Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Sexual tips on over 70 morning shows and why can't men see past breasts?



Wow-Video of Savage violence at 18th birthday party

The scene opens with a young woman hurrying through a restaurant to where three party guests seem to be embroiled in a heated argument. She looks worried - and as well she should. A few seconds later, the CCTV footage erupts into savage violence between men and women as two dozen customers’ trade blows, leaving high-heels, handbags and furniture strewn across the room. The brawl, set to jarringly jaunty music by a YouTube user and said to have broken out during an eighteenth birthday party in Ukraine, kicks off when a woman in black enters the shot from below and is pursued by a furious guest in a backless white party dress. Shoving two others out of her way, she seizes the blonde's ponytail and the two grapple as bystanders struggle to prise them apart. There is a brief moment of calm as the woman in white is hauled onto a table out of shot and a brunette in a miniskirt, apparently a friend of the blonde, argues with her. Suddenly the brunette's head snaps back as the woman on the table lands a blow to her face, following it with a kick to the stomach as her high-heeled foot flashes into view.

Why can't men see past our breasts?

Too revealing? Susanna Reid on BBC¿s Breakfast show

Just 18 years old and fresh from a Church of England girls’ school, I couldn’t wait to read history at Oxford University. I’d imagined a life of intellectual small talk, long, swotty afternoons in the

 Too revealing? Susanna Reid on BBC¿s Breakfast show

Bodleian Library and earnest discussions about politics and current affairs. Instead, over the course of the first term, an undeniable truth dawned on me: that even at Oxford, this bastion of learning, the curse had struck — the curse of being a woman with a ‘great rack’. Earlier this month, following in my footsteps 20 years on, Oxford undergraduate Madeline Grant learnt the very same lesson. The perky English student caused a furore when word leaked out that she’d boasted about her bust in a

Hopping mad: Charlotte in the bunny suit she was forced to wear in her old job




draft manifesto for a post at the Oxford Union.She insists her idea was to send up the fusty debating society and its relentless politicking (‘hacking’ in Oxford slang) when she came up with her witty quip: ‘I don’t hack, I just have a great rack.’ Her (entirely female) critics say her comments are demeaning to women. But I think she highlighted a universal truth: that if you have a big bust, most men will struggle to see past it. It doesn’t matter if you are a brain surgeon or a High Court judge, if you’re a C-cup or more, you are going to face a lifelong struggle to be taken seriously.


Too much-Sexual tips for the over-70s on this morning's show

The pyjama-clad two laughed as they demonstrated 'sleepy spoons' and 'easy missionary' on a double bed in the studio
Those who tuned in to watch Holly Willoughby and Philip Schofield on This Morning today may have got more than they bargained for. The popular chatshow hosted a segment on sexual tips for the over-70s on this morning's show, during which viewers were treated to a host of sexual positions demonstrated by a pair of silver-haired, pyjama-clad pensioners.While sexpert Tracey Cox talked viewers through the intricacies of the positions, the pensioners, lying on top of a bed within the studio, manoeuvred themselves into the various poses, which included the easy missionary pose and one dubbed 'Sleepy Spoons'. 'Some say post-70s sex is the best kind,' said Ms Cox. 'If men have erection problems, there’s less focus on the climax,’ she said.‘But you might have to rethink positions,’ she counselled. ‘Old favourites might not work – the missionary puts lots of weight on knees and elbows, for instance.’

Sex expert Tracey Cox talked Holly and Philip through the positions while the silver-haired couple performed them

Instead, Tracey went on to describe the easy missionary, where the man kneels in front of the woman, while the woman puts a pillow under her bottom. 'There’s no pressure on any joints, and there’s comfort and support,’ says Tracey. Accompanying the demo, which was aired at around noon today, was a discussion on oral sex, where Tracey, Holly and Philip spent a few minutes talking about viewers' dilemmas on the topic. Younger viewers were left cringing at the segment, with many taking to Twitter to air their dismay at being confronted by what they called 'old people

Younger viewers said they were cringing at the segment, taking to Twitter to say they would be 'skipping lunch today' thanks to the display


simulating sex' during their morning viewing. One wrote: 'Is it safe to watch This Morning again? ...Old people sex positions is slightly disturbing at this time of day!' while another said with dramatic overstatement: 'These old people demonstrating sex positions on This Morning are making me feel physically sick'.'Watching old people showing sex positions and spooning on this morning has made my stomach turn a little,' wrote another. Philip and Holly were entirely unfazed, however, and approached the segment with their usual light-hearted attitude.



LESSON-Groom gets 6 years for setting wedding venue ablaze




A British man will spend his first wedding anniversary behind bars after being sentenced to six years in prison for deliberately setting fire to his wedding venue on the night of his wedding last June. Max Kay, 37, admitted he started the blaze at the Peckforton Castle Hotel on June 19, the BBC reported. Court heard Kay was "massively" drunk and had argued over the bar tab and the rest of the wedding bill, the broadcaster reported Wednesday. He had drank about 20 double vodkas and had warned the hotel staff that the venue's finance director was going to "get it." Earlier in the day, he and his wife argued about money still owed to the venue. During sentencing, Judge Roger Dutton said Kay tried to host an expensive wedding (costing the equivalent of nearly $40,000) after he went bankrupt and couldn't afford the ceremony.



Real-Dutch engineer 'flies' using custom built 'human bird wings' in viral video

Mr Smeets takes off



British university educated engineer Jarno Smeets claims to have achieved birdlike flight with a set of man-made wings in a video that has spread rapidly around the internet. In a video shot at a park in the Hague on March 18, Mr Smeets is seen using his arms to flap the wings as he appears to successfully achieve take-off, flight and landing. “I have always dreamed about this. But after eight months of hard work, research and testing it all payed off,” Mr Smeets said on his YouTube page. Claiming to have based his bird-like contraption on sketches from his grandfather, the project can be traced from its origins on the Dutch mechanical engineer's website. After studying at the University of Coventry, Mr Smeets claims to have worked with neuromechanics expert Bert Otten to create a design based on the mechanics used in robotic prosthetics which helps to give his muscles extra strength.

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