Wife sells husband and A Man Assaulting Girlfriend over Her Use of Large Sex Toy

Why-Man Denies Assaulting Girlfriend over Her Use of Large Sex Toy

Woman abducted from sex shop

Wow-Wife Sells Modern Warfare 3-Addicted Husband on Craigslist

Wow-Black Widow' takes turkey-eating prize

Nice-Woman dons bikini in effort to find dog

How-Squirrels may have caused fire

How-Dad claims twins came from sperm stolen by ex-girlfriend

Nice-Woman dons bikini in effort to find dog

A woman took to the streets Wednesday to find her lost Chihuahua, and she won’t clothe herself or eat until the dog comes home.

Arlene Mossa Corona wore a bikini and held up a sign with pictures of her dog Chispita in the intersection of

La Jolla Village Drive

and

Genesee Avenue

in San Diego, Calif., on Wednesday morning. Corona, a student at University of California San Diego, said she tried everything to find her dog, from calling the pound to contacting a pet psychic. The only other option was to wear her bikini in the 50-degree weather and not eat until she finds the dog, Corona said in an email. She listed her phone number and multiple pictures of Chispita on her signs.(msnbc)

How-Dad claims twins came from sperm stolen by ex-girlfriend

A Houston man has launched a unique court battle, claiming his twin sons resulted from his sperm being stolen and taken to a Houston fertility clinic without his knowledge, KPRC, NBC's Houston station, reported on Tuesday.

"Actually, I couldn't believe it could be done.  I was very, very devastated," said Joe Pressil, a 36-year-old telecommunications manager.

"I couldn't believe that this fertility clinic could actually do this without my consent, or without my even being there," he told KPRC.

Pressil said he hadn't considered having a family, and his religious beliefs would never allow him to visit a fertility clinic or participate in any form of artificial insemination. Yet three months after he broke up with his girlfriend, she became pregnant with his sperm at the Advanced Fertility Center of Texas on the Katy Freeway near Beltway 8. .(msnbc)

Woman abducted from sex shop

Mounties are hunting for a suspect after a Kamloops, B.C., woman was abducted Wednesday afternoon from a sex shop where she works.

The 39-year-old woman turned up at a home in Westmount, B.C., at about 9:30 p.m., RCMP said.An ambulance took her to hospital. Police haven't released details about the extent of her injuries.Friends called police when they couldn't find the woman at work and noticed the front door was unlocked with her personal belongings left behind, reports local broadcaster CFJC TV7.

RCMP found the woman's pickup truck, which was used in her abduction, early Thursday, the station reports.

No description of the suspect has been released. (QMI)

Why-Man Denies Assaulting Girlfriend over Her Use of Large Sex Toy

A Florida man yesterday pleaded not guilty to striking his girlfriend after she allegedly disrupted his sleep by pleasuring herself with a “big dildo between her legs.”Jeffrey Bowers, 53, entered his plea during a hearing at the Lee County courthouse.

Pictured in the mug shot at right, Bowers was arrested last month following a confrontation with his 51-year-old girlfriend. The woman alleged that Bowers dragged her through his Bonita Springs residence, kicked her in the face, and pushed her out of the house

How-Squirrels may have caused fire

ST. CATHARINES, Ont. — Squirrels chewing on power lines may have started a fire that destroyed a home in this southern Ontario city, officials say.The fire at 5 a.m. Thursday saw flames shoot more than 30 feet in the air. The fire caused the roof of the single family home to collapse.

There was no one in the St. Catharines home at the time of the fire.

Officials pegged the damage estimate at $150,000. (QMI)

Wow-Black Widow' takes turkey-eating prize

A petite Virginia woman ate more than 5% of her body weight in turkey to take the top prize at a New York turkey-eating contest.

Sonya Thomas, who weighs in at 105 lbs., gobbled 5.25 lbs. of poultry in 10 minutes, reports the New York Daily News. Six rivals were no match for the diminutive diner, not even the 400-lb. world-record holder for pumpkin pie eating, Eric Booker.

This is not Thomas' first competitive-feasting feat. Her tiny frame belies an impressive bottomless pit of a stomach that has led her to 38 world records, including 53 Taco Bell soft tacos in 12 minutes. She calls herself The Black Widow because she wants to "eliminate the males," she says on her website sonyatheblackwidow.com.

Wow-Wife Sells Modern Warfare 3-Addicted Husband on Craigslist

What can a mildly frustrated wife do when her husband keeps ignoring her for a computer game? In Alyse Bradley's case, the answer was simple: to sell her Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3-playing husband to the highest Craigslist bidder. "Easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours," says the ad on the Free Stuff section of Craiglist. "He enjoys eating and playing video games all day," adds Alyse. This Utah resident posted the ad merely as a joke, as her 22-year-old husband Kyle Bradley couldn't be separated from COD: MW3 since the game's release last November 8. As a soldier who just got back home from Afghanistan after an injury, Kyle says that playing COD: MW3 was his way of touching base with his Army buddies.

Alyse got a handful of replies to her ad, with a few people voicing concern over the couple's marriage, while a few men even offered to replace Kyle as a husband. "I've had a couple personal ads for men saying, oh I'm housebroke, I'm trained, I'll trade him places," a bemused Alyse said in an interview. Kyle was a good sport over his wife's apparent willingness to trade him, as it was all done in jest. "She supported me when I got the game. It's just funny."

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Sperms Stolen and letter typo leads to election of wrong candidate

 

Wow-One-letter typo leads to election of wrong candidate

Bad-Child-porn hoarder 'doesn't get it,' judge says

Hoax-More victims of butt implants (super glue” and flat-tire repair materials)

Fun- Nude jogger sought

What-Who stole your sperm?

Who is a provocative sprout tester?

