Waiter pours cold beer over Chancellor Merkel and Man dies after drinking petrol then lighting up

 

Bad-Man sues restaurant, alleges earwig in food

Idea-Phony gas leak reported to bust suspected cheater

How- Man accused of using fake Jack Nicholson ID

 

Real-X-Ray shows thermometer in woman's lung (video)

DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver

Woman suffering from bizarre disorder eats 4,000 washing-up sponges and 100 bars of soap

How-Man Drinks Gasoline from Jar, Dies After Lighting Cigarette

Waiter pours cold beer over Chancellor Merkel (video)

Bad-Man sues restaurant, alleges earwig in food

A man from suburban Quebec City is suing a restaurant for $6,000 after he says he nearly crunched down on an earwig that was crawling in his salad.

Alexandre Roy-Langlois said he was about to eat his salad at the chain restaurant St-Hubert Rotisserie in November when he realized he was sharing his meal with the small parasitic pest.

He filed a lawsuit for "moral damages," claiming he became "sick to the stomach" at the sight of the earwig. Roy-Langlois also claims that he has been unable to eat salads in restaurants since the alleged encounter. "I'm very careful about what I eat," reads his lawsuit, filed Tuesday at the Quebec City courthouse. 

 

Idea-Phony gas leak reported to bust suspected cheater

A Pennsylvania man faces charges after he reported a phony gas leak at his girlfriend's apartment, apparently in an effort to reveal the other man he believed she was hiding inside, police say.

The 36-year-old Dawson, Pa., man was charged Sunday with false alarms to a public safety agency and false identification to police, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported.

Officers responded to the gas leak call Saturday afternoon. According to the newspaper, police said a woman in the apartment told officers she didn't report a leak but that her boyfriend had recently stopped by her residence and attempted to get inside. When she wouldn't let him in, he tried to enter by force and told her would call the gas company, police told the paper.

At the adjoining residence, police asked a man if there was a gas leak. The man first gave a false identity before admitting there was no gas leak, police told the Tribune-Review. Police said he told officers he called in the false gas leak because he believed his girlfriend had another man in the apartment. 

How- Man accused of using fake Jack Nicholson ID

Brazilian police say a suspected fraudster is accused of using a fake ID with a photo of Jack Nicholson. Ricardo Sergio Freire de Barros, 41, more than 30 years younger than the Oscar-winning actor, was arrested Tuesday in the city of Recife after police tracked him for three months as part of a fraud investigation, CNN reports. Police Chief Erivaldo Guerra said the suspect allegedly used fake IDs to open and default on high-limit bank accounts and credit cards.

The fake ID has a straight-faced picture of the 74-year-old American actor with the name Joao Pedro dos Santos, police said. Nicholson, 74, is a two-time Academy Award winner for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and As Good as It Gets. Barros is charged with the use of false documents and falsification of a public document.

 

Real-X-Ray shows thermometer in woman's lung (video)

An X-Ray reveals a thermometer still lodged in a woman's lung in China after she swallowed it 44 years ago.

How-DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver

A driver with a "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was jailed after investigators say he rear-ended another driver and had more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. What could be called the case of the soused driver with the sex toy in his hindquarters happened about 11:20 a.m. Feb. 24 as Martin County Sheriff's investigators went to a two-vehicle crash at U.S. 1 and

Seabranch Boulevard

in Hobe Sound.

A deputy determined Kevin Brann, 41, had rear-ended another vehicle. Officials also determined Brann smelled strongly of alcohol. Brann's speech was slurred and mumbled, his eyes bloodshot and glassy. A deputy gave Brann, who'd urinated in his pants, field sobriety exercises before arresting him on a DUI with property damage charge. Brann "soiled himself" en route to the slammer."The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car," an affidavit states.The length, girth and color of the "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was not listed in the affidavit. Also not specified was the make and model of the plug and an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom.At the jail, investigators measured Brann's blood alcohol content at 0.409 and 0.412 -- more than five times the legal limit of 0.08.

Brann, of the 6800 block of  Southeast Bunker Hill Drive
in Hobe Sound, was arrested on a DUI with property damage charge.

How-Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Dies After Lighting Cigarette

North Carolina man died after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline then smoked a cigarette, police said. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning set himself on fire. Banning was transported to UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill, where he died early Tuesday morning. City spokeswoman Diane Miller said investigators believe Banning was at a friend's apartment when he apparently mistook a jar of gasoline sitting by the kitchen sink for a beverage. After taking a gulp, he spit the gas out and got some on his clothes. Sometime later, investigators say Banning went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flame. Havelock police and the city fire marshal are continuing their investigation.

