Why-Man Admits Injecting Semen into the yogurt of two female coworkers

1.      Why-Man Admits Injecting Semen into the yogurt of two female coworkers

2.      What-NM woman put ad on Craigslist to buy pot

3.      Why-Prisoners get divorced and remarried for multiple conjugal visits

4.      Why-Pensioners of Portsmouth are simply not interested in sex

5.      Lost-Family calls 911 from cornfield maze

6.      Lucky-Lottery Error pays off: Woman gets $25 million

7.      Why-Tomato ketchup banned in primary schools in France

8.      Cheater-British marathon runner admits to catching

9.      Wow-Bionic bride’ now has real heart (Video)

What a taste….

OCTOBER 12--A 60-year-old Pennsylvania man yesterday was charged with injecting his semen into “multiple food containers” during a 10-month period ending earlier this year, according to court records.

Into Yogurt. Joseph Bartorillo, who has agreed to cop to a federal charge of tampering with consumer products, struck a plea agreement that calls for him to be sentenced to two years in prison.

Bartorillo has admitted that he injected his semen into the yogurt of two female coworkers at a Procter & Gamble plant in Wyoming County. He did this, one investigator told TSG, on 13 occasions.

Felony criminal information filed in U.S. District Court alleges that Bartorillo “did knowingly and intentionally taint multiple food containers by injecting his semen into the containers on multiple occasions,” but the document does not detail his motive for doing this.

Federal investigators have declined to provide further details about Bartorillo’s crime. In announcing Bartorillo’s charge, a prosecutor said that all of the tainted food containers were recovered and presented "no danger to the public."Bartorillo’s Facebook page reports that he has worked at Procter & Gamble, the consumer products giant, but does not specify his job responsibilities.

The Bartorillo case is the second time in a week that a federal defendant has been in court facing charges of adulterating yogurt with his semen. On October 6, Anthony Garcia pleaded guilty to tainting a yogurt sample he gave to a female shopper at a New Mexico supermarket where he worked as a clerk. (thesmokinggun)

Why-Prisoners get divorced and remarried for multiple conjugal visits

Enjoy 48-hour honeymoon visits for newlyweds…

Inmates of Vaslui Penitentiary are entitled to an intimate visit of 48 hours immediately after their wedding ceremony and can invite up to ten guests to an hour-long celebration.The prison has built its own party area for inmates and their guests to enjoy sweets and juice. The 'just married' couple can then see each other once a month for a year; spending two hours each time doing... whatever they like. This is better than the 'one visit every three months' rule for inmates who don't get married and work in cultural and educational activities.

Nicolae Toma, spokesman for the prison in Vaslui, admitted it was hard to curb prisoners' crafty behaviour. (metro.co.uk)

Why-Pensioners of Portsmouth are simply not interested in sex

They do not want to know realities of sex…

Given the title Generation Sex, the workshop aimed to explore 'the realities of sex in the 21 century', encouraging the practice of safer sex among older people. A spokesman for the event described it as having the potential to be 'frank, fun and factual' - however the event was cancelled due to lack of interest. Portsmouth City Council's annual 60+ festival was to feature the workshop as a means of breaking down the taboo of people over 60 indulging in sex. A spokesperson for the Council explained: 'The background was the risk of sexually-transmitted diseases in older people and the need to practice safer sex.'It was decided to cancel the event because too few people booked places.' Studies have shown that there has been a rise in STIs among over-45s, with a growing number of men and women over 60 becoming infected. (metro.co.uk)

What-NM woman put ad on Craigslist to buy pot

She is smart or dumb….?

ROSWELL, N.M. — A New Mexico woman faces charges after police say she put an ad on Craigslist looking to buy drugs. Roswell police arrested Anamicka Dave, 29, this week after officers posing as sellers arranged to meet her through text messages.Dave's ad on Craigslist's "casual encounters" section said she was new to town and "looking for Mary Jane," KOB-TV reported (http://bit.ly/pe2HY2).Roswell Police Sgt. Ty Sharpe said the ad was so blatant, he had to make sure it wasn't posted by another undercover officer."I was really surprised that someone would actually put on there they were looking for weed — an actually illegal product — to the fact that I called my boss to make sure it wasn't one of our guys trying to do a reverse sting," Sharpe told the station.Police met the Albuquerque woman in a parking lot and then arrested her.It was unclear if Dave had an attorney, and a message left at a phone listing for her wasn't immediately returned Wednesday. (Associated Press)

Lost-Family calls 911 from cornfield maze

What realy happen…?

A family in Danvers, Massachusetts, paid $45 to walk through a cornfield maze Monday evening only to find it was like a maze in there. The couple and their young child got lost in the maze and had to call 911 for rescue, reports CBS Boston. "We thought this would be fun. Instead, it's a nightmare," the caller told the 911 dispatcher. Cops tracked down the stranded trio using police dogs and by having the father shout out "Hello, K-9" until the pups found them. The family was escorted home. (QMI)

 

Lucky-Lottery Error pays off: Woman gets $25 million

What a costly error…?

ATLANTA — Georgia Lottery officials say a store clerk's mistake led to a woman who has been searching for a job to win $25 million. The lottery says 44-year-old Kathy Scruggs matched all of the winning numbers in the Sept. 14 multistate Powerball drawing. She said she had requested a Mega Millions ticket but wound up with that and the Powerball ticket and accepted both of them.Scruggs claimed her prize Monday at Georgia Lottery headquarters in Atlanta.Scruggs said she selected the cash option and will receive $15,124,017 before taxes. Scruggs, who's been looking for a job after a seasonal job ended last spring, now plans to buy a car, travel, and help her family and others. (MSNBC)

Why-Tomato ketchup banned in primary schools in France

Good or bad idea…

The primary school children will be allowed either ketchup or mayonnaise once a week, but only when they're having French fries for lunch. Christophe Hebert, chairman of the National Association of Directors of Collective Restaurants, said: 'Canteens have a public health mission and also an educative mission.

'We have to ensure that children become familiar with French recipes so that they can hand them down to the following generation.'We have to stop children from being able to serve those sauces. Children have a tendency to use them to mask the taste of whatever they are eating,' he added. (metro.co.uk)

Cheater-British marathon runner admits to catching Bus

Why he did this…?

RUNNER who finished third in a northern England marathon has admitted cheating by jumping on a bus with several miles to go, the Sunderland Echo reported Tuesday.

Rob Sloan was spotted by a number of people catching a free ride at about the 20-mile (32km) mark of the Kielder Marathon in Northumberland on Sunday before disembarking just before the finish, hiding behind a tree and rejoining the race.The 31-year-old former army mechanic from Downhill, Sunderland, initially denied cheating when confronted by bemused fellow competitors, but has since been disqualified after owning up to his shortcut.A statement from the organizers Monday said, "Last night we confirmed that the athlete who was disqualified on Sunday, after initially placing third, has admitted that he failed to complete the whole course of 26.2 miles [42km]."(couriermail.com.au)

Wow-Bionic bride’ now has real heart (Video)

She is very lucky…

Don’t call Ally Smith Babineaux the “Bionic Bride” anymore — call her “Miracle Bride.” The 23-year-old Texan has beaten the odds once again by undergoing a successful heart transplant just as her life hung in the balance. (MSNBC)