TV woman flashes Serbia PM, Seduce Me game stimulates brain and horse DNA in patties
Top 5 Weird, Funny & sexy News stories of Feb.01, 2013 in reverses order.......
Top 5-Applebee's waitress fired for posting 'I give God 10%' receipt to Reddit (why fired)
A waitress at the family-restaurant chain Applebee's was fired this week after she posted to Reddit a photo of a bill, on which a self-described pastor had written "I give God 10%, why do you get 18" denied her a tip. Reddit user gateflan posted the photo of a bill for
$34.93 earlier this week with the caption, "My mistake, sir, I'm sure Jesus will pay for my rent and groceries." The customer had crossed out the suggested tip amount and written in a zero, signing the note "Pastor." The bill quickly made headlines online and on Wednesday, Applebee's fired the waitress, The Consumerist reports
Top 4-'Diapers' used to smuggle drugs at JFK airport –New Idea
Two women from the Bronx have been caught smuggling six and a half kilos of cocaine hidden in homemade diapers under their pants. Priscilla Pena and Michelle Blassingale were returning to New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport on a JetBlue flight from the Dominican Republic on Saturday when they were stopped by Customs and Border Protection officers. A drug-sniffing dog alerted the officers when it came near Pena, which prompted them to search her luggage. The New York Post reported that the officers performed a pat-down and discovered that Pena was wearing what was described as a homemade diaper “filled with cocaine and rigged like a girdle around their hind quarters.” The two women were arrested and charged with smuggling. Blassingale was held in custody in Brooklyn, while Pena was released on a $150,000 bail.
Top 3-Burger King U.K. finds horse DNA in patties-How this happen?
LONDON - Fast food chain Burger King said traces of horse DNA were found in samples of patties from a food-processing plant in Ireland but that the meat never reached its eateries. “Four samples recently taken from the Silvercrest plant have shown the presence of very small trace levels of equine DNA. This product was never sold to our restaurants,” the company said in a statement on Thursday. “They promised to deliver 100 percent British and Irish beef patties and have not done so.” Burger King previously dropped the firm, which had been approved to supply burgers to its restaurants in Britain, Ireland and Denmark. Traces of horse DNA were found in beef burgers sold by supermarkets Tesco, Lidl, Aldi and Iceland. “We are deeply troubled by the findings of our investigation and apologize to our guests, who trust us to source only the highest quality 100 percent beef burgers. Our supplier has failed us and in turn we have failed you.” said Burger King’s vice president of global quality, Diego Beamonte.
Top 2-'Seduce Me' video game stimulates the brain-strange game
It’s probably not a shock that Amsterdam-based indie studio No Reply Games saw their debut title Seduce Me kicked off Steam, the ubiquitous digital download platform for PC and Mac games. Seduce Me had initially been a contender in the Steam Greenlight indie incubator program, until the folks running Steam realized it was chock full of sexytime. What? You can’t have boobies and peeners in video games! Get back to disembowelling people with chainsaws!
Rather than releasing the game through a publisher, No Reply are now selling it directly on their website at www.noreplygames.com, for about $17. After all the kerfuffle, is it worth playing? If you’re looking for a collection of card-based minigames dressed up in a somewhat sexy wrapper, maybe. In Seduce Me, you play a young man who has been invited to a sprawling Mediterranean mansion owned by Pietra, sort of a brunette, European Paris Hilton. The goal is to gain popularity among the mansion’s many residents, and to ultimately woo the four main female characters into intimate liaisons.
Being a successful seductor requires navigating the mansion’s many finely decorated rooms and interacting with characters through small talk, chatting, flirting and a handful of other forms of communication. All of which are played out in the form of card games loosely based on principles of poker, rummy and others I’m either not familiar with or which were invented just for this game. It’s a bit of a weird disconnect – I want to sleep with you, so let’s have a conversation represented by a card game – but Seduce Me isn’t so much about sex as it is mild brain stimulation that may, if you (literally) play your cards right, lead to a titillating reward.
And yes, the sex is there. The entire game is presented in static, hand-drawn illustrations, but some of them can get pretty explicit. Of course, you have to play the game on a computer, a device which is one Google search away from any type of deviant sexual act you’d care to witness in glorious high-def video. So “explicit” is a very relative term.
Top 1-TV prankster flashes Serbia PM
BELGRADE - Serbia’s prime minister, who was flashed by a model without underwear masquerading as a television interviewer, has launched an investigation into how he became the target of the prank, an aide said on Thursday. The video of Ivica Dacic being interviewed by a brunette former model from Croatian Playboy, who uncrosses her legs in a scene reminiscent of actress Sharon Stone in the film “Basic Instinct”, has been viewed 2.7 million times on YouTube. “The whole case will be fully investigated,” Dacic’s national security adviser, Ivica Toncev, was quoted as telling the Serbian daily Blic.
