Wednesday, November 30, 2011

World’s First Sex School opens and a woman uses dating site for meals

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Stupid-Give me all your money or my penguin will explode

Why-Kidnapper sues his hostages

Bad-Facebook used to scare men into using condoms (video)

Good-Farmers Dump Snakes in Tax Office

Idea-Cash-strapped woman uses dating site for meals

Wow-World's First Sex School Opens


Good-Farmers Dump Snakes in Tax Office



LUCKNOW, India — Two farmers fed up with alleged bribery demands emptied three bags filled with slithering snakes in a busy tax office in northern India, an official said Wednesday. The 40 or so snakes of different sizes and species – including at least four deadly cobras – sent clerks and villagers climbing atop tables and scurrying out the door to escape the office in Basti, about 186 miles (300 kilometers) southeast of Lucknow, said Uttar Pradesh state official Ramsukh Sharma.
"Snakes started climbing up the tables and chairs," he said. "There was total chaos. Hundreds of people gathered outside the room, some of them with sticks in their hands, shouting that the snakes should be killed."


Bad-Facebook used to scare men into using condoms (video)


A Brazilian condom company is scaring young men into using protection by sending them Facebook friend requests from their unborn baby boys.
"To show youngsters how important it is to use condoms, we decided to give them virtual sense. We chose some young men and created their sons' profiles," explains a YouTube video promoting the campaign.
The fake babies have the same names as the targeted men, but with "Jr." affixed to the end. The profile pics show a bouncing baby boy.
The friend invite is accompanied by the message: "Avoid unexpected surprises like this. Use Ollo condoms."


Why-Kidnapper sues his hostages


A kidnapper is suing his victims, claiming they reneged on a verbal contract in which they agreed to hide him in exchange for cash. And then the story gets weird.
Jesse Dimmick, a fugitive wanted on a murder charge, broke into the Topeka, Kansas, home of newlyweds Jared and Lindsay Rowley in September 2009.
The couple fed him Cheetos and Dr Pepper and watched the film Patch Adams with him to gain his trust, then fled the house after he fell asleep, reports the Topeka Capital-Journal. In the tussle that followed, Dimmick was accidentally shot by Officer Guy Gardner’s rifle. Dimmick launched a lawsuit against the city and the cop, according to the report. He is seeking $75,000 in damages — the same amount the Rowleys are suing him for.
He also filed a counterclaim against the Rowleys. Dimmick said the couple is legally bound to honour an oral agreement they made to hide him.
All three lawsuits are still pending.


Idea-Cash-strapped woman uses dating site for meals


A young New York City woman who was having trouble keeping up with skyrocketing rent says she was able to enjoy about $1,200 worth of fancy restaurant meals per month, thanks to a popular dating site.Through an elaborate schedule of dinner dates set up on Match.com, Minerva McGonagall, 23, told Business Insider she was able to eat out five nights a week and let five different men pick up the cheque.She went from spending $500 a month eating alone, to having free meals worth $60 each night.
"Before I barely had enough money to pay for food," said McGonagall. "After using Match.com I found I wasn't going into debt anymore."
After a while, she got tired of online dating and found a boyfriend.
"It was exhausting," she said. "I needed my sleep and I was done playing the game."(QMI)



 
Stupid-Give me all your money or my penguin will explode



Sometimes the best reporting comes straight, no chaser, directly from the cops. As the Yavapai County, Ariz., Sheriff's Office reports with a straight face:
On November 23, 2011, at approximately , Yavapai County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to a reported robbery at the Chevron Station in the 2700 block of Highway 69, Dewey-Humboldt. The Chevron employee stated that a female entered the mini-mart with her right hand concealed under her sweater, claiming she had a bomb, and demanding cash from the register. ...
Just after , deputies located (Andri) Jeffers at her home in the 2900 block of
North Kings Highway West
, Castle Canyon Mesa. Jeffers was confirmed as the suspect initially by the surveillance photo and also identified by the clerk. Jeffers admitted to her participation in the robbery. Deputies learned the item she held under her shirt was a toy penguin. She was arrested and booked at the Camp Verde Detention Center for one count of Attempted Robbery.


