viewed the video on YouTube. 

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