Nice idea-Giant 30mph sign leaves drivers in no doubt

Fun- Nude jogger sought

LONDON, ON - It's getting a little chilly for early morning runs, but apparently not too brisk for a man spotted jogging in the buff in southern Ontario this week.Provincial police are looking for a naked jogger with a beer belly after he was spotted by a female runner Tuesday at about 5 a.m. in Innerkip.The runner is described as a balding white man in his fifties, six-feet tall, with a moustache.

This isn't the first time the nude jogger has been seen in the area, said police.

Innerkip is about 130 km southwest of Toronto.

Hoax-Better buttocks with cement and glue (Video-super glue” and flat-tire repair materials)

MIAMI – More alleged victims are coming forward in the case of a Florida resident accused of injecting “super glue” and flat-tire repair materials into the buttocks of a woman in a botched illegal cosmetic surgery procedure, the Florida Department of Health said Tuesday.

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested by Miami Gardens police Friday in Fort Lauderdale and charged with causing bodily injury and practicing healthcare without a license. Police referred to Morris as a man though he had the appearance of a woman in the arrest photo released by police.

According to the charge, Morris, acting without a required medical practitioner’s license and starting in May 2010, injected substances into the buttocks of a woman client to improve their “shape and cosmetic appearance.” Morris was allegedly paid $700 for this.

“Initial laboratory analysis conducted by medical personnel determined the foreign substances injected into the victim consisted of a host of household and automotive products including superglue, mineral oil and “Fix-a-Flat” (a tire repair material),” Jennifer Hirst, deputy press secretary of Florida’s Department of Health, said in an email. (Reuters)

Bad-Child-porn hoarder 'doesn't get it,' judge says

WINNIPEG -- A wheelchair-bound Winnipeg man arrested in possession of a massive child pornography collection has been sentenced to 20 months time served and three years supervised probation.Ken Kreton, 61, pleaded guilty last September to two counts of possessing child pornography, one count of distributing child pornography and one count of breaching a court order he not access the Internet.Kreton received credit of 1 1/2 days for each day he served in custody for a paper sentence of 30 months.

When arrested, Kreton accused police of "wrecking (his) life" and asked "who's hurting if I'm looking at pictures?"

"He doesn't get it," said Judge Mary Curtis.Court previously heard Kreton had not stepped outside of his house in four years prior to his fall 2009 arrest and spent up to 15 hours a day on his computer.Kreton suffers from cerebral palsy and a host of other ailments. He claimed he couldn't leave the house because he was busy monitoring security alarms for his now-defunct alarm company. (QMI)

Wow-One-letter typo leads to election of wrong candidate

You wouldn't think a one-letter typo would make a huge difference, but in an election it apparently does.In Derby, James J. Butler received 1,526 votes in the race for the Board of Apportionment and Taxation Nov. 8. In fact, he got more votes than anyone else running for election to the 10-member board.The problem? James J. Butler wasn't running, but his father, James R. Butler, who campaigned for the position. But because of a typo on the ballot, it's the younger Butler who was officially elected to the office.The Democratic Town Committee nominated James R. Butler, and its members are now trying to figure out what to do, with the Dec. 3 swearing-in ceremony quickly approaching.

"I was the one they nominated. My son wants nothing to do with this," James R. Butler told the Connecticut Post Tuesday. The older Butler noticed the error on the ballot when he voted, the paper reported.To add to the confusion, both father and son live on Prindle Avenue

, and both share the same birthday.A spokesperson for the Secretary of State's Office, which oversees elections in Connecticut, said no one in the office has ever heard of an error like this ever happening. But Av Harris said the voters elected James J. Butler, and it will be up to the Democratic Town Committee to sort out the problem. (Msnbc)

Who is a provocative sprout tester?

She might be a far cry from the man from Del Monte, but a-peeling Yasmin's provocative poses have certainly got her some attention after her unveiling as an official tester of the vegetable in the run-up to Christmas.

The Yorkshire lass will be a key component in making sure her dad's festive crop hits the spot this winter - traditionally the busiest time for a Brussels business. The farm, near Beverley, is renowned for its produce, which accounts for around five per cent of all Brussel sprouts sold in the UK in the build-up to the holiday season. (metro.co.uk)

What-Who stole your sperm?

A Texas man claims his girlfriend stole his sperm, and he is suing the fertility clinic that helped get her pregnant.

Joe Pressil, 36, said he found out about the plan when he got a receipt from Advanced Fertility listing him as the patient, reports KPRC-TV Houston.Pressil was surprised when his girlfriend got pregnant three months after they broke up. He said she always claimed she couldn't have children due to a medical condition."That's a violation of myself, to what I believe in, to my religion, and just to my manhood," he told the channel.His girlfriend gave birth to twins and sued him for child support, which he had to pay when blood tests confirmed he was the father.

He said his now-ex would always insist on discarding their condoms after sex.

The lawyer for Advanced Fertility and Omni-Med Laboratories said proper procedures were followed.

"We do know that we do have his blood work, we do know that his insurance was billed for it, and we do know that his credit card was used to pay for [some of] the visits," Danny Sheena told KPRC. (QMI)

Nice idea-Giant 30mph sign leaves drivers in no doubt

The father of three was concerned about the high volume of cars speeding by his home, so after the council failed to take action the 47-year-old took matters into his own hands.Mr Backhouse spent four hours painting the 30mph sign using specialist ladders and red and white emulsion paint. The end result was a speed-limit sign that's about as obvious as any we've ever seen.

After constant rejections from highway officials, the painting of the sign cost Mr Backhouse a relatively paltry £100. 'I know it might seem like a bit of a drastic measure but I'm sick and tired of motorists, lorries in particular, speeding through,' he said.

'There is no speed camera in the village so no incentive for people to abide by the law. (metro.co.uk)

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