Wow-World's First Sex School Opens





The world's first international sex school has opened which claims to teach its students how to be better lovers.

But far from being a cheap thrill, one term at the "hands on" International Sex School in Vienna will cost pupils £1,400.
Swedish-born "headmistress" Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enrol at what she describes as "the world's first college of applied sexuality".

Students live in a mixed sex dormitory block where they're expected to practise their homework.
"Our core education is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover", the new school head added. "Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on."Raunchy adverts showing a couple making love have already been banned by Austrian TV.
"This is wrapped up in a very stylish way but it is just selling sex," one protestor commented.


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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Mom lies about lesbian sex and Teacher having a Bra and Panties Party

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Bad-Mom tells lesbian sex lies about daughter's rival

What-Kids pose with Santa, guns

How-Baby girl scalded during bath


Why-Teacher Probed Over Bra and Panties Party

  
Wow-Pee-powered video games? Urine control




Video- Pee-powered video games? Urine control

Very funny game….


What-Kids pose with Santa, guns


Ah, Christmas. The season of giving, of goodwill toward men ... and of gun-toting children.
The Scottsdale Gun Club, in Arizona, has come up with a holiday card that offers more bang for the buck, reports KOLD News 13. It's letting members and their families pose with Santa along with their choice of machine guns.

"I think it's going to be all in fun from those who support the second amendment and those who don't," club member Richard Jones told the channel. "Whether you're a gun advocate or not, you should have a lot of fun with it."
Families can also try out the AK-47s, M-16s and other assault weapons while they're there, in case they're looking for that perfect gift. (QMI).

Bad-Mom tells lesbian sex lies about daughter's rival


A New Zealand woman was sentenced to community service after she claimed her daughter's rival for a boarding school spot had a sexually transmitted disease.The 53-year-old woman, who isn't being named to protect her daughter, admitted to posing as a nurse when she called St. Hilda's Collegiate School and Columba College and said the young woman in question was in a lesbian relationship and had an STD, reports the Southland Times.She had applied to send her daughter to the schools and was hoping to oust the other girl as a candidate, said the report.A judge sentenced her to 300 hours of community work and fined her $500 as "reparation for emotional harm." He also ordered that she get counselling. (QMI)

How-Baby girl scalded during bath


A three-month-old girl was badly burned while being bathed by her mother Monday afternoon in what police are calling an accident.Police in Surrey, B.C., responded to a call around Monday p.m. with a report of a baby scalded by hot water.
The mother had been giving the infant a bath in the bathroom sink of the basement apartment where the family lives, Cpl. Drew Grainger said. "The baby flailed and the hot water tap was turned on," he said.
The baby received second-degree burns to her torso and the lower part of her body. She was airlifted to hospital.
Investigators don't believe there was any suspicious activity involved.
"It has all the earmarks of an accident," Grainger said.

Why-Teacher Probed Over Bra and Panties Party


NOVEMBER 29--Police are investigating an Oklahoma elementary school teacher who hosted a tree trimming party at her home attended by several third graders whom the educator videotaped wearing Christmas-themed bras and panties she provided to the girls. In the face of a Shawnee Police Department probe, Kimberly Crain, 48, submitted her resignation as a third grade teacher at McLoud Elementary School. The resignation of Crain, pictured at right, was announced yesterday by school administrators.
The investigation of Crain began earlier this month when a parent told police that her daughter had been invited--along with other girls--to Crain’s residence for a pizza party. The child told her parents that “they dressed up in bras and panties and decorated the tree and ate pizza. Under questioning by her parents, the girl revealed that Crain “took photos of her and her friends decorating the tree,” and that some of the girls “made up a cheer dance and did it in the bra and panties while Crain videotaped them.”


