Why-Angry woman dumps used condoms on store counter

A Kangaroo store had to be shut down briefly overnight after a woman dumped used condoms on the checkout counter.According to the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office, the incident happened inside the store at

5200 NE Waldo Road

, where a woman was working as a clerk. Deputies said a 23-year-old woman entered the store and began cussing at the clerk and asking her highly personal questions. Based on witness statements and a surveillance video, deputies said the woman apparently was angry because she was involved in a sexual relationship with a man who also had been in a relationship with the clerk.When the clerk declined to answer the questions, the woman opened a bag of used condoms and dumped them onto the counter, sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. Todd Kelly said.“Next she pulled her shorts down and lifted her shirt, which fully exposed her to the clerk — and the camera,” Kelly said. The woman left the store but returned shortly after and threw a condom that hit the clerk, deputies said.The Sheriff’s Office filed a sworn complaint against the woman, accusing her of battery and indecent exposure. A sworn complaint means the case has been forwarded to the State Attorney’s Office before an arrest is made.

Kelly said the store had to stop making sales for a short time so that the contaminated counter could be thoroughly cleaned.

(gainesville.com)

Surprise-Students were given naughty novelty bracelets with pictures of naked women

How this happen…?

TALLAHASSEE, Fla — School administrators hoping to reward students for their A+ fund-raising efforts at a Florida elementary school unwittingly gave them X-rated gifts, officials said. School officials at Jay Elementary School in the Panhandle on Wednesday were trying to collect more than 100 bracelets distributed to students involved in a fund-raising drive after pictures of naked women were found hidden beneath the bracelets' cloth coverings.Known as slap bracelets, the accessories were handed out to about 160 students. One curious child removed the cloth cover to expose the springy, recycled metal measure tape used to give the bracelet its grip.Along with inches and centimeter marks, the tape included pictures of partially clothed and nude women, Santa Rosa County School District spokesman Bill Emerson said."It was one of those calls you get from parents where you say, "Really?" Emerson said. "Then it turns out to be true."

The school district alerted the Nashville-based company that had purchased the bracelets from a Chinese manufacturer, and the company has stopped shipments of the naughty novelties, Emerson said.

Why-Senior tells 911 she'd kill cops

TIMMINS, Ont. - A 65-year-old woman in this northern Ontario city has been jailed for telling a 911 dispatcher she would kill any police officer who showed up to her house.Lois Markovic, 65, was sentenced to 15 days in jail after pleading guilty in court Tuesday to uttering death threats and breach of probation.At the time of the offence, Markovich was on probation after being previously convicted of making harassing phone calls.Markovich dialed 911 on Aug. 25 after experiencing chest pains during an evening of drinking, court heard.She told the dispatcher she only wanted an ambulance, she didn’t want the police.

Wood said the dispatcher was told if the police came, Markovic would kill them.

The police did arrive to her home, however, and Markovic was arrested.(QMI)

Bad-Radio host handcuffed after hoax

 Be careful with prank…

ST. CATHARINES, Ont. — It was meant as a playful radio prank.But local morning show hosts Jason Barr and Chris Biggs found out Wednesday morning not everyone shares their sense of humour — including the Niagara Regional Police Service.

"We weren't aware we were doing anything wrong," Barr said.Barr and contestants vying for a chance to win a Ford F150 pickup truck donned ski masks and took to the streets of St. Catharines to lure people into the vehicle.

Contestants were only allowed to say, "Excuse me, get in the truck" to the people they approached, Barr said.

The goal was to get as many people as possible to sit in the truck for 97 seconds.Just over two hours into the bit, the truck, which was covered in radio station decals, was pulled over by police.Barr and his posse were handcuffed as police investigated what they were up to.Const. Sal Basilone said police received a few reports about masked people in a truck making "ill advised" attempts to get people into the vehicle."They were probably scaring people," he said. "I don't think it's funny and the police service doesn't think it's funny."He said the matter was discussed with the people in the truck and they agreed to stop what they were doing. No charges were laid. (QMI)

How-U.S. woman nets $200K phone bill

To much phone calling..

Celina Aarons is used to receiving a monthly phone bill of about $175.

Imagine her surprise when her latest bill was 43 pages long and said she owed $201,005.44.Aarons, who lives in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale, Fla., area, has two brothers who are mute and deaf and who use their phones to text each other.

She told WSVN-TV in Miami that while Shamir, one of her brothers, was vacationing in Canada for two weeks, he forgot to turn his data roaming off, texted over 2,000 times and used the phone to download videos.Since he is on Aarons' phone plan, the bill became her responsibility. "Well, it's never going to get paid (because) I can't pay that," the told WSVN. "That's like paying (for) a nice house right now based on what houses are going for."The station contacted her phone company, T-mobile, which lowered Aaron's phone bill from $201,000 to $2,500 and gave her six months to pay. (QMI)