Top 5 Weird, Funny & sexy News stories of Jan 23, 2013 in reverses order.......
Top 5-Japan's finance minister to elderly: 'Hurry up and die' –Nice message
Japan's finance minister said the elderly should "hurry up and die" to save the government medical costs. Taro Aso, 72, made the controversial comments Monday at a National Council on Social Security Reforms meeting in a country where the population is living longer and fertility rates are low amid a deflated economy. "Heaven forbid if
you are forced to live on when you want to die. You cannot sleep well when you think it's all being paid for by the government. "This won't be solved unless you let them hurry up and die," Aso said, according to reports.
Aso also reportedly referred to patients not capable of eating on their own as "tube persons." He later apologized and told reporters he was referring to his own personal wishes. "I said what I personally believe, not what the end-of-life medical care system should be," he told reporters, according to AFP. "It is important that you can spend the final days of your life peacefully."
Top 4-Student accused of hacking the portal it offered him a job –Nice payback
MONTREAL - If you can't beat 'em, hire 'em. The firm that runs a community college website was so impressed with a student accused of hacking the portal it offered him a job. Skytech Communications, which manages the Dawson College website, made the offer to Ahmed Al-Khabaz after his expulsion came to light this week. The 20-year-old was kicked out of Quebec's largest community college in November after exposing a flaw in a student database run by Skytech. Dawson admits Al-Khabaz exposed the security gap but says it expelled him after he ignored orders to stop accessing the system, which includes online student accounts.
Top 3-Guard charged after accidentally shooting off own penis
Tobago was charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition after he accidentally shot off his own penis. Police in the Caribbean island nation said they were called at around 8 a.m. Sunday by a resident of Rio Claro who heard a gunshot coming from a parked car, the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian newspaper reported. When they arrived at the scene, police found a 33-year-old man slumped behind the car's steering wheel, bleeding from his groin. Police said officers found a .38-calibre gun with four rounds of ammunition in the man's front right pocket, the Guardian reported. The man was taken to hospital and placed under police guard. Police said he didn't have a licence for the weapon, the Guardian reported.
Top 2- Woman Smuggling Cocaine & Heroin In her private part-What a new trick
JANUARY 22--Meet Samantha Kurdilla. The 22-year-old was walking back into the United States last week from Tijuana, Mexico when a drug detection dog “alerted to a narcotic odor” emanating from her “groin area.”
Kurdilla was walking arm-in-arm with James Perry, who announced, “I’m not with her” when the canine signaled interest in his female companion. Detained at a “pedestrian crossing facility” by Customs and Border Protection agents, Kurdilla was asked if she was “bringing anything from Mexico.”In response, the Pennsylvania resident “gave two negative declarations,” according to a January 18 probable cause statement. Claiming that she was returning to a Best Western hotel in San Diego, Kurdilla (seen above) told investigators that she had been partying with Perry, 44, in Tijuana, where they had been smoking marijuana.
Despite Kurdilla’s denials, federal agents later determined that she had a condom filled with 100 grams of cocaine “within her vaginal cavity.” After being read her rights, Kurdilla admitted to drug smuggling “in exchange for compensation,” adding that the cocaine--worth several thousand dollars--belonged to Perry.When he was questioned, Perry reportedly confessed to the smuggling attempt, saying that he directed Kurdilla to hide the narcotics in her vagina so that he could resell the cocaine in the U.S..In addition to the confessions, federal agents retrieved some particularly damning evidence during a search of Kurdilla’s cell phone. Text messages sent to an unknown individual left little doubt as to what Kurdilla was doing south of the border.“I’m smuggling cocaine and heroin in my coochie,” Kurdilla wrote.A felony complaint filed against Kurdilla and Perry only references cocaine, so it is unclear whether Kurdilla’s statement about heroin in her coochie was incorrect (or perhaps she was referring to a separate smuggling attempt).Kurdilla and Perry are scheduled for separate court appearances Thursday in U.S. District Court in San Diego. According to her Facebook page, Kurdilla previously worked at the Meadows Racetrack and Casino in Washington, Pennsylvania, about 25 miles south of Pittsburgh.
Top 1-Nurse accused of sex act with corpse-Nice examination
LOS ANGELES - A nurse was arrested for committing a sex act with a corpse at a hospital, police said Tuesday. Alejandro Lazo, 61, was arrested at Sherman Oaks Hospital on Sunday for investigation of a state Health and Safety Code violation, a felony. Lazo, who lives in suburban Reseda, was released after posting $20,000 bail, and he must appear in court on Feb. 11. There is no attorney of record and no telephone listing for Lazo. Someone at the San Fernando Valley hospital reported seeing Lazo engaged in a sex act with the body, Officer Bruce Borihanh said Investigators haven't disclosed whether the body was that of a man or a woman, Borihanh said.
A voicemail message left with Van Nuys Division detectives wasn't immediately returned.The hospital wouldn't provide any details about the incident or the nurse."We're deferring all comment to the LAPD," said hospital spokesman Ed Barrera.Anyone who commits an act of sexual penetration on, or has sexual contact with, human remains without lawful authority is guilty of a felony, according to the California Health and Safety Code."Sexual contact means any willful touching by a person of an intimate part of a dead human body for the purpose of sexual arousal, gratification, or abuse," the code states.
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