Christmas Panties
According to a search warrant affidavit, Crain told the girls that, “she had something for them to change into” at her home. The bras and panties--imprinted with phrases like “Ho! Ho!”--were on a bed, and “Crain had all of the girls into the bedroom, one by one, and change into the bras and panties.” Two girls did not want to change into the bras, so they just wore a t-shirt with the panties, according to the affidavit. But “Crain told them that they needed to go put the bras on,” police reported.
A detective secured the warrant to search Crain’s residence for computer equipment, cell phones, digital storage devices, and other material.The affidavit reveals that, after cops began investigating the pizza party, another third grade student reported troubling behavior by Crain. The child reported that “Crain has all the kids in her class Skype over the computer with an older man wearing glasses named ‘Uncle G.’” The man is not further identified in the affidavit.( thesmokinggun.com)

  
Nice-Cheeky monkeys pull down student's dress




The 22-year-old was feeding the animals at the Sacred Monkey Forest Ubud, in Bali when the macaques struck.
Assisted by his partner in crime, the long-tailed primate went all out to get to the hidden food and despite Chen's best efforts to keep covered-up, she came a little unstuck.
And Charmian's friend, who was holidaying with the young model on the tropical Indonesian island at the time, managed to catch the embarrassing ordeal on camera.
But unbeknown to Charmian, who had put the wardrobe malfunction behind her and continued on with her holiday, she had made headlines back in Taiwan. (metro.co.uk)


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Monday, November 28, 2011

Staring naked women makes you smarter and wife kills and cooks husband (video)

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Why-Teen tweets governor 'sucks,' sparks free speech debate

Stupid-Thieves steal booze but forget to fill up getaway car

Farmer couple marry in cow-themed wedding

How- A ring stuck on penis

Wow- Staring at naked women makes you smarter

Why-Pakistani wife kills and cooks husband (video)

Nice-Topless basketball league a booby prize for NBA fans



How- A ring stuck on penis

It took ten firemen 20 minutes to liberate the man's genitals (Pic: Thinkstock)


Two fire engines were called out to perform the cringeworthy procedure, after staff at Queen Elizabeth Hospital was unable to prise the ring from the penis of the unfortunate individual. urprisingly, this was not the first man to find himself in this sticky situation, with firemen forced to perform the delicate procedure on two further occasions between April 2010 and May 2011.It was just one of 417 incidents involving people being stuck in objects, machinery and furniture that London firefighters attended to during the year.Some of the other objects people managed to become entangled with included an ironing board and a DVD player - and 36 people needed freeing from handcuffs. One man in Kingston-upon-Thames turned to the emergency services for help after becoming irreversibly wedged in a child's toy car.
Britain's children are not missing out on the action either, with several bright young things getting toilet seats stuck on their heads. Dave Brown, the brigade's assistant commissioner for operations and mobilising, asked that the public take greater care before getting themselves into these 'often ridiculous' situations, ad to think twice about calling 999 in a non-emergency.These incidents are time-consuming, costly and take up the precious time of our crews who are then unavailable to attend other, potentially life-threatening, emergencies,' he said. (metro.co.uk)

Stupid-Thieves steal booze but forget to fill up getaway car

Devlin, 59, and Egan, 52, were caught on CCTV wheeling the alcohol out of Asda. But they came unstuck when their blue Citroen ran out of fuel and they were forced to push it to the store’s petrol station.They then paid to fill up before driving off – unaware the whole fiasco had been caught on camera.


Devlin and mother-of-four Egan, both from north Manchester, admitted theft at Manchester magistrates’ court.
The pair struck at the store in Oldham on June 6. One of the women distracted a security guard while the other pushed the trolley into the car park, the court was told.
(metro.co.uk)



Why-Teen tweets governor 'sucks,' sparks free speech debate

A Kansas teenager's refusal to apologize for tweeting her that state governor "sucks" has drawn widespread support.
Emma Sullivan, 18, was taking part in a Youth in Government program last week in Topeka, Kan., when she tweeted during Gov. Sam Brownback's address to students: "Just made mean comments at gov. brownback and told him he sucked, in person #heblowsalot."
"I tweeted it as a joke," the Shawnee Mission East student said. "My friends and I were joking about things we would actually say in person."
But that joke was lost on the governor's communications team, who called Sullivan's school to complain. That landed the outspoken teen in Principal Karl R. Krawitz's office. "He told me that I was an embarrassment to the school and to the district and that we would all have to do damage control to fix the situation," she said.
The principal told her to write a letter of apology due on Monday.
Sullivan initially agreed to the assignment, but after thinking it over during the long weekend, decided against it.
The apology would not be sincere and I don't want to give Brownback or my principal any more power to control what I say," she said (QMI)


Wow- Staring at naked women makes you smarter


Real or false….

