Prostitutes will take free English lessons and Mum caught on stealing kitten and Woman strips on ice
Here is Top 5 Weird, Funny & sexy News of Jan 09, 2013 in reverses order.......
Top 5-Best job in the world? Professional water slide tester wanted
Bored office workers are being given the chance to leave the rat race behind and begin a new career as a professional water slide tester. Travel firm First Choice Holidays are taking CVs from thrill-seekers looking to ditch their stuffy work clothes for a swimming costume. The winning applicant will be flown around Europe to test out slides for a living all year round, deciding on the best the continent has to offer. Had your fill of 9-5? After a job that’s a little less ‘yawn’ and a little more ‘yeeaaahhh!’? Well, we’ve got something that’ll be right up your street,’ explains the job description. ‘It’s a job where ‘going to work’ means donning your swimming gear and hurtling down waterslides.
Yep, we’re looking for a Slide Tester who’ll test our waterparks for a living.’ No two days will be the same, as you report back with your slide ratings and come up with new ideas for our customers.’ Applicants will be whittled down to a final five who’ll then compete in a final challenge at a SplashWorld resort later this year
Yep, we’re looking for a Slide Tester who’ll test our waterparks for a living.’ No two days will be the same, as you report back with your slide ratings and come up with new ideas for our customers.’ Applicants will be whittled down to a final five who’ll then compete in a final challenge at a SplashWorld resort later this year
Top 4-Some peoples call 911 over bad pizza, hamsters giving birth-Why they call?
Hamsters in labour and chickens crossing the road are not good reasons to call 911. Sometimes police work is serious business, but other times citizens need to just step away from the phone, as the B.C. RCMP point out in an article detailing some of the odd calls they've received. For instance, write Cpl. Jamie Chung, a man called police after the
hamster he'd brought home from the pet store gave birth to a litter of 10 babies - and became "aggressive" protecting her brood. When the store wouldn't give him a refund, he wanted to drop the critters off to the cops. The call-taker explained why police were "unable to get involved in consumer disputes" and talked him out of it - with no harm coming the hamsters, Chung points out. Then there was time someone called to report traffic chaos at an intersection. The offender had "muddled brown feathers, red comb, yellow beak, skinny chicken legs." The man notified police after he asked the creature why it crossed the road and "got no response." Another man thought the cops could get a pizza joint to replace the sub-standard pie they'd delivered. "Our call-taker patiently explained ... the difference between criminal and civil complaints and that there aren't enough police officers in the city to enforce good food," Chung writes.
hamster he'd brought home from the pet store gave birth to a litter of 10 babies - and became "aggressive" protecting her brood. When the store wouldn't give him a refund, he wanted to drop the critters off to the cops. The call-taker explained why police were "unable to get involved in consumer disputes" and talked him out of it - with no harm coming the hamsters, Chung points out. Then there was time someone called to report traffic chaos at an intersection. The offender had "muddled brown feathers, red comb, yellow beak, skinny chicken legs." The man notified police after he asked the creature why it crossed the road and "got no response." Another man thought the cops could get a pizza joint to replace the sub-standard pie they'd delivered. "Our call-taker patiently explained ... the difference between criminal and civil complaints and that there aren't enough police officers in the city to enforce good food," Chung writes.
Of course, cops don't want people to hesitate to call when they are in real distress. But a Sasquatch sighting probably doesn't qualify.
Top 3-Woman strips on ice during hockey game
CALGARY - This performance would have made Ned Braden proud.In a scene reminiscent of the classic film Slap Shot, Mounties blew the whistle on an impromptu striptease during a men’s hockey game in Pincher Creek, Alta., on New Year’s Eve.Only this performance involved a woman. On Dec. 31, RCMP received a complaint from a motorist whose vehicle was damaged after he drove off a roadway to avoid a near head-on collision. Mounties said the offending driver and passenger fled from the scene, but they located the car a short-time later and arrested the driver. RCMP made patrols in an attempt to look for the passenger with no success but were alerted to a disturbance in the arena at about the same time that turned out to be related.
“The passenger who was also intoxicated had been dropped off at the arena and then proceeded to make her way onto the ice and remove her clothing despite the employees objections, delaying a hockey game,” said Mounties in a release. Tiffany Hourie has been charged with impaired driving, leaving the scene of an accident, and refusal to provide a breath sample. Brittany Hourie, the passenger, has been charged with indecent acts, obstruction of an officer and causing a disturbance. Both women are expected to appear in court later this month.
Mum caught on CCTV stealing kitten from pet shop-Not a good idea
A callous cat thief was captured on CCTV stealing a kitten from a pet shop – shoving the timid puss into her bag. Shocked shop owner Carol Ivory saw the crime unfold when she checked her security film after noticing the black and white kitten was missing. The film shows some children pluck Little Boy from his basket before the woman grabs the kitten and puts him in her bag. The theft took place on Saturday from the private kitchen of the long established Albany Pets, in Roath, Cardiff, south Wales. The footage begins with a group of people, two men, two women and three children, entering the shop and looking round.
One of the children picks up the kitten which is then taken by the woman who rapidly gestures to her friend to give her the handbag. The kitten is then unceremoniously bundled inside as the woman crouches down and appears to zip it up. Mrs Ivory has been left so shocked by the theft she will not be renewing her licence to sell pets to the public. She was looking after the kitten, and its mother, for a friend who is away on holiday. Both animals were in the shop's kitchen which is off limits to the public.
One of the children picks up the kitten which is then taken by the woman who rapidly gestures to her friend to give her the handbag. The kitten is then unceremoniously bundled inside as the woman crouches down and appears to zip it up. Mrs Ivory has been left so shocked by the theft she will not be renewing her licence to sell pets to the public. She was looking after the kitten, and its mother, for a friend who is away on holiday. Both animals were in the shop's kitchen which is off limits to the public.
Why Brazilian prostitutes will take free English lessons?
Prostitutes in one of Brazil’s biggest cities are taking free English classes in anticipation of a wave of visitors to the 2014 World Cup. Cida Vieira, president of the Association of Prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte, said that 20 have already signed up for the courses and she expects at least 300 of the group’s 4,000 members to follow suit. The association is organising the classes and seeking volunteer teachers. “I don’t think we will have problems persuading English teachers to provide services for free,” she said. “We already have several volunteer psychologists and doctors helping us. “She said classes are expected to begin in March and last up to eight months. “It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on,” she said. “And for the same reasons we are also thinking of offering free French and Italian classes,” she added. Prostitution is legal in Brazil. Belo Horizonte’s 62,000-seat Mineirao Stadium will host six games of the World Cup.
