Naked Cart ride through car wash and Mom bit daughter not shutting off Rihanna' music

What a big mistake-900 students wrongly told they got into UCLA

Why -U.K. strippers face stiff competition in hard times

What a surprise-Suspect attempts getaway in unmarked police cruiser

Bad luck-6-year-old accidentally killed in dad's wood chipper

Why this anger-Blaring Rihanna Album Triggers Domestic Attack

Surprise-A child finds hand grenade on Easter egg

What a new idea-Canadian trio sore and sorry after naked shopping cart ride through car wash

What a surprise-Suspect attempts getaway in unmarked police cruiser

BROCKVILLE, Ont. — A misbehaving bar patron picked the wrong vehicle to try to escape custody early Sunday morning, police say.

Police said a man being escorted by police out of a bar at about 12:45 a.m. on Sunday took off on foot and jumped into the back of a nearby car, ordering the driver to “get out of here.” Unfortunately for him, he jumped into an unmarked police car,” Sgt. Surinder Gill said.Police said the suspect did not attempt another escape after he was in the cruiser. By then, the other officers had arrived and the suspect realized he was not getting away, Gill said.Cary Patrick Cleyndert, 29, was arrested.

Why -U.K. strippers face stiff competition in hard times

Pole dancers are slipping in the U.K. Or at least their standards. A study of exotic performers in Britain has found the economic crunch has had an impact on the quality and professionalism of strippers. So much so, like a surgeon who doesn't know how to properly hold a scalpel, many dancers don't even know how to use a stripper pole. It's enough to make British men lose their stiff upper lip. Researchers from the University of Leeds traced a decline in the aesthetics and talents of exotic performers since 2008. The Times reports that older dancers lament the loose standards of today's peelers -- complaining they lack the more subtle abilities to flirt and chat with customers.

As wages have dropped, clubs are often in a position to exploit the women, the researchers determined. Dancers pay clubs to give them a venue to earn tips from patrons, but overall wages have dropped in recent years. The authors of the report, Teela Sanders and Kate Hardy, from the School of Sociology and Social Policy, have warned that "de-skilling" is a threat to the profession, as it fights through tough financial times.

What a big mistake-900 students wrongly told they got into UCLA

Welcome to the Bruin Family -- or not. UCLA is apologizing for mistakenly telling 894 high school seniors that they were admitted to the highly competitive school when they were actually still on the waiting list.

The Los Angeles Times reports that the school sent an email about financial aid awards last weekend to the students. The email included a line congratulating them on being admitted.

When the school found out about the mistake, it sent messages on Monday telling the 894 that they were on the waiting list for admission, The Times reported. The note also included an apology. UCLA spokesman Ricardo Vazquez attributed the mix-up to human error, telling the newspaper: “We realize this is a particularly anxious and stressful time for students and their families as they try to make decisions about college admissions. We sincerely apologize for this mistake that may have led some of them to think they were admitted when they remain on the waiting lists.” Vazquez said updated notices of provisional financial aid were sent Saturday and Sunday to thousands of admitted students, but mistakenly went out to waiting-list students as well. The notice included the line: "Once again congratulations on your admission to UCLA, we hope that this information will assist you in making your decision to join the Bruin Family in the fall.” Kathy Lam, a high school senior from Elk Grove, Calif., was among the applicants who received the “acceptance” notice, only to be told she hadn’t made it in yet.

Bad luck-6-year-old accidentally killed in dad's wood chipper

A 6-year-old Connecticut boy was killed in a tragic accident involving a wood chipper early Tuesday. Jeffrey Bourgeois, 6, was helping his father clear brush in a client's yard in Salem, Conn., when his arm got stuck in the chipper, state police said.

"The youngest child attempted to help his father and when his father's back was turned, he picked a branch up and fed it into the chipper when he was pulled into the chipper," State Police Lt. Paul Vance said. The father owns a tree removal service and brought his three children to the house where he was performing tree work. Police received a 911 call at 8:45 a.m. reporting that reporting a child had been seriously injured in the yard of a private home. The fire chief is a neighbor and was the first to respond. "The family lives right across the street from me.  I saw what we had, and I kept everyone away," said Chief Gene Maiorano.

Officials are investigating the incident, but they said it appears to be a tragic accident.

Why this anger-Blaring Rihanna Album Triggers Domestic Attack

APRIL 11--A Florida woman allegedly bit her daughter when the teenager sought to remove a Rihanna CD that had been blasting in the family’s Vero Beach home, police report. Robyn Harr, 38, was busted last week on a misdemeanor domestic violence charge, according to an arrest affidavit. At

the time of her collar, Harr, pictured at right, “had a very strong odor of an unknown alcoholic beverage emitting from her breath and her words were slurred,” cops noted. Harr’s 17-year-old daughter told officers that her mother was “very intoxicated and has been being nasty all day” and “has been playing loud music in the house and would not turn it down.” The girl added that, “when she went to take the riahanna cd from the player her mom bit her in the leg.”  An officer noted that the teen had a bite mark on her leg that “appeared to be very fresh.”

Harr admitted that, “I bit her,” according to the affidavit. She claimed to have chomped her child after being attacked by the teen. Cops, however, detected no.

Surprise-A child finds hand grenade on Easter egg

A CHILD on an Easter egg hunt organised by a preschool group in an English village stumbled upon an unexpected surprise -- a hand grenade.

The hunt was taking place in a field near the town of Holford, Somerset, today, This Is Somerset reported. The area was cordoned off and the bomb disposal squad destroyed the grenade in a controlled explosion, police said. It also resulted in the closure of a highway for a few of hours.

"We were beginning to count up the eggs at the end of the hunt and I saw a boy of three standing on an object," Stuart Moffatt, who was attending the hunt with his three children, told the Daily Mail."It was brown and about 10cm high. It looked like an Easter egg, but it was a hand grenade.

What a new idea-Canadian trio sore and sorry after naked shopping cart ride through car wash

THREE drunk Canadian men were warned by police and sent home feeling sore and sorry for themselves after attempting to ride through a car wash while naked and sitting in a shopping trolley. The trio of 20-year-olds tried their stunt in Abbotsford - southeast of Vancouver on the US border - about midnight on Tuesday, setting the car wash to a "typhoon" setting, The Vancouver Sun reported. Neighbours phoned police when they heard screams coming from the car wash and officers "arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realising that the best decisions aren't made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night," Abbotsford police spokesman Ian MacDonald said. Abbotsford Police Department later tweeted: "APD warns that pressure washing yourself will not increase intelligence or sobriety."