It’s high time the SUNshine Girl went topless. I say this not for prurient reasons or to make the circulation manager hysterical or to curry favour with my naturalist friends.
No, this is a public service. A boon to mental health. Yours. I’m happy to report what I’ve always suspected is true. The SUNshine Girl makes you smarter. It’s now a scientific fact. And a topless SUNshine Girl would have you knocking on the door of the Mensa Society. You guffaw? I, too, might have scoffed, before reader Ian of Sparrow Lake alerted me to a story this week in Britain’s biggest newspaper The Sun, which runs topless models on Page 3.  
Looking at Page 3 Makes You Brainy, the headline proclaims. “Scientists (have) discovered that looking at pics of the likes of Lacey, Keeley and Rhian makes the brain react quicker,” the paper says. This raises several questions. Such as: “Don’t people name their girls Martha, Dinah or Lois anymore?” Sorry, no. Only in the Bible.
And: How can gazing upon underclad women possibly boost your brainpower? Doesn’t that usually make men stupid?


Leave it to the fun-loving Finns to figure it ot. Researchers at the University of Tampere and Aalto University showed volunteer men and women photos of models in varying stages of undress. Before all you women in sensible shoes cry “sexist pig!”, I hasten to add the models also were male and female.
The volunteers’ electrical brain activity was monitored. Results appear in the current edition of the science journal PLoS One.
They make me proud to work for this newspaper, to share space with such brain food as the SUNshine Girl.
Professor Jari Hietanen reports the less clothes the models wore, the quicker each volunteer’s grey matter kicked into action.
This may have roots in how our cave-man ancestor identified a potential mate. It was easier if they were naked.
“In less than 0.2 seconds, the brain processes pictures of nude bodies more efficiently than clothed bodies,” Professor Hietanen says.
“Responses were the strongest when the participants looked at (nudes), the second strongest to bodies in swimsuits, and the weakest to fully clothed bodies.”
Ergo, looking at our SUNshine Girl, who is usually bikini-clad, is healthy since it jump-starts the brain into processing other images faster, too.
Imagine how quick-witted you’d be if the SUNshine Girl was topless like the Page 3 Girls of our British namesake.
Editor Wallace fell down giggling when I suggested it to him just now. When he saw I was serious, he blanched and urged me to read Germaine Greer’s The Female Eunuch or watch Thelma and Louise. But topless SUNshine is not entirely a new idea around here.
In the ‘70s, at a precarious point in the Toronto Sun’s early life, founders Doug Creighton, Don Hunt and Peter Worthington decided the SUNshine Girl would go topless as a last resort. “We figured we wouldn’t go down without a fight,” Peter tells me.
Instead, the Sun caught fire and the notion was dropped. The SUNshine Girl evolved from fully clothed girl-next-door to scantily clad girl-next-door.
When I was editor-in-chief, she did get tantalizingly close to topless. One memorable time, a pair of suspenders was the only difference. The corporate brass were unhappy with me. But I recall our readers seemed especially smart that day. On the other hand, in a jaw-dropping display of dementia, I later toned down the Girl and moved her to inside the back cover, claiming I wanted Page 3 for news. What a dope. Time to make amends.
Time for the SUNshine Girl to doff her  top. It’s the least we can do in the name of mental health and readers’ IQ.
Boy, talk about a brain teaser. ((QMI)

Why-Pakistani wife kills and cooks husband (video)


