Woman Jailed for attacking friend over Bad Sex, Missing Sex Toy Triggered Assault and Chinese paper falls for spoof
Here are World top 5 weird, funny and sexy news of Today in reverse order....
Top 5-No eternal rest for the dead in crowded Singapore (very sad news)
SINGAPORE - Eternal peace does not last long in Singapore. Starting early next year, workers with heavy machinery will begin constructing an eight-lane highway across the small country’s oldest surviving major cemetery, overriding the objections of nature lovers and heritage buffs. Singapore, with its 5.3 million people crammed onto an island less than half the size of London, is already more densely populated than rival Asian business centre Hong Kong, making permanent burial space unfeasible. The whole of Bukit Brown - the resting place of more than 100,000 people, including some of Singapore’s pioneering business and clan leaders and their large, intricately carved tombs - will eventually be used for residential development. At least 30 people buried there have streets named after them.
Top 4-Teenager shot dead after playing loud music (bad luck)
MIAMI - A Florida teenager is dead after being gunned down by a man who moments earlier had asked the victim and his friends to turn down the music coming from a car stereo, justice officials said Tuesday. Jordan Davis, 17, was hit at least twice by bullets fired by Michael Dunn, a 45-year-old businessman who is in custody over the incident
which took place Friday in Jacksonville, said Sheriff's Department Lieutenant Rob Schoonover. The shooting occurred after Dunn, who is white, approached Davis, who was black, to complain about loud music coming from the sport utility vehicle (SUV) in which the youngsters were seated. "Jordan and Dunn exchanged words, and Dunn pulled a gun and shot eight or nine times, striking Jordan twice. No one else was hurt," said Schoonover.
Top 3-Chinese paper falls for Onion spoof (nice trick)
A state-owned Chinese newspaper has been duped by a satirical American news website after the latter wrote a story declaring North Korea Leader Kim Jong Un its Sexiest Man Alive for 2012. The People's Daily Online quoted the Onion's satirical article Tuesday: "With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true." The Chinese article features a photo gallery of the supreme leader, including shots of Kim sitting stoically on a horse, waving to crowds and peering through the scope of a rifle. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," the Onion said. The Onion said it will publish a 14-page spread of Kim in its print edition Friday. It named Bernie Madoff, a convicted Ponzi scheme fraudster in the U.S., as the sexiest man alive in 2010. Syrian President Bashar al-Assad was awarded the title last year.
Top 2-Missing Sex Toy Triggered Domestic Assault
NOVEMBER 26--A Thanksgiving Day argument over a misplaced sex toy escalated into the ironing board assault of a South Carolina woman by her girlfriend, cops report. According to a police report, officers Thursday afternoon went to the Rock Hill apartment shared by Arteesha Donaldson, 24, and Latoya Hudson, 28, in response to a domestic dispute report. Hudson told cops that Donaldson “began looking for her detachable latex penis” and became upset at her when she could not find the item. “Hudson states the two argued for several minutes, when Donaldson threw an ironing board at Hudson,” police reported.
At that point, Donaldson’s brother allegedly joined the fray, which left Hudson with a sore head (though she declined medical attention). While Donaldson, pictured above, admitted engaging in “mutual combat” with her girlfriend, she denied throwing the ironing board at Hudson and said her brother only tried to break up the fight. Donaldson, who had an active warrant in a neighboring county, was arrested for misdemeanor assault and battery.
Top 1-Woman Jailed For attacking boyfriend over Bad Sex (crazy)
NOVEMBER 27--A Florida woman was jailed last night for a post-coital assault on her boyfriend, an attack the victim says was prompted when only he climaxed during a sexual encounter in the couple’s residence. Raquel Gonzalez, 24, was arrested Monday afternoon for felony domestic battery and booked into the Manatee County lockup, where bail has not been set. Gonzalez is pictured in the adjacent mug shot.
According to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, Gonzalez and Esric Davis, 30, are “boyfriend and girlfriend who live in the same home and are involved in a sexual relationship.”
Deputies noted that Davis and Gonzalez were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” Which reportedly angered Gonzalez, who allegedly “began hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose.” Davis told investigators that Gonzalez “goes off” frequently and that she had previously been physical with him. At one point, Gonzalez told deputies, “I have scratches on me too from where he tried to restrain me when I lost it.” Gonzalez was reportedly “belligerent and uncooperative” and declined to answer questions post-Miranda