 LOL-Woman suffering from bizarre disorder eats 4,000 washing-up sponges and 100 bars of soap

Dental nurse Kerry Trebilcock has eaten 4,000 washing-up sponges and more than 100 bars of soap due to a rare disorder. The 21-year-old loves nothing more than covering them in hot sauce, Ketchup or mustard for added flavour and also dips them in tea or hot chocolate like biscuits.

Her disorder - known as pica - is so bad that she gets hungry while taking a shower, doing the washing-up or just walking down the cleaning aisle in supermarkets. The disorder causes victims to crave objects that are not food and other sufferers eat metal, coal, sand, chalk — or even lightbulbs and furniture. Kerry, of Mylor, Cornwall, believes she got the bizarre disorder after being infected with hookworm while on holiday to Morocco in 2008.

Her favourite bar of soap is organic lemon and lime and Kerry said: "I have been very particular about the type of sponges and soaps I'd eat and how I'd prepare them."If I went out for the day I'd carry a small plastic bag of cut-up pieces of sponge with some tomato and BBQ sauce in Tupperware. I was never without a 'snack'."Speaking about the first time she ate a sponge Kerry said: "After one dinner where I ate a double helping of lasagne and a tub of ice cream, I still felt hungry."To distract myself, I decided to wash the dishes. I took out a new sponge from a packet and had an overwhelming desire to eat it.

Wow-Waiter pours cold beer over Chancellor Merkel (video)

YOUNG German waiter endured the ultimate professional nightmare when he accidentally poured a tray full of beer over Chancellor Angela Merkel.

Video of the incident, which circulated widely on German news websites overnight, showed the unfortunate 21 year old, identified only by his first name Martin, serving Europe's most powerful woman at a Christian Democratic Union meeting in Demmin, northeast Germany, last week.

But disaster struck when the waiter went to place a tall glass of beer on Merkel's table. He lost his balance, let the tray slip, and sent four glasses of beer down the back of the chancellor's neck and black coat.

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Woman Dresses Her Boobs in Costume Enjoys Fame and Teacher Screened "Jackass" Movie

Surprise-Family returns from vacation to find car in bedroom

What -Teacher Screened "Jackass" Movie in High School

Why-Sex addict busted in prostitution sting wanted to get disease

Who-Woman accused of sexually assaulting cops

Who-Woman Dresses Her Boobs in Costume Enjoys 15 Minutes of Internet Fame

Surprise-Family returns from vacation to find car in bedroom (video)

Who-Woman accused of sexually assaulting cops

Unlucky-Lap dance with pants down leads to arrest

Zombie Gran: 95-year-old Chinese woman terrifies neighbours by climbing out of her coffin six days

Why-Sex addict busted in prostitution sting wanted to get disease

A 32-year-old Florida man busted for soliciting sex in exchange for money told detectives he was a sex addict who wanted to contract a disease. The married father was among 19 suspects rounded up by the Polk County Sheriff's office in a two-day investigation. Police say the man solicited an undercover female detective for sex and asked not to use a condom. He told detectives he solicited prostitutes three to four times a week for unprotected sex. Police didn't say if the man explained why he wanted a sexual infection. In the two-day sting, male and female detectives posted and answered sex ads on backpages.com, a free classified website.

Surprise-Family returns from vacation to find car in bedroom (video)

MERIDEN, Conn. -- A Connecticut family has a big mess to clean up after a car crashed into their bedroom while they were away. The Scalzos were caught off-guard on Sunday night when they drove up to their home on

Round Hill Road

in Meriden, Conn., after a weekend away in Pennsylvania.“I saw all the flashing lights and the fire engines… At first we thought it was a fire or something,” said Nick Scalzo.

What -Teacher Screened "Jackass" Movie in High School

A South Carolina high school teacher has been placed on leave for showing students portions of “Jackass: Number Two” during a Latin class earlier this month. After the mother of a female student contacted a school administrator, Mount Pleasant Police Department cops investigated the February 14 incident at Wanda High School as a “suspicious activity,” according to a police report. The woman explained that her daughter was uncomfortable when teacher Christopher Poston, 36, projected a portion of the R-rated movie on a Smart Board in the classroom. One objectionable scene cited by police involved “Jackass” cast member Chris Pontius “putting 'puppet on his junk'” and allowing a snake to bite the puppet.[Click here for a movie still of Pontius, his mouse puppet, and the snake.]Poston, pictured above, acknowledged watching the “Jackass” film on his laptop while students were working in the class. The educator told cops that when students asked what he was watching, he told them and “placed the video on the smart board.” However, Poston told investigators, when he “saw how inappropriate it was becoming he quickly turned it off.” He also confirmed that he displayed a PowerPoint presentation of photos from the People of Wal-Mart web site. Poston contended the images showed shoppers “in various forms,” adding that he used the photos to “express what society expects of people and how people break norms.” Most fans of the web site, of course,  just visit for the pictures of the obese and hideously dressed. In a written statement, Poston, the father of four girls, noted that “his actions were inexcusable.” Poston, Wando High School alumni who graduated from The Citadel, has not been charged in connection with the incident. Cops report that there is “Nothing Further at this time.”