Pakistani woman is being held on suspicion of killing her husband, cutting him up and trying to cook the pieces, Karachi police said Friday.
Zainab Bibi, 32, was arrested in connection with the murder Tuesday of her husband Ahmad Abbas, police said.
Her 22-year-old nephew, Zaheer Ahmed, is accused of helping Bibi stab Abbas to death and carves his body into small pieces. Police said she wanted to cook her husband's body parts so she could dispose of them without being caught.Neighbors raised the alert when they detected a foul odor in the neighborhood, police said.
Pakistan's domestic satellite channel ARY News spoke to Bibi in the police station where she is being held in the southern city of Karachi.
In an interview broadcast late Thursday, she claimed to have killed her husband because he wanted a physical relationship with their daughter -- and said she did not regret her actions."I killed my husband before he dared to touch my daughter," she told ARY News.Journalist Nasir Habib contributed to this (CNN)



New-Farmer couple marry in cow-themed wedding




After meeting at a young farmers’ event, the couple wanted to tie the knot in a way that celebrated their country lives – and, after two-and-a-half years together, they certainly did it in style. Dressed in a pair of white wellies, the bride arrived at the church, in her home town of Llandefalle, Powys, aboard a 2.8-tonne tractor. After the service, it transported the happy couple to a  muddy field at Hayley’s parents’ farm where they had a wedding portrait taken with a herd of cattle.
The pair, from Eardisland, Herefordshire, had a British Blue-themed wedding cake on their big day in August.And at the reception, guets, who were directed to tables named after  different cows, enjoyed a four-course dinner of, you guessed it, roast beef.The couple honeymooned in the US state of Texas – the beef farming capital of the world – and spent three weeks touring farming enterprises.Hayley, 31, said: ‘We didn’t want to be all prim and proper – we just wanted to be us and what we do every day.
(metro.co.uk)



Nice-Topless basketball league a booby prize for NBA fans

Rick's Cabaret topless basketball

FIRST there was lingerie football, a popular sport in the US we hear with women sporting both bruises and blush in equal measure. Now there's the prospect of topless basketball.


With the sport in crisis in the US and fans deprived of matches thanks to the NBA lockout, a group of nightclub owners appear to have have taken things into their own hands.


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This morning it was revealed they want to form a basketball league of topless dancers to attract attention to the sport while the NBA saga drags on after nearly five months of crisis.Rick's Cabaret group's league, consisting of dancers from their 23 clubs, has reportedly said a former NBA star will be announced next week as coach of the New York team, which will unveil its uniforms - we're suspecting some of the most minute ever seen on a court -next week as well.
The team is evidently to to play dancers from a Minneapolis club and another from Miami with a full schedule of these game to apparently to be announced in January.
"People will be amazed when we tell them who our coach is, because he was one of the great players in the NBA,"  Gianna, no last name, a player for the New York team has reportedly said."The girls are really excited. We're practically busting out of our tops. We plan to give him a really warm welcome on Tuesday."

 
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Friday, November 25, 2011

Videos-Bikini-clad women swim with Shark and A Man breaks into McDonald's and cooks

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What-Now ambulance is stolen

Lol-Man breaks into McDonald's, cooks a snack (video)

Lucky- Low quality pot keeps man out of jail

Discrimination -Scorpios, Virgos not welcome at company

Bogus-Absent fraudster, wife gets prison

Nail Saloon Fight (must see video)

How-Wild turkey crashes into restaurant on Thanksgiving

Wow-Watch Bikini-clad women to swim with sharks (video)







How-Wild turkey crashes into restaurant on Thanksgiving

 

PENN HILLS, Pa. -- A wild turkey apparently flew into an Eat'n Park restaurant on -- of all days -- Thanksgiving.The 15-pound turkey was found among a pile of shattered glass on the carpet near some booth tables around Nobody was inside the restaurant on

Frankstown Road
, which was closed for the holiday (MSNBC)Penn Hills police Officer Bernard Sestili responded when the building's alarm went off. He said the turkey flew into the window and was not thrown."Probably was roosted in one of the trees in this wooded area back here, got up this morning and went for his morning flight and flew into the window," Sestili said. "Fighting back, on Thanksgiving -- how ironic."

