Top Five Weird, Funny & sexy News stories of Feb.06, 2013 in reverses order.......
Top 5-See Woman Give Judge the Middle Finger –wow what a respect?
Penelope Soto is sentenced to 30 days behind bars for giving Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat the middle finger during a bond court appearance.
Top 4-Doctor admits to having sex with patient (Nice way to check patient)
MONTREAL - A doctor from the Gatineau, Que., and area pleaded guilty Tuesday in front of the Quebec Medical College disciplinary panel, to having sex with a patient at her home in 2010. The patient claimed Walif Chbeir sexually assaulted her when she was
partially incapacitated after leg surgery. Chbeir maintained the sex was consensual. Police have not charged the doctor with any crime. The woman claimed Chbeir visited her home for additional treatment and forced her to have sex. "I was lying in bed so that he could examine my arm," she told the disciplinary panel. "He then put pressure on my shoulder and grabbed my breasts. I told him to stop and that I didn't want to have sex with him. But he wouldn't listen." However, Chbeir's lawyer introduced a January 2011 document in which another doctor wrote in the woman's file that she received money for the sexual encounter. The hearing resumed Wednesday
partially incapacitated after leg surgery. Chbeir maintained the sex was consensual. Police have not charged the doctor with any crime. The woman claimed Chbeir visited her home for additional treatment and forced her to have sex. "I was lying in bed so that he could examine my arm," she told the disciplinary panel. "He then put pressure on my shoulder and grabbed my breasts. I told him to stop and that I didn't want to have sex with him. But he wouldn't listen." However, Chbeir's lawyer introduced a January 2011 document in which another doctor wrote in the woman's file that she received money for the sexual encounter. The hearing resumed Wednesday
Top 3-How Traders joked about rigging interest rates in exchange for sex and sushi-Nice price
RBS traders joked they'd fiddle exchange rates in exchange for sex and sushi, US investigators into the Libor scandal revealed today. Email extracts showed one employee said his up-and-down fixing made him like a "whore's drawers”. Another promised jokingly that "if you did that I would come over there and make love to you." Another trader asked for a multi-million pound transaction in exchange for some day-old sushi rolls. Meanwhile, another admitted it was "amazing" how much money could be made from the scam and described it as a "cartel now in London”. Millions of customers could have lost out by having to pay higher interest on financial products such as mortgages and loans because of the rate rigging.
The email extracts
Here are some extracts released by the US Commodity Futures Trading Commission, which investigated the manipulation.
:: August 20, 2007
Senior Yen Trader: the whole HF (hedge fund) world will be kissing you instead of calling me if libor move lower
Yen Trader 1: ok, i will move the curve down 1bp maybe more if I can
Senior Yen Trader: maybe after tomorrow fixing hehehe
Yen Trader 1: fine will go with same as yesterday then
Senior Yen Trader: cool
Yen Trader 1: maybe a touch higher tomorrow
:: August 20, 2007
Senior Yen Trader: this libor setting is getting nutss
Bank A Trader: im puzzled as to why 3m libor fixing not coming off after the FED action
Bank B Trader: [UBS] is lending dolls through my currencies in 3 month do u see him doing the same in urs
Senior Yen Trader: yes he always led usd in my mkt the jpy libor is a cartel now ... its just amazing how libor fixing can make you that much money ... its a cartel now in london they smack all the 1yr irs ..and fix it very high or low
:: September 15, 2007
Yen Trader 1: can we lower our fixings today please
Primary Submitter: make your mind up haha , yes no probs
Yen Trader 1: im like a whores drawers
:: December 4, 2008
Swiss Franc Trader: can u put 6m swiss libor in low pls?
Primary Submitter: NO
Swiss Franc Trader: should have pushed the door harder
Primary Submitter: Whats it worth
Swiss Franc Trader: ive got some sushi rolls from yesterday?
Primary Submitter: ok low 6m , just for u
Swiss Franc Trader: wooooooohooooooo 0.01%? thatd be awesome
Primary Submitter: 1.33
Swiss Franc Trader: perfect u r a nice man
:: May 14, 2009
Swiss Franc Trader: pls can we get super high 3m super low 6m ... PRETTY PLEASE!
Primary Submitter: 41 & 51
Swiss Franc Trader: if u did that i would lvoe u forever
Primary Submitter: 41 & 55 then ...
Swiss Franc Trader: if u did that i would come over there and make love to you your choice
Primary Submitter: 41+51 it is
Swiss Franc Trader: thouht so
Primary Submitter: so shallow
Top 2-Top B.C. escort agency used Facebook to do recruiting, says teenaged girl
KAMLOOPS, B.C. — an escort agency in Kamloops, B.C., is under fire over allegations it was contacting teenage girls through Facebook as part of a recruiting effort. A 17-year-old girl said Tuesday that she and several of her friends were contacted on Facebook by Angels After Dark, an agency that boasts the hottest escorts in Kamloops. The girl — who wants to remain anonymous — said she didn't respond but that when some of her friends did, the agency asked if they were underage. When they said yes, the agency asked if they had any legally aged friends who wanted to make up to $500 a day. "I posted a status just asking has anyone else been poked or messaged. And I immediately got, like, five or six girls saying yeah, they poked me and more friends even saying, like, they got messaged personally. “I told my Mom about it and asked what an escort service is and she immediately became aware and worried about it. Like, why me, I'm 17 years old and I don't really want to see that stuff." While the company's website is still up, its Facebook profile has been taken down and no one from the agency would comment. A Kamloops city official said there's no record of Angels After Dark having a business licence so the agency would be operating illegally. Planning and development manager Randy Lambright said such agencies usually don't have business addresses and often operate under the radar from out-of-town locations. "We've tried to appeal to get some assistance, not necessarily to go after ... some of these escort agencies to gain compliance with the business licence bylaw. We've had almost zero luck.
Top 1-German labour office gets teen a job in brothel (Nice career start)
BERLIN - A German teenager looking for a job was told to report for duty in a brothel by the local labour office, the Augsburger Allgemeine Zeitung newspaper reported on Wednesday. The 19-year-old woman said she was horrified when she opened a job placement letter from the German Labour Office in Augsburg on Saturday informing her that it had lined up a waitressing job for her at the Augsburg Colosseum brothel. “I was looking for a decent housekeeping job - not working at a brothel bar,” the young woman told the newspaper. “I was totally shocked when I read the letter. My mother even started screaming out loud when she read the letter.” Prostitution is legal in Germany. The head of the Augsburg labour office, Roland Fuerst, was quoted by the newspaper saying that the agency had made a mistake even though it knew the Colosseum is a brothel. He said that the agency should have first called the woman to check to see if she might be interested in the brothel job rather than simply sending her a letter.