Who-Woman accused of sexually assaulting cops

SALT LAKE CITY -- A West Jordan woman accused of inappropriately touching and head-butting police officers during a drunken driving arrest has been charged with assault, sexual battery and driving under the influence. The Salt Lake Tribune and Deseret News report 44-year-old Christy Wilson was charged Friday in 3rd District Court.After driving off a roadway and onto a church lawn, she's accused of kicking and threatening to kill officers, head-butting one of them and rubbing her head on the crotch of another. Police say she allegedly had a blood alcohol level of .25, more than three times the legal limit.

Who-Woman Dresses Her Boobs in Costume Enjoys 15 Minutes of Internet Fame

Heidi Leigh, and her "Buppets" are quickly taking off. Oh you know, Puppets, the literal coming together of the word "boob" and "muppet," personified in a tit dressed up as a human.

What started as just a silly lady thing Buppets-creator Heidi did with her silly lady friends, has quickly turned into an increasingly popular weird Internet thing. According to Heidi, her blog Tit Thinks It's People has received 50,000 views in a mere 3 weeks. Though it's easy to understand why Heidi's band of Buppet babies have been relegated to the realm of the NSFW, she makes it clear that it is meant to be nonsexual (despite the unsurprising fact that it has been featured on at least one fetish site, that she knows of).

Once she realized that other people were into manipulating their nipple hairs to look like a beard, she invited males and females alike to send her their own Buppet creations. She explains:

Usually when someone submits to me they send a name with it (I find creating the right boob pun is half the fun). Otherwise I assign a name I see fit. I think my favourite buppet is Señor Boobito, as he was the first. The most popular, Heidi says, tends to be Cosmetics Add a Certain Flare. "I tend to think it is one of the few posts that has a shot of both breasts together."

Unlucky-Lap dance with pants down leads to arrest

HOPKINSVILLE, Ky. -- Police in western Kentucky arrested a woman after officers say she performed a lap dance for a man with her pants down. Hopkinsville police say 23-year-old Kayla D. Austin appeared "very intoxicated" while she danced for a man at about 1 a.m. CST Thursday at the UR Bar with her buttocks exposed. Officers say another man was signing the woman's backside, the Kentucky New Era reported.Austin was arrested and charged with performing nearly nude activities, second-degree disorderly conduct and first-degree alcohol intoxication. She was released from Christian County Jail later that day. Attempts to locate Austin Friday morning were not immediately successful. Police cited the bar's manager, 35-year-old April S. Dugger for permitting a nearly nude act

Zombie Gran: 95-year-old Chinese woman terrifies neighbours by climbing out of her coffin six days

A 95-year-old Chinese woman terrified her village by climbing out of her coffin after being ‘dead’ for six days. Li Xiufeng was found motionless and not breathing in bed by her neighbour more than a fortnight after tripping and suffering a head injury at her home in China's Guangxi Province When he failed to wake her up, Chen Qingwang assumed the frail grandmother had passed away in her sleep, at her home in the village of Liulou, in Beiliu..Recounting his daily visit to bring the elderly lady breakfast, Mr Qingwang, 60, said: “"She didn't get up, so I came up to wake her up.” No matter how hard I pushed her and called her name, she had no reactions.

“I felt something was wrong, so I tried her breath, and she has gone, but her body is still not cold."Because Mrs Xiufeng lived alone, Mr Qingwang and his son made preparations for her funeral, which included keeping the coffin in the house for several days for friends and relatives to pay their last respects.The ‘dead’ woman was laid in her coffin on February 19, two days after she was discovered.

LOL-Awkward news assistant Kristin struggles to hide during live feed (video)

The clip has been viewed over 1.5million times online after a viewer uploaded Kristin's unmissable 30-second ordeal onto the video-sharing site. As cameras flicked back to the studio at the University of Florida news station, the black-haired girl froze in fear after realising she was being filmed live on TV.  Instead of acting naturally and finishing her simple photocopying task, the unlucky student attempted to position herself behind the news readers head as she contemplated what to do next. 

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