New Weird funny and sexy Gifts ideas for Christmas 2012
This is my sixth blog on Xmas 2012. I hope you will like them give me your feedback. We all give and get Christmas gifts. Sometimes we have to try some different gifts, which very odd, weird and Funny. If you give those gifts to near and dear they will have good laugh. You do not have to use your brain to think about them. Here are the weird funny and sexy gift ideas for this year Xmas.
Please let me know if you have received any Weird Christmas Gift
Last Christmas was very strange to me. I was expecting an IPAD from my family. I was discussing this with my family, when the Christmas day came; I find one of the strange gifts under the tree. This was a Disposable Underwear. Here are some more strange gifts ideas for your beloved.
1. Eyebrow clippings
So, you've decided to shave your eyebrows. What do you do with the clippings? You save them and reassemble them that are what. Assemble your eyebrow hairs on a small piece of whiteboard gluing each one into place. Your recipient is sure to look twice at this strange Christmas gift.
2.The Razorba Back Shaver
There is only one way to remove your back hair without enlisting the help of another person. It is called the Razorba. It is a strange invention and a horrible gift idea
3. Bag of Toe Nails
For this you will need to have started early. Save your toenail clippings and give them to a loved one. Explain that you wanted them to have some of your DNA this Christmas to remember you buy. You may even wish to present the clippings in a ring box to give it a more elegant touch.
4. Shoestrings (no strings attached)
Take all the shoestrings off all of your shoes and give them as a gift this Christmas. Before letting your recipient open the box, tell them you are giving them something very special with no strings attached. Watch the expression on their face as they take out your present.
4. Disposable Underwear
Take the annual disappointment that comes with your yearly gift of socks and underwear. Combine that disappointment with a commentary about bodily functions.
5. Male Sexual Function Products
With names like ManDelay, Stamina RX, and Rejoyn these products sound more like a playground joke than a cure. This year we are choosing them all.
6. Padded Butt Underpants for Men
How does a person explain the use of these when they take off their pants? I wear them because my chair at work is uncomfortable.
7. Grapefruit Flavored Feminine Wash
If a woman wants to smell and taste like citrus that is her business. It is not yours.
8. Anal Bleaching Cream
Repeats on this list are rare, but how can we not include anal bleaching cream again? We can't believe people are actually buying it.
9. Smaller Condoms
In 2004 the worldwide supply of small condoms was given a devastating blow. Lifestyles, the #1 maker of snugger condoms discontinued their product. We (and our customers) were devastated. Finally, in 2006 a new manufacturer has introduced a small condom. Cause for celebration?
10. Femtone Vaginal Weights
Exercise equipment seems to be a fairly strange holiday gift to begin with. Kegel exercise equipment elevates the situation to really weird.
11. A Stripper Pole
The maker of this stripper pole claims that pole dancing is the latest fitness fad. We have to wonder among whom
Some more bonus weird gift ideas:
12. Metamucil wrapped in a box
13. Nose Hair clipper.
14. Vibrators and Stimulators
15. Cotton Balls
If you any more please share.................
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