Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Enjoy-USB-Powered Vibrator with 8GB Storage

Fun and Work

The Duet is a tiny, thumb-sized vibrator. That alone probably wouldn’t be worth writing about, but this vibrator is also USB-powered, and can be bought with up to 16GB storage. The toy plugs into any free USB port to charge, and when full can give a terrifying four hours of pleasure. It has four different patterns of vibration, five power levels, and runs almost silently. This discretion extends to the design, which doesn’t really look like a sex toy at all. In fact, the feature list is pretty good even before we get to the vibrating part. The silicone and metal body is completely waterproof. You can drop it into water up to three meters (10 feet) deep, and of course you can use the thing in the bath. But the oddest part is the flash memory option. I can see the sense of putting a few gigs of storage into something that will be plugged into a USB port anyway, but what on earth would you keep on there? Porn is the obvious answer, but what’s the point if you can’t look at it and use the vibrator at the same time? The Duet is currently seeking funding in CKIE, a Kickstarter-like site. You’ll need to pitch $75 to get the base model (it’ll be $140 when it goes on sale), $125 for the 8GB stick ($190 retail) and $250 ($350 retail) for the 16GB “Luxe” model which comes with a shiny gold-plated coat.

What-Wife of New Zealand love rat goes on rampage at wrong building

A WOMAN went on a $NZ42,000 ($35,000) rampage after discovering her husband was having an affair - but later discovered she had targeted the wrong property, a court in New Zealand was told. The woman, who was granted name suppression by a judge in the Nelson District Court, admitted one charge of intentionally causing $NZ42,823 worth of damage at an apartment complex in the South Island city in June, The Nelson Mail reported.Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that the wife, 25, became enraged after reading text messages from her husband's mistress and demanded he drive her to the other woman's home.
At their destination, the clearly unhappy wife smashed her car through the closed gates of the complex and into an apartment's garage while her husband fled the scene.Stringer said the woman's husband later told her that the other woman did not live in the apartment she had hit. The woman will be sentenced for her crime of passion next month, and police are seeking full reparation for the damage.

Real-Self-Described Vampire, Accused Of Biting Woman, Telling Cops 'He Needed To Feed'


A self-described vampire broke into a woman's home and bit her, according to law enforcement officials in Texas.Police in Galveston arrested 19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley early on Saturday on charges of burglary with intent to commit assault, The Galveston County Daily News reports.Bensley -- clad only in boxer shorts -- forced his way into the victim's apartment, entered her bedroom and began to make growling and hissing sounds, investigators told The Houston Chronicle.
The suspect allegedly attacked the woman in bed, biting and hitting her.Police believe Bensley then tried to force the victim to leave the apartment, but the woman was able to break free and seek protection in a car driven by neighbors. The suspect allegedly struck the car's windows as it drove away, The Daily News notes.After receiving a call at around , officers arrived at the victim's apartment. While searching the crime scene, they heard yells and growls coming from the parking lot, where they say they spotted Bensley.

Why-Beer cooler lands driver in court


SYDNEY - An Australian man had his driving license suspended for 10 months and was fined after he was caught driving a scooter made of a motorized beer cooler capable of carrying several dozen drinks — after knocking back a few. The unconventional scooter featured a cooler box mounted on a wheeled frame and powered by a 50 cc engine, complete with a steering handlebar. The cooler doubled as a driver’s seat and was able to hold up to 48 bottles of beer. Chris Petrie, 23 and from the state of Queensland, bought the vehicle over the internet for $A600 ($630). While assembling it at a friend’s house the two sampled a few beers before Petrie decided to drive it home, according to a local television station. “By the time we built it, it was quite late so we thought we’d go for a bit of a test run,” he told Network Ten.

LOL-Crook in hiding gave himself away by falling asleep and snoring

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A SLEEP-deprived burglar who hid from police gave himself away when he began snoring.
Police discovered Big Ed's restaurant on Route 130 in South Brunswick, New Jersey, had been broken into when they investigated a suspicious vehicle parked behind the building, MSNBC reported.Officers saw an open door that led to the basement of the business, and when they began to search, three suspects took off running, police said.An officer standing guard outside the restaurant captured one of the fleeing suspects, Christian Cortes, of Pemberton, and police apprehended a second suspect, Richard Wilson, 39, of Ewing, near the Travelers Inn Motel about an hour later.But the third suspect remained at large.About two hours after the suspects were arrested, a number of officers returned to the site of the attempted robbery and began canvassing the building.While conducting the search, police heard a loud noise coming from atop a large refrigeration unit in the basement. There police found a suspect, Israel Cortes, asleep and snoring loudly.


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