Funny-Nail Saloon Fight (must see video)



Snellville, GA - It all happened at the the Regal Nails Salon located in the Centerville Highway Walmart.  When this out of control brawl started, a nail salon customer grabbed her cellphone and started shooting video.
She couldn't believe what she was seeing."And from there it was off the chain.  Bowls was flying.  Glass was flying. Hair was flying. "
Four people, possibly mothers and daughters, tussled together on the floor ripping out each others' hair.
If you listen closely to someone on the video, you can hear them saying that a girl got hit in the face. 17-year old Ashley Corbett, was just an innocent bystander. (Msnbc)



What-Now ambulance is stolen


EDMONTON - It wasn't the typical kind of vehicle a thief chooses to steal.But around Wednesday, an ambulance was reported stolen from near an Edmonton hospital, and now a 55-year-old man is facing several charges.A helicopter was called in to help track the stolen ambulance's GPS system.The driver tried to elude police but after a brief chase he stopped in an industrial area.
Police also determined the ambulance was involved in a hit and run at some point while it was stolen. (QMI)

Lucky- Low quality pot keeps man out of jail



A Swedish man escaped jail time on a marijuana possession charge when it was determined his pot was of low quality.The 35-year-old got off with just probation and a $75 fine after he admitted he'd grown the stuff but convinced the court its potency had been sapped because he'd stored it in his attic, reports The Local.He did have enough cannabis plants in his possession to warrant time behind bars, according to the report. But he argued they contained a low level of THC -- the active ingredient in pot.The court was convinced and never bothered to test the plants. (QMI)


Discrimination -Scorpios, Virgos not welcome at company


The sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply. And Scorpios and Virgos aren't wanted either, according to the job posting of a Chinese employer, reports the Chutian Metropolis Daily newspaper in Wuhan. The unusual job ad was posted at a university in Wuhan for an unidentified English-language training firm. "We don't want Scorpios or Virgos, and Capricorns," the job posting says, according to the newspaper.
A woman at the company said she's found Scorpios and Virgos to be feisty and critical.
"I hired people with those two star signs before, and they either liked quarrelling with colleagues or they could not do the job for long," the woman, identified only by her last name, Xia, said. On the other hand, the posting also specifies Capricorns, Pisces and Libras will be "prioritized." The ad, which has ignited controversy in China, does not specify why job seekers with those zodiac signs are wanted.
It's not the first time an employer has come under fire for zodiac sign discrimination

Wow-Watch Bikini-clad women to swim with sharks (video)




CBS News) Swimming with sharks may be a nightmare for some, but it's a plan for a team of five swimmers in Durban, South Africa. And what's more? They plan to do their 24-hour swim with sharks in the ocean without the protection of a cage, starting tonight.hey're doing it in the name of science.On "The Early Show" from Durban, the swimmers' adviser, marine biologist and shark expert Ryan Johnson, said the "Nat Geo Wild" team intends to work toward dispelling myths about sharks.
When asked about the endeavor's danger, Johnson said safety measures are in place, such as a shark cage, medics on a boat and a helicopter on standby.


Lol-Man breaks into McDonald's, cooks a snack (video)


A 21-year-old college student has been arrested for allegedly breaking into a McDonald's restaurant where he cooked himself a burger and fries. Msnbc.com's Al Stirrett reports.





Bogus-Absent fraudster, wife gets prison



OTTAWA — A husband and wife fraud team got seven and four-year prison terms Friday for bilking the federal public servant health plan of over $620,000. Emmanuel Feuerwerker, 60, and Lise Pouliot, 69, filed bogus physiotherapy claims over a three-year period beginning in 2002.
"The claims were lies," said Judge Denis Power. "They were fraudulent. The fraud was blatant."
They were convicted in April, but when sentencing submissions took place in July, Feuerwerker had vanished, leaving Pouliot alone with a note he had slipped under the door. The note, however, was addressed to the judge. Power was nevertheless willing to sentence Feuerwerker in absentia.  He got seven years, which he will serve if Mounties can get their man. Investigators have "a couple of new leads," Crown prosecutor Suzanne Schriek told the court, but the corpulent con remains at large. Pouliot, abandoned by her common-law partner of 35 years, looked haggard and grim as she received her four-year sentence.








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