How-Woman unknowingly marries her father
Lesson-$10,000 fine for man who hacked student election site, changed it to 'erection'
Really-Penises now ’10 percent smaller’ and shrinking because of ‘feminazis’
Nice-Rihanna posts her naughtiest photo yet
Wow-Sexy TOWIE stars, Sarah Harding kissing a snake
How-Woman unknowingly marries her father
You've heard of sister-wives, but one Ohio woman recently discovered she had a daddy-husband: she had unknowingly married her father. No one is sure exactly how it happened, least of all Valerie Spruill, 60, who learned the truth in 2004, six years after her husband Percy Spruill died. As told to the Akron Beacon Journal, Spruill's mother was a
teenager when she got pregnant by then-15-year-old Percy. Baby Valerie was sent to live with her grandparents, but found out when she was nine years old that the man she thought was her father was actually her grandfather, and that a person known to her as a "family friend" was actually her mother. Nobody talked about her father. Valerie met and married Percy Spruill, and the couple, along with her three kids from a previous marriage, settled in Doylestown, where she still lives. Percy died in April 1998, at the age of 60. DNA testing confirmed what an uncle revealed to her shortly after Percy's death. She's not even sure whether Percy knew. "That conversation didn't come up," she told CNN Thursday. "I think if he did know, there is no way he could have told me." She has been seeing a therapist to deal with the emotional toll
Lesson-$10,000 fine for man who hacked student election site, changed it to 'erection'
LONDON, Ont. – A former Western University graduate student who hacked into the students' union election site last February has been granted a conditional discharge. Keith Horwood, 23, pleaded guilty Thursday to intercepting computer functions and mischief to data for successfully breaching the University Students' Council election website on election night. He posted remarks about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez and changed the word "election" to "erection". He also tried delete all the votes. Horwood offered an online apology and spoke in court about how he wasn't trying to hurt anyone when he found out he could get into the system. He agreed to pay the university $10,219.84 in restitution for the re-run of the election that was necessary after the hack.
Wow-Sexy TOWIE stars, Sarah Harding kissing a snake
We didn’t go to the Lingerie Awards, but we wish we had because it looked like fun. Plus we love a nice matching bra and knickers set and reckon there was probably some form of freebie via a goodie bag. But we’ll just have to settle for looking at who did go to the
night of bum and boobs dressage though. A night of undies wouldn’t be complete without a TOWIE star and thankfully Lucy Mecklenburgh and former Essex lass, Maria Fowler answered the call of lace.Lucy trotted along to Mayfair One in London with fiancé Mario Falcone, wearing a bright red body con dress with lace detail around the bust that looked like a bra. Do you see what she did there? And they say Essex gals are dim.
Maria also flashed a suitable expanse of cleavage and Girls Aloud’s Sarah Harding decided to kiss a snake on the red carpet – not for the first time, some might say.
Nice-Rihanna posts her naughtiest photo yet
The singer shared this shocking X-rated photo with her fans online after yet another night out at the strip joint with her friends Rihanna can get into any club in the whole
world - she wouldn't need to pay, let alone queue - yet all she seems to want to do is hang out at the local strip joint!The singer headed off on yet another trip to the naked club with her friends last night, tweeting: 'I feel a sin comin on'.And our Riri wasn't
joking - shortly afterwards, the 24 year old had a naked woman writhing between her legs with hands over her breasts and notes stuffed into her mouth.How do we know this? Because she tweeted an attractive snap from her, er, unique point of view. Along with the confusing picture (everyone in the office has been staring at it with tilted heads until they work out which bit is which), Rihanna wrote: 'Bands ah make her dance'. That's a lyric by Juicy J that doesn't mean anything to us either.
Really-Penises now ’10 percent smaller’ and shrinking because of ‘feminazis’
Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation. “I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”Give ‘em time and they’ll blame Bush. But air pollution vs. feminazis? Ha!”In 2009, Limbaugh worried that the Center for Disease Control was considering a proposal to encourage circumcision for all baby boys.
“If we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama,” he said at the time. In other possibly unrelated penis news, IO9 reported on Thursday that doctors have been recently struggling with how to treat Koro Syndrome, which is the irrational “fear that the genitals are shrinking, or retracting into the body, and that when they finally do disappear, you will die.”
